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In the summer of 2022, I had a barbecue with my brothers and watched 60 happy copies of the football match.
2. I have to eat barbecue when I have a cold, I can't sleep in the middle of the night and I have to eat barbecue when I am about to take the third grade exam. I blame myself for diarrhea.
Today, in order to buy a family version of the outdoor barbecue grill, I returned the clothes that had been paid for but were delayed in delivery.
4. When angry, the outdoor barbecue becomes the barbecue in the oven at home, and the children will pretend to have a picnic on the mat. A little sad.
5. We want to fly in heaven, two birds are one, and you want to have a barbecue on the ground;
6. After the eighth hot pot at home, we began to develop barbecue and obesity warning.
7. I have the heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat barbecue …
When everything is ready, adults will be busy. Dad, who doesn't usually work, also showed his talents this time. You see him standing in front of the stove with his uncle and uncle horse, adding charcoal, turning vegetables, painting oil and seasoning ... very busy.
9. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.
10. Even in a storm, life should be full of flames.
1 1. Summer, barbecue, beer, chat, friends.
12. My sister stood by and couldn't wait. She quickly picked up the chicken wings and put them on them. When she tried to turn over, the meat stuck to the baking tray.
13. In winter, we just want to soak in hot springs and have a barbecue.
14. The most annoying number for eating food is 24 (starvation).
15. I like barbecue best, and my husband is well fed!
16. Ah! The delicious liver is baked, which is really tempting. I took a bite and it was delicious. I've never eaten such a fragrant kebab. The more you eat, the better you taste, and the more you eat, the more you bake. Adults are full of praise for my skills.
17. Organizing a wave of iron ball outdoor barbecues, the only disadvantage that I was flattered was that I sprained my ankle while playing.
18. After the food and condiments are ready, I will go to the barbecue table. I first heat the hot dog on the barbecue table, and then sprinkle the seasoning evenly. A drop of peanut oil fell into the charcoal block and the fire burst into flames at once.
19. I'm starving. Can't I have a barbecue at home? I will buy materials tomorrow. I'm dizzy with hunger.
20. It's late at night. I really want to eat hot pot barbecue, fried chicken pieces, noodles, steamed stuffed buns and fried dough sticks, but I can't eat them.
Have a barbecue with my brothers in the summer of 2022 and watch a happy copy of a football match (2)1. The first time I ate roast whole sheep, I paid the price for my second cold.
22. Barbecue is really suitable for eating all year round.
23. Let's commemorate the first barbecue at home. Now I feel the atmosphere at home is very strong.
24. God gave me the attribute of loving barbecue, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.
25. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and stay in the world to "bake" the garden.
26. The most healing thing in the world, the first is sleeping, and the second is delicious food.
27. Eating my own baked potato chips, although it tastes strange, is the best dish in the world in my heart!
28. If you are eating lamb chops, you'd better imagine it as an enemy in life with a little hatred.
29. I am a person who wants to lose weight. Let's have a barbecue today and make a vegetarian dish.
30. Wuhan is a city with a night life. At night 10, I had a barbecue with Xiaofa on the roadside, and the gentle wind blew on my face, as if I had returned to Dalian a few years ago! Baked dried bean curd is extremely delicious, and another jar of Xiaogan rice wine is the life you should have on weekend nights!
3 1. Go for a walk or have a barbecue at home.
32. Barbecue activities let us taste delicious food, and also let us feel the wild interest from the countryside!
33. Bake it yourself, if a friend bakes it, send it: cook it yourself and have plenty of food and clothing! The food you get through your own efforts tastes really different! Attach a few more photos.
34. Extraordinary taste, extraordinary experience and extraordinary enjoyment.
35. Human fireworks can touch the hearts of ordinary people most.
36. The Milky Way is boiling hot, so it's better to barbecue beer to make it spicy.
37. I originally came from fun run, but I ended up in a barbecue shop.
38. Osmanthus fragrans in August has been fragrant, barbecuing, fishing, camping and outdoor expansion.
39. Fishing, barbecue, picnic, farmhouse, happy day!
40. Besides poetry and distance, there are Lu Chuan and beer in life.
Happy copy of barbecue with my brother in the summer of 2022 (Chapter 3) 4 1. Come to the barbecue after running in the morning and reward me for working overtime so late.
42. My winter vacation life is very tasty, especially the barbecue with my family on the roof of my hometown on New Year's Eve, which left me endless aftertaste.
43. The most healing thing in the world, the first is sleeping, and the second is barbecue.
44. There was a barbecue at my house, and all my relatives came, especially the people in the factory. Our place is very lively, and the main course is leeks.
