20 anti-soul chicken soup copy

1. When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please trip him!

I may not be able to lift 100 Jin of stones, but if it is 100 Jin of RMB, I promise to pick it up and run.

Don't worry about girls with fat hands, the gold ring given by her boyfriend will be bigger in the future!

Some people say that I am shameless, that's nonsense. My face is too beautiful to give up.

Son, it doesn't matter if you don't do well in this exam. You are young, your father and I are young. We can have another child.

6. I am a rich second generation, but I work for myself to earn money. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face. I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

7. Young man, having no money now is nothing, and there will be many days without money in the future.

8. My monthly salary is 2000 yuan now, and I feel that I have reached the peak of my life. I'm still single, but I'm afraid to have a girlfriend, because I'm afraid my girlfriend will try to get my money.

9. Someone just sat next to me. I used to slap my face. How can you squeeze into my invisible wings!

10. We work hard to make our boss live a better life.

1 1. When I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner emotions at night, hiding under the quilt and laughing secretly.

12. Before, a friend asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery, which was quite successful. I can't recognize who lent me money anymore.

13. I hate the slogan "It is shameful to waste food" in the canteen. How dare you say that others are shameless when you make the food that farmers have worked so hard to grow?

14. Some people say that I am ugly, and I especially sympathize with him. Blind at a young age! When I got home, I asked my fans, am I ugly? The fan shook its head all morning.

15. There are still dreams. What if there is a ghost?

16. I am very kind, I am also very kind to sheep, I am also very kind to pigs, I am very kind, thank you.

17. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it, without scissors.

18. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

19. It's ok to bully my brother, but I warn you, don't let me see it, otherwise, I can't help laughing.

20. Girls should not quarrel casually, which will make them look ill-bred. You should slap them and let them know what it means to be both civil and military.