The old devil slogan

1, he is my dream, how can everyone understand it?

2, cheer up, don't be unkempt all day, wash your face and you will find yourself with a refreshing ugly face.

Confucius said that in a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

4. It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.

I need a boyfriend now, and then I will be green, which will make me miserable, make me angry, make a lot of money, and finally win the Gao Fushuai Prize and reach the peak of my life.

6. It is a waste to have a body to do and keep.

7. My wish to start school: the school collapsed, the teacher was crazy, the homework was someone else's, and my lover was mine.

8. It's not that you change quickly, but that you are too bad.

9. Jesus Christ. . . Don't win. . . I don't want to be a mother yet. I'm still a child.

10, our New Year's Day homework, just like that song, lasted for three days and three nights, at midnight, without stopping for a day.

1 1. If he regrets yesterday with tears, he might as well struggle today with sweat.

12, good night means, let me play alone for a while, just as I fell asleep.

13, South Korea's cosmetic technology is not as good as China's Mito Xiu Xiu.

14, why is the chest uneven?

15 Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls do you have? I told her no, usually pretty girls chase me.

16, I can resist everything except temptation.

17, did you receive the message sent to you more than 20 years ago today? It doesn't matter if you didn't receive it. I'll send it again: Happy June 1st!

18,56 languages, in a word, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work!

19, the class is like a Fu Nan battery, with one class stronger than six.

20. I crossed the mountains and rivers, but I couldn't cross the dining hall.

2 1, this kind of female hooligan is really rare in the world.

22. I think a single person needs at least three pillows, one pillow, one hug and one sandwiched between his legs.

23, you go home early these two days, recently stole a lot of pigs, I'm afraid something will happen to you.

24, obesity is the pain of breathing, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, even drinking water will hurt.

I won't watch you die, I'll close my eyes.

26. My Chinese is bad because my tongue is big, my math is bad because my right brain is small, and my English is bad because I am too patriotic!

27. I feel that I am not absent-minded in class now, but. . . . . Business trip. .

28, a woman without talent is virtue, I think I must be too wicked.

I didn't understand what this meant until I met you. The poor must have compassion.

30. What's the difference between Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day now? Valentine's Day is the same as Tomb-Sweeping Day. They all send flowers and food. The difference is that Valentine's Day burns real money and talks a lot of nonsense.

3 1, you are so good at wrangling, come with me to work on the construction site.

No matter how hard I try, I can't walk into your heart. Your love never belonged to me.

I always thought you were special, but I didn't expect you to be such a special scum.

Do you want to meet my sister on Valentine's Day tomorrow?

35. Damn, you are so easy to recognize.

I don't care who I get along with, but I'm super interesting myself.

37. You stubbornly turned Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

38. When I was a child, I didn't care about Chinese and math, as long as it was Xiao Ming who gave the questions. I am still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?

39. I estimate that someone will habitually go to the wrong class after the first week of school. This is not a road idiot, but a kind of sadness.

40. There are always some people in life who try their best to get close to you and chat with you late into the night every day, in fact, just to steal your expression pack.

4 1, after a while, no one will transfer money to you on Tanabata. You can call me. Give me the money first and I'll transfer it to you. The handling fee is only%, and you can change your avatar. Thank you! Just what you need, my major!

42. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one for borrowing money from you.

I especially hate the slogan "It's shameful to waste food" written in the canteen. You really have the cheek to put up a slogan saying that others are eating the food that farmers' uncles have worked so hard to grow.

At first, I completely lost my mind, but now I am completely awake.

45, pray for rain, the bigger the rain, the better, so Tanabata will be ruined!

I didn't expect to throw up on you.

At the end of one year, the boss invited his workmates to dinner, and about a dozen people went to Sichuan restaurant. Everyone was asked to order, but the workers refused: Oh, whatever, we'll eat whatever the boss ordered! So the boss picked up the menu (a thin A4 paper) and pulled it with his finger: "Well, this side is fried, turn it over." ... oh, this side is also fried ... "Wow ... the waiter and we all have such expressions.

When I was in high school, my teacher changed my seat and a new deskmate. It happened that my appetite was upset and I climbed onto the table to have a rest. This male deskmate thought I ignored him and said, "Hello, I hope we can get along happily!" " "I looked up at him, and suddenly my stomach turned upside down and I felt sick. The boy turned green and said, "I know I'm a little ugly, but I didn't expect to throw up all over you." "

When I was in junior high school, there was a student in our class who went to bed with a schoolbag on his back every day. The schoolbag was never opened, so we discussed playing tricks on him. Once he was not in the classroom, and all the books in his schoolbag were replaced by bricks. As a result, he actually carried it for two days until a new teacher came to the class that day. When the teacher saw him sleeping in class, he told him to get up and take out his book to do the problem. Then he slowly took out the bricks from his schoolbag. Teacher: "classmate, let's put it down first and have something to say." . . "

We talked about the origin of our names together. A small partner said silently: When my father registered for me, he suddenly forgot my name. In desperation, he gave me a random one on the spot.

