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Absolutely appreciate the complete couplets of the major temples in China.

Part one: Laugh at the past and laugh at the present, laugh at the East and the West, laugh at the South and the North, and laugh at your ignorance.

Bottom line: Look at things, the sky, the earth, the sun and the moon, and others from above.

(-Leshan Lingyun Temple)

Part I: How about coming to worship? You must rub your heart, how many crimes you have committed, and bow down here.

Part II: Who is the missionary? I will show my feelings and say some warning words, which will surprise people.

(-Ningxia Tongxin Mosque)

The first part: I don't care about my thoughts, but I don't care about my thoughts, and I don't care about my thoughts, so I can be considered as one.

Bottom line: Buddha and Buddha are the same. Knowing that Buddha is not a Buddha, becoming a Buddha is also a Buddha, that is, sitting on ten sides.

(-Jingxian Jingtu Temple)

The first part: In the world, Maitreya smiled and looked around.

Bottom line: The only way is to get drunk and turn around.

(-Longquan Temple in Zaozhuang)

Part one: This place is not Lingshan after all, nor the world.

Part II: If there is no living Buddha among them, why should they be so solemn?

(-Zhang Daqian's topic Shaoxing Zhu Jie Temple)

Part I: When I was sleeping in the Western Heaven, who knew that I was a big shot in my dream?

Bottom line: sleeping alone in the pure land only knows that the sun and the moon are long.

(-Zhangye Buddhist Temple)

Part 1: When will you smile from ear to ear?

Bottom line: I don't laugh every day.

(-Jinan Qianfo Temple)

Shanglian: the peak or mountain may fly again, sit at the mountain gate, etc.

Bottom line: Spring water is getting warmer, so welcome it with a smile.

(-Daxiong Hall of Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou)

The first part: Pure land lotus, one flower, one Buddha and one world.

Bottom line: Muni Zhuxian, Samadhi, Sanyu and Sambo.

(-Guanyin Pavilion, Tsz Shan Monastery, Taichung, Taiwan Province Province)

Part I: Is the sound impressive?

Bottom line: What is a scholar?

Part one: Why does Guanyin sit upside down?

Bottom line: I hate all beings and refuse to turn back.

(-Rizhao Tianhou Palace Alliance. Guanyin in the temple faces north, which is called sitting upside down.

The first part: compassion and compassion, looking for the voice of saving suffering everywhere.

Downstream: If you are looming, read at any time.

(-Guanyin Pavilion and Maitreya Hall of Kaiyuan Temple in Chaozhou)

Part one: A big belly can hold things that are hard to hold in the world.

Bottom line: Smile at the ridiculous people in the world.

(-Beijing Tanzhe Temple)

Part 1: How long will you laugh before you shut up?

Bottom line: I don't laugh every day.

(-Jinan Qianfo Temple)

Part I: It's hard to laugh in the world.

Bottom line: Belly is out of date.

(-Chen wrote Guanyin Pavilion of Huayan Temple in Datong)

Part 1: The mountain peak may fly again, so sit by the mountain gate and wait.

Bottom line: Spring water is getting warmer, so welcome it with a smile.

(-Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou)

Part one: Potty is tolerance, but how many things have been done in the world.

Bottom line: full of joy, laughing at the world's ancient and modern worries.

(-Fengyang longxing temple, Baojue Temple in Taichung)

The first part: carrying an empty cloth bag every day, there is not much food, not much money, a big belly and jejunum left. I don't know what I will sacrifice when I am confident.

Part two: Sit at Hanshanmen every year and meet Zhang Zhili. I always see him in high spirits. What is the reason why this monk is proud?

(-Tianwang Hall of Nanhua Temple in Guangdong)

Part I: Learn more about Buddhism and broaden your horizons.

Downward: grow good roots and hold the ground.

Part one: Don't blame the monk for being so rude.

Bottom line: Please see if the protector is a villain.

(-Chenghuang Temple)

Part one: What have you done in your life? Will you be shocked to find out about people's wealth, harm people's lives, rape people and women, and ruin human relations? In my opinion, there were thousands of intrigues in the past, none of which was self-made.

In a word: when you come to me, you must be avenged! Are you afraid of pay cuts, squandering property, destroying future generations, punishing disasters, and keeping your eyes open? See how many fierce fronts and flames there are today, and how many can escape here!

(-Tainan City God Temple)

Part 1: Stand! What are you doing behind your back? How dare you lie to me!

