Funny and shocking sentences, classic sentences.

1) "Bury" the experts!

2) If you dare to look for your sister outside, I will find you a big brother.

3) If you love me, "explode" me.

4) At that time, an idea flashed through my little mind, and "pop", I lent him another ten thousand.

5) If you don’t give me the money and ask for it back, I will make you live on your knees this year.

6) If you want to be handsome, you have to have long hair. ——Li Yong said.

7) Look at the gestures, 1, 2, 3, vomit.

8) Fortunately, after suffering from mental illness, I feel more energetic.

9) I can’t get a house in exchange for my wife.

10) Africa doesn’t have this price either!

11) My scarf is so thin~

12) How can a man avoid being stabbed in the world? If a man doesn’t learn bad habits, he will be kicked sooner or later!

13) You, at first glance, there is someone outside. I, at first glance, have debts outside.

14) When you are happy, I turn around and leave. When you are unhappy, I will appear at any time.

15) Brother, you are not stupid, you are mentally retarded.

16) People, their eyes are black and their hearts are red. But when the eyes turn red, the hearts turn black. ”

17) The stone path on the cold mountain in the distance is sloping, and the white clouds are there for me and him. I originally thought that the prince would meet the princess, but it was indeed like a dinosaur meeting a frog. When will the bright moon come? Look up and see for yourself, and ask how many you can have. Worry is like a pot of two pots of rice.

18) A harmonious society is about egg determination.

19) My sneaky face is wasted.

20) This money, my father relies on it for old age, my mother relies on it for social security, my son relies on it for college entrance examination, and the whole family relies on it for food and clothing. If it is lost, my father cannot provide for old age, my mother cannot receive social security, and my son cannot take college entrance examination. , the whole family can't have enough food and clothing, and I have to be like a cow, getting up early at night, dragging and running quickly, eating milk and milking grass.

22) I still can't milk our grandson like "" Like a "grandson".

24) In the first line, filial piety comes first. Go home often; in the second line: All evils, sexual immorality, come first. Go and take a walk.

25) Zhiling Sister said to Dong Qing: "Take off, you are more experienced than me. ”

26) 26, 45. When passing by Baomi Field, 78 words are omitted here...,

27) I am looking for a boyfriend who owns a house. Go find a mother-in-law who doesn’t want a house!

28) One time, the two kings were taken out in a game of Landlords.

29) This is not an apple, this is a mine. Ah.

30) If you don’t manage your finances, your finances will ignore you.

31) I’m going to divorce my beloved wife! >32) This year is the Year of the Rabbit, and there are three cunning rabbits. We still need one thing!

33) Is this the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, or is it a basin?

34) I wish you all the best! Money is like my wife’s belly, bulging!

35) What you eat is milk, what you milk is grass

36) This is the only thing you have more talent than me. Two!

37) I don’t want to buy a house, I can buy it if I want~~~

38) When two tigers compete, one of them will be injured, and she is a tigress

39) What does a husband do? He just coaxes his wife.

40) We elegant people don’t look at it. It’s too vulgar.

41) I admit that I am a bastard. Two fools, but I am lucky to have a big fool!

42) Financial problems are followed by style problems

43) Divorce is a pear, and a flash marriage is a thunder. You have to bite the persimmon when getting married, and you have to bite the bullet when getting married in secret.

44) A house is not a home, but where there is love, there is a home.

45) It is better to have a good wife than to have a good house.

46) The skin of an apple cannot tell the difference between men and women.

47) The price of pigs has increased, and I have become more valuable.

48) If you look like a bun, don’t blame the dog for following you.

49) Rhubarb, I despise you.

50) Put down one hook, hook up another, discharge one electricity, and electrocute one to death.

1 Look at your appearance, you are too arbitrary.

2 It’s not as good as you can do whatever you want with your appearance. With your appearance, you are too low-level to set an example.