Whenever I see news on TV that someone has been cheated by simple deception for tens of millions or millions, I can't help but sigh, damn it, why are people with such high IQ so rich?

On Valentine's Day, I made an appointment with my girlfriend S who didn't catch up with me. After seeing off the blue demon Ji, I took her to a high-end western restaurant for a candlelight dinner! To show my heroism, I ordered French foie gras and said to the waiter, Give me a bottle of' 82 … Sorry, I'm here to visit my relatives today! It happened that the waiter stood by and waited for me to finish eating! I had to bite the bullet and continue to say: Sprite. ...

The landlord is in the countryside, and the family is still burning firewood. Once my son saw that there was still a little spark in the kitchen, so he volunteered to help make a fire. Before I could say no, he ran to the kitchen, with a loud bang and a big breath! Cold ash in front of the stove sprayed my son in the face! He sneezed, looked at me and said, Mom! The fire has finally started! In distress situation, I quickly washed his face!

I heard an interesting thing. Foreigners can take anything in the examination room for reference when they take the Chinese exam. Then someone brought an China in.

While waiting for the bus on the roadside, a girl and a college student came over. As if asking for directions, I stepped forward and called, "Uncle …" It's not thirty yet. How can you be like an uncle? So I clenched my fist: Sister-in-law, what's the matter?

The husband taught his wife to drive and pointed to the car and said, "This is the gear lever, the brake in the middle and the accelerator pedal on the right ..." The wife said angrily, "Don't talk so much at once, okay? Teach me to drive first, and then teach others slowly! "

My buddy spent his whole life buying a suite in Beijing. When sleeping at night, he turned over and turned on his mobile phone. "Welcome to Hebei Mobile."

A beautiful woman called the police: "Hello, uncle policeman?" My car broke down on the highway and someone spat at me. The policeman asked, "Did you see what that man looks like?" ""No, it's too fast, but the man has a wisp of beard and a cigar in his mouth.

Never imagined a classic quotation.

1, I have no regrets in my life. I remember running in the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

2, this sad orchid finger is really extraordinary, it must be a clue.

3. You saved me. I want to marry you tonight. I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.

4. Are you afraid that my selfless gesture will flash his dog's eyes?

5. Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman and Ray are possessed by souls at this moment.

6. I am such a good teenager with all-round development in morality, intelligence, body and beauty.

I have no regrets all my life. I remember running in the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

8, manager, relax, this nose hair is quite naughty.

9. My name is Wang Dacui. I never imagined that I met my true love in the toilet.

I believe it won't be long before I get a promotion and a raise, become the general manager and CEO, marry Bai and reach the peak of my life. Think about it, a little excited.

1 1, mongolia navy: Our journey is a sea of stars.

12, you saved me. I am going to have a wedding with you tonight. I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.

13, fat people are human, but they are still heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

14, we're going far away to see what else our smecta has.

My name is Wang Dacui. I never expected that the general would die voluntarily, but this will not affect the signboard of my generation of famous doctors.

16, Zhao Yun almost died in seven in seven out, you sang a male star! For you, Zhuge Liang suffered from ice and fire, and you sang a male star! Zhang Fei received a big sword for you, and you sang a male star! Report! General Guan lost the city and sold it for you, and I also lost a general! Report! Luma died in childbirth. She died in childbirth for you! Cao Jun's here! Cao Jun is coming for you! The laws of nature cannot be changed!

17, if you want to save the princess, you must, uh, you must go through my body. Please remember your lines.

18, I have no regrets in my life.

19, I feel a powerful force converging on my fist. My left fist is as hot as flame, and my right fist is as cold as frost.

In fact, once there is bad news, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is a natural law and cannot be avoided.

1. I will be promoted and raised, become the general manager and CEO, marry Bai, and reach the peak of my life.

In fact, once there is bad news, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is the law of nature, and it cannot be avoided!

3. We will go to a distant place to see what is left in our Smecta.

My name is Wang Dacui, which I never expected. .....

Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

6. Young man, I want to fight you to the death.

7. This episode is sponsored by mongolia navy, and our journey is a sea of stars.

8. As long as you are handsome enough. . So I don't have to do anything. See how I use my handsome facial features. Melancholy conquered her easily. .

I have no regrets all my life. I remember running in the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

10. Are you afraid that my ecstasy will blind his dog's eyes?

1 1. Does she like the cool killing style?

12. Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman and Ray are possessed by souls at the moment.