Bottom line: think about it! Which one should I leave here? Turn around and don't hurt anyone.

(-Guiyang Chenghuang Temple)

The first part: it is swearing and hitting monks. If that's the case, it's not bad to destroy and blaspheme.

Bottom line: Just eat some meat and drink some wine. What if it's not good for the wicked?

(-Anhui Susong City God Temple Land Temple)

The first part: men and women have equal rights, and the public says that the public is right, and the old woman says that the old woman is right.

Bottom line: Yin and Yang are in the same calendar. You celebrate your year and I celebrate mine.

The first part: there are exchanges, and there is no return to the morning and evening papers.

Bottom line: fame and fortune are nothing more than a theater, where everyone is on and off.

(-Shenxian Temple)

Part one: only a few pence. You ask, and he asks. Who should I give it to?

Part two: I do nothing, but I also worship in the morning and evening, which makes me very embarrassed.

(-God of Wealth Temple)

Part I: There are saints and grandfathers in China, from west to east.

Bottom line: Di Zi, a famous mountain, is also a fairy and a Buddha, originating from the north town and coming from the south.

(-Guo Title Zhenwu Temple in Changsha, Hunan)

Part one: five turns to mercury, seven turns to lead and nine turns to Dan. Everything is clear, there are real people in the furnace.

Bottom line: one house, two bamboos and three waters are spotless, and Shu comes to the south cave.

(-Li Huichuan titled "Sichuan Xuyong Temple")

Part I: A grain of rice hides the world.

Part II: Boil Kun in half pot.

(-Zhaitang Federation)

What's going on in the world is unfinished, so why not?

There is no law for outsiders, and then you will know that it is illegal.

Zhangye Buddhist Temple:

Clematis:

Sleeping Buddha sleeps for thousands of years and never wakes up;

Questioners always ask immortals and never make it clear.

Hall alliance:

Sleeping in the west, who knows that dreams are big;

Sleeping alone in the pure land is only for the sun and the moon.

Patriotic and law-abiding Buddhist law;

Width, affection and enthusiasm are all true feelings.

Ningxia Tongxin Mosque:

How about coming to worship? You must rub your heart, how many crimes you have committed, and bow down here;

Who is the missionary? I will show my feelings and say some warning words, which will surprise people.

Lotus in Siming Temple of Lingguan Temple in Emei Mountain:

You seek fame and fortune, he predicts good or bad, and pities me mercilessly. How can you pay attention?

How much money was wasted when the temple stopped smoking, the hall was lined with Zhong Ding, and people offered clay firewood!

Maitreya Hall of Thousand Buddha Temple in Emei Mountain: Why not be yourself? Always pregnant.

Qingchengshan Shi Tian Cave Association:

Everything depends on human effort, so everything is fate. Love comes from the heart, and it is natural to take a step back.

Sichuan Zhongxian Land Temple Alliance: I have my own mind; Don't play tricks on me.

Jing Tu Temple in Yingxian County, Shuozhou, Shanxi Province:

If you don't care, you can watch it, and if you don't watch it, it counts as one;

Buddha and Buddha are the same, knowing that Buddha is not Buddha, becoming Buddha is also Buddha, that is, sitting on ten sides.

Dongyue Temple in Puxian County, Shanxi Province is connected with Difu Cave;

It is difficult to bribe the yamen here; The government below is ruthless.

Longquan Temple in Zaozhuang, Shandong Province:

In the world, Maitreya smiles and looks around;

The only way is to turn around when you are drunk.

Jinan Qianfo Temple:

When will you laugh from ear to ear? Sitting here all day without laughing.

Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou:

Qunfeng may fly again and sit at the gate; The spring water is getting warmer, so smile at it.

Guangdong Nanhua Temple Tianwang Temple Lianglian:

Carrying an empty cloth bag every day, no money, but a big stomach and jejunum. I don't know what I will sacrifice when I am confident.

Sitting at the cold mountain gate every year, I am always in high spirits in Li See. What is the reason why this monk is proud?

Learn more about Buddhism and broaden your horizons; Grow roots and hold the ground.

Zhenwu Temple in Changsha, Hunan, Xu Yongzao Temple in Sichuan:

Five turns to mercury, seven turns to lead, nine turns to Dan, everything is clear, and there are real people in the furnace;

One house, two bamboos and three waters are spotless, and Shu comes to the south cave.

Anhui Fengyang longxing temple:

There are no monks sweeping the floor in the temple; There are few lights in the temple, and the moon is bright.