45. For a foodie, there is no resistance to barbecue.
46. On the road of no return, mankind will never be lonely!
47. We roast kebabs, sausages, vegetables and steamed bread with knives ... we can find anything!
48. Cry from the soul, I want to eat hot pot, barbecue and cake.
49. Why did you look at me for so long? I can't help falling in love with you, oh ~ egg tart
50. People come and go longing for gentleness.
5 1. No money is true, so is eating barbecue popcorn and drinking milk tea! How can you resist?
I want to eat something light, such as barbecue.
I want to steal a lovely book from you.
54. Korean barbecue, the new school is first-class.
It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.
56. We walked in a row screaming, and suddenly our eyes lit up: dozens of barbecue ovens were scattered on a green lawn, and there were several chairs around each oven. Everything is quiet, as if waiting for us to show our talents!
57. Starbucks drank, Haidilao ordered takeout and arranged an outdoor barbecue. Apart from freezing into a dog, this weekend is boring.
58. Everyone says that barbecue is unhealthy, but what if you like it?
59. Watermelon, barbecue, the second brush in summer. Summer is really nice.
60. Poisoning late at night. Did you have a barbecue today?
Eating ice cream with girlfriends in the summer of 2022
In the summer of 2022, I ate ice cream with my best friend. 1. Take a sip to relieve the fever and worry!
2. People with mobility difficulties, but one morning someone didn't wake up and bought me yogurt, strawberries and raisin ice cream. Knowing that I wanted to eat corn, they bought me corn. I was moved by this vivid picture.
3. Your sweat, bicycle seat, warm handbag in winter, ice cream in summer, humorous words, affectionate eyes, naughty bad smile, not special, really.
4. People's mood is really inexplicable. Maybe I'm unhappy today because I didn't want to eat ice cream one day last year.
I like to eat a lot of ice cream and feel the tingling of my whole mouth paralysis. At that time, my heart won't hurt so much.
6. White milk ice cream, 15 1 block. When licking, there will be a thick sweet milk fragrance wrapped around the tongue. You can't bite the ice cream, it will run out soon. Take a sip and lick it carefully and slowly. Licked it for a long time.
7. Summer is really coming! You must take care of yourself and buy yourself an ice cream when it is hot!
It's sunny and sweaty today, and no one invited me to eat ice cream. Cold society, I wrote down this hatred first.
9. There are two things that others can never take away, dreams and ice cream in their bellies.
10. For children, eating ice cream is happiness. For students, sleeping is happiness.
1 1. Ice cream that you like for a long time is still delicious, and songs that you like for a long time are still nice.
12. I 18 was young, but I like ice cream in winter. Because I don't think winter is cold enough, I have to eat ice cream to be winter.
13. My iceberg has finally become an ice cream in your hand.
14. Falling in love with a city begins at the airport, and falling in love with a person begins with ice cream.
15. There will always be some dross. When you are eating ice cream with relish, you grab it and want to eat it.
16. Divided into three colors and three flavors, orange flavor and white cream flavor. These two flavors are my favorites. There is another color-brown, which is chocolate. Although it tastes bitter, the three flavors can be mixed together, which is really unique.
17. I am so angry. I tried to lose weight without dinner and gained two pounds. I am very angry. I want to eat an ice cream now.
18. Auntie, what brings you here? I want another ice cream.
Eating ice cream with girlfriends in the summer of 2022 19. I am addicted to ice cream and want to eat it every day.
20. It would be perfect if I had ice cream, a computer, a wlan and no power failure in summer. The healthy girl hasn't eaten ice cream for several years.
2 1. I want to eat ice cream with you in summer, I mean you.
I was too hot before eating ice cream, so I lost my temper. Let's talk about what to lose weight after eating ice cream tomorrow.
23. Popsicles bring coolness to people in hot summer, and then taste sweet.
24. When I was a child, my stomach was so strong!
25. A bite of ice cream is cold to the heart.
26. I hope that this summer, when the wind blows properly, ice cream will be cheaper and you will be happier.
27. Waiting for ing, the first ice cream in summer.
28. Eating ice cream for the first time in two years, Wuyang's cone tastes like a melon. How delicious!
29. Go to the seaside, watch fireworks on summer nights, eat chocolate-flavored ice cream and accompany me day and night.
30. The first ice cream in summer was eaten in a hot pot restaurant.
3 1. If you want to eat an ice cream cone, you should eat the one with beautiful waffles.
