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What homework should be done to go to the Expo?

1. Take the train, which costs about 40 yuan and takes four hours to get to Shanghai South Railway Station. The World Expo is not far to the east.

Hotels in the districts closer to the Expo (such as Luwan District and Xuhui District) are more expensive, ranging from 500 to 700 per day. The farther away districts (such as Putuo District and Minhang District) are cheaper, about two to three hundred days. . . . . . Of course, they are not high-end hotels, at most two stars.

2. Because you arrived late on the first day, don’t rush to the museum. In the morning, you can relax in area E (enter from Puxi) (remember to ask for a free map at the information desk and buy it at the concession store) Passport), it is worth seeing the Aviation Pavilion, Vanke Pavilion, Private Enterprise Joint Pavilion, and Urban Future Pavilion in Area E. In the afternoon, take a boat to Pudong Area A to see the Israel Pavilion, India Pavilion, Nepal Pavilion and other small pavilions. . . . . Only the aviation museum has a two-hour queue, and the others are about an hour. In this way, you have basically seen the smaller museums in areas E and A.

I got up at about 4:30 the next morning, set off at 5, and took a taxi (don’t even think about taking the subway, the subway didn’t open until 5:50. When I went there, I wasted dozens of dollars because I wanted to take the subway). Minutes, I almost didn’t get the reservation coupon for the China Pavilion)

I arrived at entrance No. 5 at 5:30, and there were about 500 people queuing here. You line up and enter at 7:20, then line up at the security checkpoint, and security checks start at 9:00. As long as you are the first 80 people in line at your security checkpoint, you can get a China Pavilion reservation coupon (there are quite a few security checkpoints, about seventy or eighty, so there is usually no suspense). After getting the reservation ticket, you sprint towards the Saudi Arabian Pavilion at a speed of 100 meters. As long as you have the speed, others have to queue for 8 hours to enter the Saudi Pavilion, but you can get in in half an hour. . Then go to the China Pavilion. Then have lunch, and then go to Area C (European Pavilion). There are many small restaurants in Area C, and many of them don’t even have to wait for half an hour (although some in the UK, Switzerland, and Italy seem to have to wait for more than an hour). I am here on June 10th. On what day did I go and kill 14 pavilions in one afternoon? As long as I don’t get tired and take less rest. In addition, although there are many people waiting in line at the French Pavilion, people are moving around. The sign in front of the queue says that the queue will take two hours, but in fact it takes half an hour. arrive. This afternoon, I will try to see the British Pavilion, the Swiss Pavilion, the Italian Pavilion (forget the German Pavilion), and then go to the Spanish Pavilion around 9 pm (it closes late, while other pavilions like the Swiss Pavilion close very early), now You just visited a few more popular restaurants.

On the third day, just like the second day, you can go to the German Pavilion or the Japanese Pavilion at nine o'clock (I recommend the German Pavilion, many people who came out of the Japanese Pavilion were disappointed). At this time, you will definitely be there again. If you get a China Pavilion reservation coupon, please give it to others out of kindness.

On the fourth day after joining, you can enter the Japan Pavilion.

In addition, the African Pavilion is also good, but the queues at the American Pavilion are too crowded and unsightly. < /p>

Pavilions that will take about seven hours to queue for: Saudi Pavilion, German Pavilion, Japanese Pavilion

Note: It is best to queue for popular pavilions when others are eating. . .

3. Pay attention to what you need to bring: sun umbrella (can block both the sun and rain when queuing), fan (without this you may collapse...), small folding stool (ten yuan each) ), MP3 or MP4 to pass the time, camera, kettle (there is direct drinking water available in the park, you are not allowed to bring your own liquids into the park). Food costs about 30 to 35 yuan. We recommend several stores: KFC, Ajisen Ramen, and the aviation food restaurant next to the aviation hall. Restaurants you should never visit: South Beauty, Pakistani Barbecue. . . You can bring your own things, but that would be too tiring. Traveling to the Expo is meant to challenge your physical limits. If you bring so many things, you will collapse.

4. The earliest entry into the park is 9:00 in the morning, and the latest departure from the park is 23:30 in the evening. Once you pass, you can't go in or out. You can come and go freely from 9 am to 11:30 pm, but a ticket will be deducted every time you enter the park.

1. Information about Expo travel

1. The team is in the waiting area, and the tour guide is responsible for exchanging the Expo team tickets and other entry matters. Then the tour guide organizes a unified gathering and goes through the security check. After entering the park, the tour guide will give each person an Expo team commemorative ticket. Once you get separated from your tour guide before entering the park, please be sure to contact our tour guide, otherwise you will not be able to enter the park.

2. For the venues we have reserved for you in advance, we will gather at the designated time and location to enter the venue. During other times, you can visit other exhibition halls on your own.

3. Please keep your Expo tickets properly and do not bend them, soak them in water, or place them in a strong magnetic field environment.

4. There are two major categories of items that cannot be brought to the Shanghai World Expo.

(1) Prohibited items: Legally prohibited items, including: 1. Firearms, ammunition, and explosives; 2. Simulated light ammunition, electric shock devices, defensive devices, crossbows, bows, arrows, daggers and other controlled equipment ; 3. Fireworks, gasoline, alcohol and other flammable and explosive dangerous goods; 4. Highly toxic, corrosive and other dangerous chemicals and radioactive materials; 5. Hazardous materials such as harmful biological agents, infectious disease pathogens; 6. Heroin, Cocaine, marijuana, methamphetamine and other drugs; 7. Other items that may affect public safety that are prohibited by Chinese laws and regulations.

(2) Prohibited items: 1. Liquid items such as soft and hard packaged drinks, alcoholic drinks, etc., but liquid dairy products needed by babies and liquid medicines needed by patients with diseases can be carried with you in appropriate amounts; 2. Mousse, hair gel, hair wax, nail polish and other flammable, flammable and explosive cosmetics; 3. Lighters, matches and other ignition appliances; 4. Any banners, slogans, billboards, flyers and other promotional items; 5. Transportation tools, including but Not limited to motorcycles (including mopeds), mopeds, motorized wheelchairs (fuel, gas powered), electric bicycles, bicycles, scooters, skateboards and wheeled shoes (including roller skates), but strollers, hand-pushed wheelchairs , except electric wheelchairs; 6. Animals, but service animals such as guide dogs can enter with the user with a certificate issued by the public security agency or relevant department; 7. Bats, long sticks, long-handled umbrellas with metal tips, sharp 8. Balls, rackets, Frisbees and other items; 9. Delta wings, powered delta wings, paragliders, powered parachutes, hot air balloons, floating balloons, tethered balloons, airships, aviation models, Aerospace models, kites, sky lanterns and other launchable items; 10. Wireless microphones, radio-controlled toys, remote-controlled model aircraft, walkie-talkies and other short-distance (micro-power) radio transmitting equipment that may interfere with the radio frequency of the park; 11. Without permission from the organizer Professional camera equipment; 12. Loudspeakers and other equipment and items that may make noise without the permission of the organizer; 13. Large bags that are not suitable for bringing into the park and exhibition hall; 14. Various flags without the permission of the organizer; 15. Other items that may hinder others from visiting, cause personal injury or property damage to others, disrupt the order of the park, or hinder the safety of the park.

2. Tourists need to pay special attention to the following:

1. Those who bring prohibited items will be held accountable.

2. Some cosmetics are prohibited items, so it is better to leave them in the hotel.

3. Long-handled umbrellas with metal tips are forbidden items that are easily overlooked.

4. Roller skates, roller skates, and balls are not allowed either. 5. Disabled people riding mopeds or motorized wheelchairs can transfer to free hand-pushed wheelchairs at the entrance of the park.

5. Children under 1.2 meters are free and must be accompanied by an adult. Children and senior citizens above 1.2 meters (inclusive) are charged the same adult price.

