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Clearance handling advertising words funny

Removal of advertising words:

1, good news, good news, hello, customers and friends, welcome to our store. Now, we will cut prices at a loss, have a big sale, low, low, low, low to the lowest price, low to the lowest point, and only seek clearance, regardless of cost, until we sell out, there is nothing left.

2. Customers and friends, our store sells top-grade clothes at the reserve price, and each one earns only 10 yuan, which is the lowest price in the city and the ex-factory price of clothes. There is only one in the city, and each one is ex-factory price.

3, the same brand, the same quality, different prices, the more you buy, the more benefits you get!

4, men's and women's cotton T-shirts clearance, you don't have to bargain, don't bargain, everything is a shocking price.

5, reduce the price, reduce the price, our store is not doing well, and we have changed careers, and the rest of the items are on sale. Bedding 9.9 yuan, cotton-padded clothes 9.9 yuan, washbasin 9.9 yuan, washing powder 9.9 yuan, kitchen utensils 9.9 yuan, everything 9.9 yuan, please buy.

6. If you want to buy something, hurry up. Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunity doesn't come every day, you should seize it.

7, the price is cheap, the variety is complete, our shop has high-grade men's wear, brand women's wear, foreign trade fashion, T-shirt jeans, 29 pieces, 29 pieces.

8, visit thousands, run thousands, the lowest price is my home, absolutely preferential, absolutely affordable, come in and have a look, see if you don't want money, don't buy it.

9, thorough clearance, thorough sale, time is limited, the quantity is limited, please seize the time, seize the opportunity, don't miss the opportunity, welcome to buy quickly.