13. I also won the prize for the most perfect shelling of Pipi shrimp in the Central Plains. Do you worship me very much? I am such a good boy who has been fully explored morally, intellectually, physically and artistically.

14. These are just the tip of my iceberg.

15. Manager, relax, this nose hair is very naughty.

16. You saved me. I want to marry you tonight. I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.

17. My name is Zhen Huanchuan.

18. God, how can a boy wear red underwear?

19. My name is Wang Dacui. I never expected that the general would die of his own accord, but this will not affect the signboard of my generation of famous doctors, will it?

20. My left fist is as hot as a flame and my right fist is as cold as frost.

2 1. Give Grandpa a pancake fruit and add ten eggs.

22. If I am not satisfied, I will commit suicide by swallowing dung.

23. Wang Dacui: I made a big fork. What is this? Even without special effects, typing directly is too perfunctory, isn't it?

24. Wang Dachui: How do you know all this? Isn't that a sexy name?

25. This sad orchid finger is really special. It must be a clue.

26. For you, Zhao Yun almost died. You sang a male star! For you, Zhuge Liang suffered from ice and fire, and you sang a male star! Zhang Fei received a big sword for you, and you sang a male star! Report! General Guan lost the city and sold it for you, and I also lost a general! You sang a male star! Report! Luma died in childbirth for you, and you sang "Male Star"! Report! Cao Jun's here! Cao Jun is coming for you! You sang a male star!

27. What's wrong with this soap? I can't help picking it up, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa.

28. Actually, I am mentally retarded and mentally ill, wasting my youth.

29. Please open the door. Let's check the water meter. It's true.

Mom, I have to hang up. You don't have to worry about my study anymore.

3 1. High-end atmosphere is superior, arrogant and cool? Oh, my God.

32. Should I go to Tsinghua or Lan Xiang? It is difficult to make a decision.

Since I installed this application, my mother no longer has to worry about my ethics.

34. Son, I am the daughter of an Arab sheikh, and I have four oil fields under my name. This is my pocket money, enough for you to stay ahead of others at the starting line for more than 200 years. .....

35. I wake up from a five-square-centimeter bed every day and face the posters of more than 200 beautiful maids. However, I am not lost because of poverty. I just want to have a friend named Tu. . . . . .

36. Don't mess with me. My father is a hidden high official. No matter how many people I have sex with in turn, my dad will keep me safe.

Dear hammer, I didn't leave you for money. It's because I suffer from intermittent headache of blood vessels and nerves, vena cava obstruction caused by varicose veins, open constipation, loss of prostate intima, 2 1 trisomy syndrome and serious secondary diseases. I don't want to drag you down. I hope you can find better people and get a happier life. Goodbye, hammer!

38. She is a serious cleaner. Don't think that she can do whatever she wants with a few stinking money. Wang Dachui: Hehe! How do I feel that 200 yuan can win?

39. Miss White Snake, do you dare to promise when I call your name? My full name is Su Zhen Montich Luffy Carlisle Akagi Haruko Alexander Kakashi Elizabeth. Ah, I can't remember such a long name at all! Xiaoqing, do you dare to promise when I call your name? Dare! My full name is Liuli Jr.' s love for dreams, tears, ice and snow, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears. Dare! My name is Xu Xian, but I'm not a monster!

Never imagined classic lines:

My name is Wang Dacui. I never thought this would happen.

I remembered running in the sunset that afternoon, which was my lost youth.

Mom! I want to melt!

Please taste my fresh body.

My name is Wang Dacui, and I am an actor. I'm making a low-budget martial arts drama. Is this too low a cost? What is a children's toy sword?

It's already this quality, so why bother?

Don't you believe your quality is poor?

So I used boxing. Jiuyang Shenquan, sounds good. I feel a powerful force gathering on my fist. My left fist is as hot as flame, and my right fist is as cold as frost.

I bought a big fork. What is this? Even without special effects, typing directly is too perfunctory, isn't it?

What do you think of this? Isn't that a sexy name?

No regrets, your sister, I haven't even taken action yet, I said!

Hey, will you stop thinking about these strange things?

Now that I have defeated the enemy, I should be able to save the princess, right?

It's totally you, just changing clothes, right?

Shameless to admit that this crew is too poor, isn't it? Would another actor die?

Why didn't he show his love for me? Is there something else to hide?

What if he misunderstood me instead of a straight man falling in love with me? But if you just remind me

Come on, manager, relax. This nose hair is quite naughty.

No, it shouldn't be like this. Maybe this is a symbol of his noble status.

Even a fool with an IQ of 5 should understand that I'm reminding him that his zipper is not zipped properly, right? Hey, why doesn't he look at me? Are you afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind his dog's eyes?

How can I get a girl? ......

