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Introduction? |? People who eat melons: the advertising value of this 65,438+million.

Tesla is on fire again today, because someone found a shop selling models on Pinduoduo? 3 domestic version, as long as 25 18000.

This price is nearly 20,000 yuan lower than Tesla's official selling price of 2,765,438+0.55 million.

There is a label of "group price for ten thousand people" in front of the price, and there is a slogan next to it: one is also the wholesale price. There is a yellow sign in the lower right corner: remind me at 0: 00 on July 26th. Explain that this is a group purchase and it is still in the pre-sale stage.

But friends who know Tesla know that Tesla basically adopts the direct selling mode, and there is no dealer in China, and there is no discount, only the official price reduction.

This practice is really puzzling.

Therefore, some people speculate that Tesla is not easy to sell and can only find e-commerce to reduce prices in disguise? After all, according to the previous official statement, domestic models? On July 3, 2020, the localization rate will reach 70%, which has the basis of price reduction. Coupled with the listing of Tucki P7 and Korean EV, it may be affected to some extent.

However, Tesla quickly issued an official statement denying this activity.

In the statement, Tesla denied any group purchase cooperation with Pinduoduo and Yiya, and did not entrust them to sell cars, let alone sell cars directly to them. We are not responsible for consumers' participation in this activity.

This is equivalent to blocking this possibility from three ways.

This reminds people of Pinduoduo's 5.5% discount on Cadillac in early May. At that time, a manager of SAIC-GM was equally indignant in the circle of friends, claiming that the manufacturer would not be responsible without this activity. However, it was later confirmed that this was a cooperation between Pinduoduo and the dealer, and it really had nothing to do with the manufacturer.

But this time, Pinduoduo bought the Model? Three things are different. Because Tesla has no dealers.

So someone asked: Should Pinduoduo still buy a car? 3 Where did it come from? And it looks like there are 10 thousand units? Is this a stunt, or is it something else? The answer was soon solved.

Some people who eat melons really ask customer service who should buy a car? Get a reply:

▎ There are only five cars in this activity, and the ten thousand people in the publicity buy it, which is just the name of the activity;

This can only be paid in full, not in installments. And the car color is only black;

Well, five cars are advertised and ten thousand people buy them. Chinese is really profound, and Pinduoduo's publicity scale is really not small. No wonder, Tesla said in the statement: Our company reserves the right to pursue the legal responsibility of relevant parties.

In fact, there is no need to be so formal, because Pinduoduo is a new local enterprise with strong support from the local government. The aforementioned "Five-year Car Festival" is an example, with a total subsidy of 2.5 billion yuan.

Finally, the people who ate melons lamented that Pinduoduo spent 654.38 million yuan and made advertisements worth hundreds of millions.

As a matter of fact, even Bian Xiao has downloaded this online celebrity software, although she is not good at using it. The discussion on this matter on the internet is also getting higher and higher.

On the other hand, it also shows that everyone is interested in Model? A price reduction of 3% is long awaited. It's time to reduce the price. For specific background and analysis, please refer to the previous article: Model? As expected, the price has been reduced, and 276,5438+0.55 million is just the first step? |? concentrate

Finally, readers, what do you think of Model? When will the domestic version really announce the price reduction?

This article comes from car home, the author of the car manufacturer, and does not represent car home's position.