Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - "Save time, stay clean, and hygienic. It's as easy as you want. Prepare when you're free, use when you're busy, and buy when you're in need.

"Save time, stay clean, and hygienic. It's as easy as you want. Prepare when you're free, use when you're busy, and buy when you're in need.

Buy it when you are free and use it when you are busy. When you are using it, you can’t find it if you want to buy it. If you leave, I will move it and you can’t find it if you want to buy it.

It’s not about selling cigarettes or beer, whichever store has enough; selling radishes and vegetables, which are available in any market;

Department buildings are built high, but our product is not Distribution, if you travel eight times across the country, if you want to buy, you have to go to this stall;

It is simple and convenient, saves effort and time, and is clean and hygienic. It is much easier and more relaxed;

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I am cutting noodles and singing songs, and I want to be as happy as I want; it does not hurt my arms or waist, just treat it as an aerobics exercise;

The kitchen knife, two and a half pounds, can be used to cut noodles without any pain. Convenient; whether it is thin or thick, you will feel uncomfortable in your stomach after eating it;

If you accidentally cut the meat, or even cut your finger, you will go to the hospital to get bandaged, and you will not get 20 or 18. ;

You still spend money, you still suffer, and you shed tears accidentally;

For five yuan, you can’t buy a small bowl of shaved noodles in a restaurant; there is too much soup and too little noodles. I won’t be full if I don’t eat sesame cakes;

For five yuan, I bought popsicles, which cooled my mouth for a while. It tasted like sugar, and I spit it out and a popsicle fell on the ground;

Buy If you buy a pound of apples or a pound of pears, the skin will be left in your stomach;

For five yuan, you can buy a knife and peel it when you want to eat it

No need to practice or learn, No need to shift into gear and step on the clutch; no need to learn or practice, you can do it once you get it;