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Zhang San plays the ghost.
Zhang Laosan is 90 years old now, but he is not old at all. He is very strong. He walks around with crutches every day, and he especially likes going to the fields.
What we like most about this third child is that he knows the most and has many fascinating legends. He is always proud that he played a ghost when he was young. But this guy has a bad habit, that is, to listen to him, he must have wine, meat and vegetables, otherwise he can't pry his mouth open.
Listening to legends was our favorite thing when we were young. In order to listen to Zhang Laosan telling ghost stories, I broke up with A Niu and Liu Yun. A Niu stole his father's wine, and I caught two birds in the tree and roasted them. When Liu Yun was young, he dug some peanuts in the field, which was a dish. When it was ready, it was a summer afternoon, and we happened to meet Zhang Laosan in the fields where he often went.
Zhang Laosan was obviously surprised that we were able to make these dining tables, but he got excited after drinking. Zhang Laosan listened to our request and agreed without thinking. He found a big tree and a shady place. Let's move a stone for him as a table, and then he began to talk about his glorious past.
Zhang Laosan's ancestors were still a big family, and the biggest official position was once in the imperial court. Later, I don't know what happened. In Zhang Laosan's generation, they have lost everything and can barely fill their stomachs. When Zhang Laosan was a teenager, his father found him a job to work overtime for others when he was old, and supported his family with his monthly salary.
This happened during this time. All the work of playing is at night. Zhang Laosan was young at that time. It was his youth, so he was not afraid to walk alone in the dark.
One night, because it was cloudy, it got dark early, and in less than an hour, every household turned on their lights. At that time, Zhang Laosan was ready to pack up and go out to play.
Zhang Laosan had to go through a mass grave to work the night shift, because few people walked by the village entrance, and Zhang Laosan could not escape the necessary village turn.
After the stone sea, it is almost midnight. Zhang Laosan turned around a few times and wanted to have a rest. Suddenly, he saw two drunken officers holding hands. It was the time of chaos in the imperial court. Many officials didn't get the money, so they just arrested some people to accuse them, and then asked their families to pay for the redemption, thus making some money.
Zhang Laosan a look, hurriedly escape, for fear of being caught. He looked ahead in the darkness, didn't know where it was, and hid in it.
When your official passed by, Zhang Laosan found himself hiding in the graveyard. When he saw it, he broke into a cold sweat and sat on the ground.
Speaking of the old man, he took a sip of wine and his forehead was sweating. It seems that he was really scared at that time.
"Are you afraid?" Liu is the youngest, he asked:
"I'm afraid, I'm not afraid to panic alone in the middle of the night." Zhang Laosan was very open-minded and told the truth.
"And then what? Is the ghost out? " A Niu is more concerned about the following situation, so he poured Zhang Laosan a glass of wine and continued.
"Later, just like now, I had a glass of wine." Zhang Laosan took the wine and drank it, and his tongue became flexible.
At that time, my legs were weak with fear and I remembered my father's words. If I am afraid, I will drink. Wine can be courageous. Zhang Laosan quickly opened the white wine he carried with him, for fear that he would be cold at night, Zhang Laosan didn't drink at ordinary times. After drinking a mouthful of white wine, I suddenly felt like a fire was burning in my stomach. After a few sips, I felt my courage doubled. I stood up and went out. After a few steps, I suddenly saw a light in front. Is anyone here? Zhang Laosan, this is gratifying. Of course, it is good to have company.
Walking in, I found an old man warming himself. In fact, at that time, I found out that the old man was a ghost. The fire he baked was blue, not ordinary orange. Zhang Laosan was drunk at that time. How could he think of this? He just wants some company.
"Hey, old man, why don't you go back to sleep and warm up here in the middle of the night? What's your name? " Zhang Laosan asked, sitting beside the old man.
The old man is a little thin and pale, giving people a cold feeling. He looks like a rich man, wearing a bronze jacket, a Qing Dynasty jacket, an embroidered robe and a gray hat. He glanced at his third son and said, "What are you doing here without working overtime? I'm Tang Xu.
Zhang Laosan put the stick on the ground and smiled. "Haven't you seen your officials? That's it. Do you have a drink? " .
The old man nodded and said, "Bring it here." . Took the wine gourd plump plump dry two-thirds, handed it to the third. The third child took it and shook it. He found that there was not much left, so he threw it on the ground and said, "What are you doing here? Why don't you go back to sleep? " .
"Go to double," the old dizzy way.
"Ha ha, looking for body double? Are you a ghost? Who are you looking for? " The third child was amused and asked.
"Zhu Changli will die tonight. I'll pull him. "
"Depend, * * * what to say? Do you curse my grandfather's death? " Zhang Laosan a listen to immediately fire, this Zhu Changli but his old niang's father, who often supports himself, if he died that his home don't drink northwest wind?
"That's him. I will definitely take him away. He must die, "said the old man.
"I'm ahead of your grandmother." Zhang Laosan was even angrier. He got up and pushed the old man to the ground and said angrily, "Say it again? I won't kill you or me. "
The old man was stubborn and said it again.
So Zhang Laosan punched and kicked him, only the old man was beaten and his bones were scattered all over the floor. He was lying on the ground and fainted because of drinking. After hitting him, Zhang Laosan woke up and knew he was in trouble. It would be bad if he killed the old man, so he ran away without anything.
I fell asleep when I got home, fearing that officials would arrest people. But after two days, I didn't see your official arrest myself. Instead, I found my mother very happy. I didn't know until I asked, that grandpa was dying that night, and suddenly woke up, and his spirit was much better.
Zhang San realized that this guy was really an old ghost, so he asked his mother who was Tang Xu. Mom's words made Zhang Laosan sweat. Tang Xu has been dead for more than ten years. Why did you ask him? Zhang Laosan was frightened and told me what happened yesterday. Mom didn't believe it, so she sent several people to the place where it happened yesterday.
When I arrived, I found it was a chaotic grave, and Zhang Laosan's lost tools such as wine gourd were on the ground. Stranger still, there were signs of fighting on the ground. Look at the grave next to it. If you look carefully, this is not Tang Xu's grave. Everyone just believed Zhang Laosan's words, and since then, Zhang Laosan's tricks have spread.
But whether there was a real fight or not, Zhang Laosan couldn't believe it. Later, after Tang Jianuo's ancestral grave was dug up, Tang Xu's tomb was found, only to find that all the bones inside were broken, as if they had been beaten.
Speaking of the third child, he fell asleep.
Author's new book recommendation: "Ghost King Gone with the Times"
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