6. Visitors should follow the prescribed routes, maintain good order, and are not allowed to cross isolation facilities without authorization, and do not damage various public facilities and landscaping.

7. In accordance with the requirements for garbage classification and collection in the park, consciously put it into the corresponding trash cans and do not throw them away anywhere; especially items marked as recyclable should be put into recyclable trash cans.

8. Participate in relevant activities or performances, and when leaving after the event, consciously sort out and take away the trash.

9. Smoking is strictly prohibited in areas marked with no-smoking signs. It is recommended to smoke in the smoking area according to regulations to avoid disturbing others.

10. Consciously protect historical and cultural heritage and strictly abide by visiting regulations and precautions.

3. About venue reservation

1. When participating in a group tour of the World Expo, the designated travel agency of the World Expo Tour can make a reservation for you in advance for the five major theme pavilions: Urban People Pavilion, Urban Life Pavilion, Urban Planet Pavilion, Urban Footprint Pavilion, Urban Future Pavilion, and China Pavilion. Team commemorative tickets are not available for on-site reservations.

2. There are many restrictions on booking venues, especially the China Pavilion. We cannot guarantee the success of booking a venue.

3. Making an appointment to visit is the most convenient way to visit

Many people have experienced the crowded scenes of tourist attractions. The number of global visitors to the Shanghai World Expo will reach 70 million. Such a huge number of people will inevitably increase the reception pressure on the Expo site. As you can imagine, no matter which venue tourists want to visit, they will face long waiting lines.

The so-called reservation visit is a countermeasure devised by organizers to prevent tourists from home and abroad from gathering at certain venues or event venues in the park on the same day and at the same time. Two services will be provided for visit reservations, namely group reservation in advance and individual on-site reservation. Reservable objects include various exhibition halls and various activities. If tourists are visiting with a group, they can make a reservation with the relevant parties in advance on behalf of the group to gain time for the visit. Individual ticket holders can also make on-site reservations at terminals that provide reservation services after entering the Expo. By then, making an appointment may become the norm for visiting the Shanghai World Expo. Therefore, whether you are a group tourist or an individual tourist, don’t forget this most effective “magic weapon” to save time and effort.

4. About tickets

1. According to the convention of the World Expo, unless otherwise specified by the organizer, visitors can visit all venues in the Shanghai World Expo after entering the park with a ticket. But there will be queues at popular venues, so be prepared.

2 After entering the park, please keep the Expo commemorative ticket for inspection and other uses

5. About transportation

1. The tourist bus will be parked in the designated parking lot of the Expo and will remain where it is. Please remember the parking location and license plate number.

2. Please be sure to gather in the parking lot and follow the tour guide into the park.

3. There is internal transportation within the scenic area when entering the park. For example, you can take the subway line 13 in the park for free.

4. Here, I would like to ask everyone to note that without permission, private cars and taxis are not allowed to pass within a range of 500 meters to 1.5 kilometers outside the Expo site. There are 4,000 Expo exclusive taxis in the city that can enter the pilot area through unified dispatch. After 21:00, the control area is open to all taxis.

6. About catering

1. Tour teams will not be provided with meals during their visit to the Expo, and tourists will be responsible for their own expenses. There are various restaurants in the park, such as KFC, McDonald's, Pizza Hut, Oriental Jibai, South Beauty, etc.

2. Visitors are strictly prohibited from bringing drinks into the park. There are 95 drinking points in the park, with 2,000 automatic drinking faucets equipped with disposable cups.

7. Going to the toilet

If you have an emergency, you don’t have to worry about finding a toilet. In the fenced area with a total area of ??3.28 square kilometers, 10,289 toilet seats are planned. , including 4,542 male toilet seats and 5,747 female toilet seats. Don’t laugh at such accurate figures. This layout of more women’s restrooms than men’s restrooms is completely opposite to the current design of urban public restrooms in China where there are fewer women’s restrooms than men’s restrooms. It fully takes into account the physiological characteristics and related actual needs of boys. , more humane.