As long as you are handsome enough! So I don't have to do anything. See how I can conquer her easily with my handsome facial features and melancholy temperament. )

Girls! This man is mentally retarded! Psychopathy! Don't look for him on blind date! You can't buy two dollars at a loss! You can't buy it for two dollars. .....

That's right! I'm Wang Dachui from Qi Fei, with talent and character. (One foot on the ground, sitting on a bench) Maybe you don't know me very well, but look (take out one certificate after another), these are my three-level certificate of abacus calculation (pendulum), my eight-level certificate of Qidan language major (pendulum) and my riding license (pendulum), and these are just the tip of the iceberg. Usually, I also like to make some small inventions, such as Hal (blowing on a paper plane and flying to a beautiful woman, putting a paper plane on the beautiful woman's head and showing a paper frog), small toys and so on. How's it going? Isn't it interesting?

Hey? The avatar is placed in a square of 8 times 8, and the player drags it with the mouse. As long as three or more identical avatars meet, they will disappear and players will get corresponding points. In order to get high scores, players will keep playing.

His name is Wang Dakui. He is a cute little monster. He usually likes to help old fairies cross the street or something. Today, I will collect herbs to treat my mother. I'm really glad to hear that the Tang Priest and his party have finally succeeded in learning the scriptures. Never have to worry about being beaten by the Monkey King again.

Li Tiegen, what are you thinking? hahaha. Next, you write that Mulan gave birth to a chicken. Chickens are animals that lay eggs, okay? Raw eggs are also raw eggs! Also, how can Journey to the West, Water Margin, Dream of Red Mansions and Doumyouji Tsukasa be called F4? Have you read Chinese books? Refers to,, and VanNess Wu. You go, I can't continue to educate you.

Zhao Yun almost killed you in seven out of seven, and you sang a male star! For you, Zhuge Liang suffered from ice and fire, and you sang a male star! Zhang Fei received a big sword for you, and you sang a male star! Report! General Guan lost the city and sold it for you, and I also lost a general! Report! Luma died in childbirth. She died in childbirth for you! Cao Jun's here! Cao Jun is coming for you! The laws of nature cannot be changed!

If you want to save the princess, you must, uh, uh, you must go through my body. Can you remember your lines, please?

I have no regrets in my life.

I feel a powerful force gathering on my fist. My left fist is as hot as flame, and my right fist is as cold as frost.

In fact, once there is bad news, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is a natural law and cannot be avoided.

I believe that before long, I will be promoted and raised, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai and reach the peak of my life. Think about it, a little excited.

Mongolia navy: Our journey is a sea of stars.

You saved my life. I want to marry you tonight. I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.

Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

We're going far away to see what else is our Smecta.

My name is Wang Dacui. I never expected that the general would die voluntarily, but this will not affect the signboard of my generation of famous doctors.

Never imagined a classic line.

"Never Imagine" is a mini-drama produced by Youku and Wanhe Tianyi. It depicts the story of Wang Dachui, the "diaosi king" in an exaggerated and humorous way. The content of the plot covers everything, from the current hot topics to the classic historical stories, and the humorous language is unique from the perspective of ridicule.

1, I have no regrets in my life. I remember running in the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

2, this sad orchid finger is really extraordinary, it must be a clue.

3. You saved me. I want to marry you tonight. I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.

4. Are you afraid that my selfless gesture will flash his dog's eyes?

5. Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman and Ray are possessed by souls at this moment.

6. I am such a good teenager with all-round development in morality, intelligence, body and beauty.

I have no regrets all my life. I remember running in the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

8, manager, relax, this nose hair is quite naughty.

9. My name is Wang Dacui. I never imagined that I met my true love in the toilet.

I believe it won't be long before I get a promotion and a raise, become the general manager and CEO, marry Bai and reach the peak of my life. Think about it, a little excited.

1 1, mongolia navy: Our journey is a sea of stars.

12, you saved me. I am going to have a wedding with you tonight. I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.

13, fat people are human, but they are still heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

14, we're going far away to see what else our smecta has.

My name is Wang Dacui. I never expected that the general would die voluntarily, but this will not affect the signboard of my generation of famous doctors.

16, Zhao Yun almost died in seven in seven out, you sang a male star! For you, Zhuge Liang suffered from ice and fire, and you sang a male star! Zhang Fei received a big sword for you, and you sang a male star! Report! General Guan lost the city and sold it for you, and I also lost a general! Report! Luma died in childbirth. She died in childbirth for you! Cao Jun's here! Cao Jun is coming for you! The laws of nature cannot be changed!

17, if you want to save the princess, you must, uh, you must go through my body. Please remember your lines.

18, I have no regrets in my life.

19, I feel a powerful force converging on my fist. My left fist is as hot as flame, and my right fist is as cold as frost.

In fact, once there is bad news, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is a natural law and cannot be avoided.

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