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Application experience of blood spraying

1 examiner: do you have a boyfriend?

Applicant: Yes.

Examiner: Is he a local?

Applicant: No, he is out of town.

Examiner: Sorry, we can't use you.

Applicant: Why?

Examiner: You won't work here for long. In addition, our company doesn't want to greatly increase the long-distance telephone charges because of you.

Examiner: Do you have a girlfriend?

Applicant:No..

Examiner: Have you ever chased a girl?

Applicant: I did, but I missed it.

Examiner: Do you chase girls after work?

Applicant: Work hard first, and don't consider personal problems for the time being.

Examiner: Sorry, we can't use you.

Applicant: Why?

Examiner: Your public relations ability is not good and you lack confidence.

Examiner: Do you have a girlfriend?

Applicant: Yes.

Examiner: Is she beautiful?

Interviewee: Not beautiful.

Examiner: Sorry, we can't use you.

Interviewer: Does the unattractive girlfriend affect the image of your company?

Examiner: No. However, our company deals in artworks, and your aesthetic taste doesn't seem to suit our business needs.

Examiner: Do you have a girlfriend?

Applicant: Yes.

Examiner: Is she beautiful?

Interviewee: It's beautiful.

Examiner: Was she your first love?

Applicant: Yes.

Examiner: Sorry, we can't use you. Because you lack the enterprise to pursue constantly.

Examiner: Do you have a girlfriend?

Applicant: Yes.

Examiner: Was she your first love?

Interviewee: No, I have talked about a few before.

Examiner: Sorry, we can't use you. Because you will jump ship soon.

Examiner: Do you have a boyfriend?

Applicant: Yes.

Examiner: Is he rich?

Applicant:No..

Examiner: Sorry, we can't use you. Because your job involves money, I'm afraid you can't stand the temptation.

7. examiner: do you have a boyfriend?

Applicant: Yes.

Examiner: Is he rich?

Applicant: Yes, he has his own company.

Examiner: Sorry, your boyfriend's company doesn't need you, let alone we can't use you.

Applicant: But there is no suitable position for me in his company.

Examiner: Then what's your major?

Applicant: Secretary.

Examiner: Sorry, we still can't use you. Beautiful girls will affect our manager's work.

Applicant: But I'm not beautiful?

Examiner: That would be even worse. If you are not beautiful, the manager will not be interested in you.