3 A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is never a good driver.

4 If she dares to steal money today, she will dare to steal people tomorrow. This is all a one-stop operation.

5 What the old man sang was not a song, but loneliness.

6 Don’t worship me, he is just a legend.

7 My mother told me to go home and steal vegetables.

8 I am at best a descendant of Lei Feng. From now on, you can just call me Lei Ren.

9 Where is it? Getting ready to go tomorrow.

10 You always pull your ears and pull your ears, but you have the ability to pull your hair. (Note: Guo Donglin is bald)

11 One sentence can accomplish something, one sentence can do bad things, one sentence can create a harmonious society.

12 Would you like to be a little sunny in your heart?

13 If you use lies to verify lies, you will definitely get lies.

14 You are already over 60 years old. Have you ever considered what you will do when you are over 50 years old?

15 is related to rice and is a parallel import.

16 Nowadays, the H1N1 virus can mutate, and it is not unusual for people to look like this. This shows that the types of animals in the world are decreasing day by day, while the types of humans are increasing day by day.

17 Do you think my eyes look like Sun Honglei, and my mouth looks like Yao Chen? I am the son of Cuiping and Yu Zecheng.

18 Your father is still lurking, why did you reveal your identity so quickly?

19 I will answer you with a sentence from my father’s colleague.

20 Angels are different from other angels. Other angels come down feet first, but he touches the ground first.

21 I advise you, never hang yourself from a tree again, try a few more times on the tree next to you.

22 Strong protest, TV series inserted during commercial breaks.

23 Let’s not say it’s acceptable, at least it’s bearable.

24 Ever since I hung up this photo of her, there have been no mice in the house. The mice recognized her as my mate when they saw her little eyes!

25 My wife is not at home, and my personality is not very strong. You must be a little confused if you treat me like this.

26 Spring sleeps without dawn, you sleep without taking a shower, the sound of wind and rain comes at night, and I smell smelly feet every day.

27 It looks so classic now, but it turned out to be so thrilling.

28 This feeling is amazing, holding you is like holding someone else's wife.

29 At that moment, what she was flying was not a plane, but loneliness.

30 The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

31 is so fake.

32 Don’t cause a murder over a bun.

33 "Were you scared when you gave the money just now?" "Not scared" "Are you nervous?" "Not nervous" "It's so wicked!"

34 I see you Not only is menopause advanced, you’re also experiencing it faster.

35 Why does the policeman have change on him?

36 When you arrest someone, you still have to take care of their family members!

37 Comrade police, thank you for giving me a chance to join the Public Security Bureau.

38 It is true that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation grows longer than the last.

39 “Type Sogou on the computer, and you two will come out after it’s over.” “What, what do you mean, Sogou found us both.”

“No, I just used Sogou. I'll search for you two"

40 "No, the light in this room is a bit dark. If that doesn't work, let's turn on some lights." "Is your lens cover open, Mountain Cannon?"

41 If I look at him once and I look at you twice, then you are still my grandson.

42 Farming together is a partnership between the two families. Except for my wife, there is no distinction between you and me.

43 "I want money and face" "I want a wife"

44 I am still happy, I promise not to cry.

45 What are you shouting? His ears are good but his mouth is deaf.

46 live broadcast.

47 “What do you think of your in-laws’ donation?” “What do you think, it’s better to kill relatives for justice”

48 “Do you feel that your in-laws are great now?” “Great "It's so big that I'm almost stuck in it."

49 "How do you evaluate your in-laws?" "He is just like Sanmao, Nezha, and King Kong Gourd Baby back then." "

"Why is he a child?" "Who among adults can do this?"

50 I am destined to be a widow in this life.

51 "Why didn't you repay me?" "How old are you for me to hold you?"

52 This is a green leaf, isn't it a rotten vegetable leaf?

53 Your eyes betray your heart, your eyebrows betray your eyes.

53 Do you think it doesn’t matter? Do you really think it doesn’t matter? Do you really think it doesn’t matter?

54 Is it true? Is this true? Is it really unbearable? But what does this have to do with me?

55 This phone can have a long standby time of 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds.