150 jokes about exams

When I was a sophomore, I took an English test, which was divided into AB papers, all of which were multiple-choice questions. A brother finally got the answer in the last 10 minute, and suddenly found that the answer was Volume A, while his own paper was Volume B. It was too late to get the answer. Bow your head and think for 1 minute, and start copying. After copying, tear off the "B" in the corner of the answer sheet and hand in an "A". Score, 60 points ... the whole class fell in love with him.

The English exam ended last semester, and the whole class copied wildly.

The invigilator is very helpless: what should I do? This is my first invigilation. I haven't invigilated before ... "

Tell me something about us. Once he took an elective exam, this guy overslept and didn't take it, so he had to wait for a make-up exam. As soon as the results were announced, this guy actually passed. I didn't catch anyone. I caught n, but I didn't catch him. All the brothers are sweating ~ ~ ~

Later, we analyzed that the teacher must have picked out the failed papers and added them to the grade table one by one, and the rest passed ................................................................................................................................................

Those who didn't come to the exam.

An invigilator brought a can of iced black tea into the examination room in advance, drank half of it and went to the window to answer the phone. After the examinee enters the arena, mm cheers and rushes to the podium, picks up iced black tea and says, "There is iced black tea to drink! ! ! "I was so cold that I stared at mm throughout the exam.

The next day,

Politics.

One of my buddies caught a cold during the exam and blew his nose with a blank exercise book. When the director of half grade was checking, he saw some folded papers on his buddy's desk and opened the check. Everyone who saw it began to snicker. I didn't expect the director to patiently open all the notes and read them, and the audience went crazy-

Bonzo,

Communication principle.

Brood, the oldest student in my dormitory, studied for a semester and recited for four days before the exam. Everyone thought that he would probably fail, so he decided to give it a try and hand in his name after answering the questions in the examination room. Let's talk about it after the exam. There is really no pressure to give others an exam.

In many universities, there are many young teachers, and invigilation is generally boring, so I look at girls. Beautiful girls don't study hard, and the consequences can be imagined Once, an invigilator was a beautiful woman, especially coquettish and famous. The young teachers in the whole building made excuses to look around, but they felt sorry for the little note in the girl's pocket, so they had to make up the exam and were visited by the teacher again.

Postgraduate entrance examination, computer professional course. 10 after the exam, I was bending my head to do the paper. Suddenly, the head of the computer department rushed in with a blue face, searched everyone's papers, and then declared the exam invalid and took it again the next afternoon. I was surprised to be told that the standard answers were printed on the back of the test questions. That night, the school leaders went to the news broadcast.

The next day, take the exam again. Look at the newspaper, or yesterday's problem! Immediately dizzy ~ ~

Another one, a buddy took a fuzzy control test, and the test time was two hours. The teacher invigilated and shook his head while invigilating: "It's all taught in class. It's not difficult. It's all wrong Did you bring the book? Read a good book! " It's about time. It was announced that it would be extended for half an hour. I wandered for another ten minutes: how did you learn? You made a mistake when reading a book. That's eight pairs! It should be like this. .......

Turn around and go to the podium to start writing on the blackboard, finish writing on the blackboard, and then clap your hands: extend the sweat for another half hour ~ ~ ~

In the Chinese exam, there is a fill-in-the-blank question asking who are the authors of Back and Spring respectively. A student knows nothing. When filling in the first blank, he quietly asked his deskmate and replied, "Zhu Ziqing." When he filled in the second blank, he asked again and replied, "It's still him." So, he filled in "still him" on the test paper.

Funny experience of cheating on mobile phone [repost] My mobile phone is Nokia, and the ringtone function can't be tuned to vibrate when receiving short messages, which is very fatal, especially during exams. On the eve of the final exam, many people have the answers. Of course, I know why they are not worried. Their mobile phones are either Panasonic GD92 or Motorola T 189. Short messages can be tuned to vibrate, and you can receive information without anyone knowing. Unlike this unlucky Nokia in my hand, the invigilator in the corridor can be summoned with a beep. The so-called man is not as good as heaven. The examination room of our class is arranged in the East Ladder Classroom. As soon as all mobile phones enter the examination room, the information index will return to zero immediately! Only my Nokia, the information index still shows two squares, and I quietly hint to some anxious friends around me, don't worry, everything is under control. The first class is English, and we have arranged for the master to be in other examination rooms, saying that she will send the answers on her mobile phone as soon as she finishes. An hour after the exam, Didi rang in my pocket, and I immediately felt refreshed and the message for help came. The text message for help came, and the deadly invigilator was also listening. I generously took out a portable alarm clock from another pocket and put it on the desk. The teacher came to ask me what was going on. I pointed to the alarm clock. "Teacher, I lost my watch two days ago." This trick was learned from China's War of Liberation, and it is called "Don't fight an unprepared battle". The moment the teacher turned around, 20 options were copied out. Less than 10 minutes, the mobile phone rang again. I pretended as if nothing had happened. When the teacher approached, I picked up the alarm clock and turned it on face to face. I took off the battery, unscrewed the back cover and took a look. Strange to say, why? It keeps ringing. Maybe it's broken? The teacher knocked on my desk to get my attention. One third of the multiple-choice questions on the paper are blank, so I guess I have to do it again. As soon as the mobile phone rang this time, the invigilator's old lady got angry and ran towards me angrily. I didn't wait for her to come. I grabbed the alarm clock and slammed it on the table. "What a broken alarm clock! Endless! "When the old lady comes over, I will send the alarm clock directly." Teacher, please take the alarm clock away, or it will disturb the silence of the examination room too much. "The old lady breathed a sigh of relief, took the alarm clock and whispered," There is still a lot of time. Please answer the questions well. "At this time, my scrolls showed a bumper harvest, and I began to pass notes to my brothers and sisters around me. At this time, the deadly mobile phone rang again! The teacher's eyes swept this way, and my cold sweat immediately came down!

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At this time, I can't even touch a coin in my pocket except toilet paper. Or an old lady. She whispered a few words to another invigilator and became serious. I used my quick wits and turned to ask the people around me, "Do you have an alarm clock, too?" The buddies around me are very cooperative and look innocent: "No", I wonder, "What's that noise?" The old lady came over and exclaimed, "Don't talk!" I took the opportunity to get up quickly and said that the teacher had handed in my paper. In a few minutes, comrades came out one after another and gave each other high-fives outside the examination room, symbolizing the great success of the revolution. At this time, someone asked me, who sent the last message? I took out my mobile phone and looked at the information. Under the green background light, there are seven clear words: "The answer is wrong! Don't copy! " (Xiaoping)

On one occasion, a blank question appeared on the TOEFL test paper of foreign students in China: "Rack your brains". When collecting the test paper, the teacher found that there were various answers, but none of them were correct, such as "racking one's brains"; "stand up"; "fruit juice"; "Rack your brains"; When the teacher later marked the papers, he said to these future China students, "You really racked your brains and didn't write it."

A scholar will take the exam and answer two questions. One of the topics is an old Chinese sentence-"I don't know what to think." But the scholar actually copied it into Sister I Remember. Seeing this, the marking officer raised his pen and said, "Brother, you are wrong!" " Another topic is On Parents. At the beginning, scholars said: "Father, everything belongs to heaven;" Mom, one thing is also a territory ... "The marking officer couldn't help laughing at this point and approved," Ignorant of heaven and earth, this monster is born! "

In college, a girl was caught in an exam. The invigilator confiscated her admission ticket and ordered her to pack up and leave the examination room.

The girl was prone on the table, and her shoulders slowly began to shrug. The invigilator is an old man. Look at this situation.

Go over to comfort: "nothing, it's not that you are not allowed to take all the subjects." Go home, ah. "

The girl gradually burst into tears. Seeing this, the old man said, "Don't cry, don't cry. Ok, I'll return the admission ticket to you, so it's not cheating. "

The girl ignored her and burst into tears. The old man was startled and leaned over and said, "Why don't we copy more? ! "

In a political exam in high school, a boy in the last row spread his textbook on his leg, only to find that the invigilator quietly walked around like a horse and touched his shoulder. The student was shocked and his face remained unchanged. He said, sorry, there are too many things in the table to put down, so I have to stay on my lap. Then he lowered his head and continued to write the disease book. The whole class fainted.

When high school students copy books, they find that the topics are ambiguous, so they take textbooks and teachers' theories. It took the teacher three minutes to react and sighed.

3. In junior high school, the female classmate next door threw the book on the ground in a biology exam and copied it with her toes. I have always admired her eyesight and the flexibility of her toes.

4. One of my classmates took an English exam in college. He bought a box of embroidery needles, and then engraved the contents of the exam on his desk in advance (our desk is one of those shiny hard boards). You can't see directly, you can only look sideways. He carved all afternoon, blunted n needles, and finally his hands were numb, and then he threw a book and occupied a seat on the desk. I think that table will be seized by my brothers and sisters in the future.

5. What I earn the most is that I didn't prepare anything and thought I was going to die! I have prepared the repair fee! Come to the examination room and sit in a daze! As a result, the invigilator asked everyone to change seats, so I went to look at the new seat. Wow, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! All the answers are copied on the table, and they are all copied! Looking around, I found a brother staring at me with fiery eyes, hahahaha, the course passed smoothly!

6. I once dreamed that I was taking an exam, which scared me to death. I woke up and found that I was really taking an exam!

7. An expert slept all the time during the exam and then woke up at the end of the exam. He looked around and found that the students behind him had finished writing the paper without writing their names, so he took the paper, wrote his name and handed it in. ...

8. During the exam, because I was too absorbed in watching others, the teacher came over and asked me, "Are you all right?" I actually answered him: "Not bad." As a result, remember.

9. The two classmates look alike! The physics exam lasts 65 minutes, and one person will hand in the paper. Then, a person went to wc, and the person who handed in the paper continued to come in for the exam!

10, when Wenquxing was being used in the exam, suddenly the alarm clock on it rang, and it was cold ... woke up the teacher who was sleeping soundly. I was beaten by my brothers after the exam. ...

1 1. After the exam, a strongman looked at the invigilator and giggled. The teacher came over and asked: How was the exam? Not bad, huh? His classmate replied: I don't know how the exam went. You have to ask me the one in front.

12, tell us about our classmates' cheating experience. The teacher will draw a range before the exam, but the range is relatively wide, so the students will type out all the contents in Word, and then reduce the printing ratio to print them out (the specific ratio is not clear). The contents of a piece of A4 paper are printed on a piece of paper about half the size of a cigarette case. Then cut out the typed content, and then paste 1 page and 2 pages back to back. Generally, there are no more than 4 pieces of double-sided paper in a class. This is suitable for reading at the cuff in winter. The other one is suitable for summer use. The classmate is a girl. She wore a skirt of medium length on the day of the exam. It's still a small note on it, stuck on the opposite side of the skirt. I admire turning my skirt over a little during the exam. But in fact, the invigilator still knew what she was doing, so when she was halfway through the exam, a teacher came up behind her and patted her on the shoulder and said, "Well, it's good to pass." It is really cold!

13, when I was in junior high school, I finished the final exam 40 minutes earlier. I was really bored, so I stuffed my head into my desk to play, but I couldn't pull it out. Later, with the help of the teacher, I finally pulled it out and handed it in. ...

14, an open-book exam was held one night. You can read books, but you can't invite people *. A comrade wants to date his girlfriend at night and find someone temporarily. This buddy was reading Wang Shuo's book, put the information in the book and went to the examination room. The invigilator is a newly graduated female teacher. When I see this guy, I want to see his face. Of course, my buddy suddenly lowered his head. The female teacher was disobedient, bent down, and the elder brothers looked down at the books. As soon as I turned to "Who am I afraid of?", the female teacher was scared back. Later, I didn't want to make up. I read it again when I was about to hand in the paper. My buddy looked down at the book, "I don't love a person."

Xiaoling sleeps on the table.

Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.

Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.

Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?

Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!

Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?

It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!

Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?

Xiao Ai: Yes.

Wu: Let's stop arguing.

Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!

Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.

Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!

Wu: Huh? Today's exam?

Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Ai: Scared?

Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?

Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!

Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?

Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?

Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?

Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)

Xiaoling: Go to hell!

Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?

Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.

Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.

Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?

Xiaoling: Three steps!

Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)

Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)

Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!

Wu: What's the problem?

Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?

Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiaoling: I'm not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!

Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!

Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!

The teacher came in.

Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)

Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?

Three people laughed.

Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!

Teacher: Give out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?

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Teacher: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: I think teachers are better.

He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!

Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?

Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!

Three people copy.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!

The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!

Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go.

Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!

The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.

Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!

I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.

How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?

Wu: Lower it! Lower it!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?

Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I can't play grass as well as her (Xiaoling)!

Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.

Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.

Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.

Put away the roll paper.

Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)

Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?

Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?

Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?

Three people: study how to mow the grass!

The teacher came in (all teachers can dress up alone).

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What's the matter?

Teacher: You read it.

Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...

Teacher: Wait, (takes out a big sign to write claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?

Teacher: Keep reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...

Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?

Teacher: So you only paint beautiful pictures?

Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!

Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. Touch the tree and die.

Xiao Ai: Find an old pagoda tree to hang yourself!

Teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!

Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!

Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!

Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...

Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-

Iverson: Have you passed?

Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (below)

Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.

The teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu!

Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your roll paper!

My question is: this is the question, please answer.

what did you say ?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?

Teacher: Is this a question?

Teacher: You-OK, next,

Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher: Just five words!

Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!

Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!

Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...

Wu: Two-too many!

Teacher: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.

Teacher: Answer!

Xiaowu: 123456789!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!

Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)

Wu: This is-

Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)

Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: To learn advanced mathematics-

The teacher came in.

Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)

Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!

Xiaoling: I didn't eat-

Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!

Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?

Xiaoling: No!

Teacher: How dare you quibble!

Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!

Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.

Teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-

Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!

Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(to the audience) This is an evening dress!

Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!

Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!

Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!

The teacher shook his head. (below)

Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)

Xiao Ai: Forget it. Grass may be useless. I'm leaving, too.

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Wu: What about that? Hand in a blank sheet of paper?

Xiao Ai: Of course, I can't hand in a blank sheet of paper. I'm going to recite the most difficult questions now, and then write them on a roll of paper to answer them myself! (below)

Xiao Wu: He has a personality. (just want to leave)

The teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Head teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you.

Wu: Ah!

Teacher: Last exam asked: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?

Xiao Wu:-Physical principles.

Teacher: Is there such an answer?

Wu: Really ... a chemical principle?

Teacher: Xiao Wu! What can you do at this rate? Why don't you like studying?

Xiao Wu:-Don't like my major!

Teacher: Environmental worker? Do you know what environmental workers do?

Xiao Wu: Sanitation workers.

Teacher: It's environmental engineering!

Wu: Oh? What shall I do after graduation?

Teacher: ... sanitation worker.

Xiao Wu: I heard that it is used to treat sewage.

Teacher: (excited) Who said anything about sewage treatment? -but also to control air pollution!

Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere?

Teacher: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!

Xiao Wu: It's still for sewage treatment.

Teacher: Did your mother see your summer vacation results?

Wu: Yes.

Teacher: Really? You really sent it?

Wu: Of course!

Teacher: What did your mother tell you?

Xiao Wu: My mother said nothing. What report cards does the school issue?

Teacher: ... you go.

Wu: I can't leave.

Teacher: Why?

Wu: It's not the curtain call yet!

Four people on the same stage curtain call.

Suicide by jumping off a building

If you want to jump off a building,

If you want to turn into meat sauce, please go to the tenth floor.

If you want to hurry, please go to the ninth floor.

If you want to catch your breath, please go to the eighth floor.

If you want to struggle, please go to the seventh floor.

If you have any last words, please go to the sixth floor.

If you just want to be disabled, please go to the fifth floor.

If you only want to be hospitalized, please go to the fourth floor.

If you just want to scare people, please go to the third floor.

If you are just interested, please go to the second floor.

If you want to be called crazy, please go to the first floor.

Those who are good at jumping please go to the basement! ~~~~

This stone looks familiar.

A, B and C went shopping and found the slogan of a new store: "The latest technology-accurate computer IQ test". After watching it, they were attracted together. When I walked into the store, I found a big chair connected to a helmet, and there was a wire behind the helmet connected to the computer.

A first sat in a chair and put on his helmet. The computer reacted for a while and typed a line. "Your IQ is very high: 275 points." A I was very happy after reading it.

B sat in the chair again, and the computer rang for a while and typed a line: "Your IQ is medium: 75 points." B was unconvinced after reading it.

It's C's turn. C is nervous. His face turned blue when he sat in the chair, and his computer kept buzzing. Finally, he typed a line: "Don't make fun of stones." C collapsed in the chair for a while.

Both B and C are not satisfied, and they are determined to compare the level after practice.

Five months later, the three men came to the shop again. A still got 275, and B also got 125. C's turn again. C sat in a chair trembling, and the computer rang for hours. Finally, he typed the following sentence: "This stone looks familiar."

Move the boss to the toilet

One morning, a mobile boss suddenly felt very urgent outside and had to find a public toilet.

"What do you do?" Cried the aunt looking at the toilet.

"I am a mobile boss, in a hurry. \"

"Don't you know that everything is charged now?" Auntie.

"Okay, how much is it? \"

"50 cents in, 30 cents out." Aunt looked at him.

"Out of things will charge? "The boss stared.

"What are you looking at? We implement two-way charging here. If you set up a bathroom package, you can charge one way.

"Well, I'll pay. "The boss took out ten dollars.

"Shit or pee?" Aunt asked with money.

"Mama of, hurry up. \"

"Well, do you need a set meal? There is a discount for 50 stools and 30 stools at a time. " Aunt said.

"Stop it, I'll go in first and pay immediately." After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and went out for a long time.

Sir, you chose the No.5 pit, and you have to pay 50 cents for choosing the number. You didn't say no music when you moved in, and you charged 60 cents each time. In addition, you spent fifteen minutes and one second in it. The first minute was charged at fifty cents per minute, and then at forty cents per minute. Less than one minute is charged by one minute. In addition, since your emissions occupy our sewer broadband, please pay RMB every month. Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small hole. Please pay the exhibition fee of 1 yuan. "The boss has been staying there.

"So, Mr. Boss, we don't use credit cards here. You have to pay 59.4 yuan in total. If it is not paid within the time limit, a late fee of 3/1000 will be charged on a daily basis. We will not inform, and when we arrive at 1000 yuan, we will appeal through legal means. "

As soon as the aunt finished speaking, the mobile boss fainted in the urinal with a splash! !

The mobile boss said in a daze, "Is there a royal law?"

Aunt said: "My place, I am the master."