32. Smell the sweetness in the air. Has anyone ever eaten ice cream?
33. All the ice cream turned into ice cream, and milk ice cream and brown chocolate ice cream disappeared side by side behind the refurbished ice cream.
34. Mobile phones, computers, televisions, air conditioners, watermelons, sleep and ice cream. This summer vacation is enough.
35. Chang Xia wants to eat pudding so that she won't be bitten by mosquitoes.
In summer, barbecue with friends and talk about life.
Be sure to eat hot pot, barbecue, hot pot and barbecue after physical examination.
2. Ah, the barbecue is delicious! In particular, the barbecue made by our family of three is authentic and delicious. Let's come again next time when we have a chance!
It was past one o'clock in the morning, so I went to eat some barbecue.
I took out a chicken leg and put it on the "rock-solid" barbed wire. I turn it over from time to time, dip it in sweet noodle sauce from time to time, and add Chili powder from time to time. Slowly, it smells good.
Invite me to a barbecue when you miss me, and I'll be there soon.
6. A barbecue and a few bottles of beer will double your happiness.
7. The smell of barbecue downstairs wafted from the window. It's barbecue. The kebab is full of energy. Come on, isn't beer delicious with barbecue?
8. We hope to fly in heaven, and two birds with one wing barbecue together on the ground.
9. Hearing this, I immediately took my hot dog and baked it slowly when the fire was lower. But I've seen others barbecue, and when they turn over, I learn from them and occasionally apply some seasoning.
10. I was originally from fun run, but I ended up in a barbecue shop.
1 1. This smell should only exist in the sky, and people can smell it several times.
12. I'm starving. Can't I have a barbecue at home? I will buy materials tomorrow. I'm dizzy with hunger.
13. Do you think pork skewers are affordable for ordinary people?
14. I feel very sad when I work overtime until late at night. I doubt my life under the stars while eating barbecue.
15. You are beautiful, the barbecue is delicious, and it was beautiful yesterday! Baiquan might as well have an outdoor barbecue with her sisters. Look at your face.
16. Is it important to lose weight or mood?
17. Come for a barbecue after running in the morning. How many do I have to send if I work overtime so late?
18. BBQ on weekends and have fun and laugh every day.
19. On the afternoon of the third grade, I had a barbecue on the roof of my house with my parents, aunt, brother and uncle.
20. The grassland is galloping! Have a vlog around the bonfire at night, eat roast whole sheep, drink milk, sing and dance!
Barbecue with friends in summer and talk about life (2)1. We picked up a bowl of garlic and a bowl of ingredients and started our "top barbecue" again.
22. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of my meat has its temper.
23. I hope it will be cloudy tomorrow, and Big Q will have an outdoor barbecue again, and I specially bought a tent. This weather is too special for the whole barbecue.
24. Delicious means sharing with friends.
25. Barbecue at home in the evening. I am very happy when I eat. I look like a mess after eating, so I don't want to eat it next time.
26. The only bad thing about eating barbecue is that you can smell it on your clothes the next day.
27. We hope to fly in heaven, and two birds will be one and have a barbecue on the ground. When it is spring flowers and autumn moon, the past is eating barbecue; If there is love in the sky, there must be old people, and the correct way to eat barbecue on earth!
28. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and stay in the world to "bake" the garden.
29. First, I put charcoal in the stove, then make a fire. Finally, I put newspapers, large and small, on the table of the Eight Immortals, and I can bake them and eat them! I baked two sausages! The sausage tastes delicious!
30. If you care about your weight, I apologize for this barbecue.
3 1. Home-cooked barbecue, squid, Orleans chicken wings, fish tofu, potatoes, great.
32. There is always a plate of peanut edamame between beer and barbecue.
33. The night is beautiful and the barbecue is delicious.
34. On a tortuous day, I drove around Panshan Highway to have a barbecue. Later, I turned a lot and refused a barbecue. The outdoor barbecue plan was broken and the barbecue was finally held at home. Fortunately, the taste is particularly fragrant and particularly satisfying.
35. Speaking of kebabs barbecue, everything that follows makes me suffocate, basically every day, even at this pace.
36. People come and go longing for tenderness.
37. Cry from the soul, I want to eat hot pot, barbecue and cake.
38. More lonely than eating hot pot alone is eating barbecue at night.
It's late at night, I really want to eat hot pot barbecue fried chicken cake bread fritters, but I can't eat them.
40. Roast and roast. Soon, a delicious hot dog came out. It's really good. Homemade hot dogs are especially delicious.
Barbecue with friends in summer (Chapter 3) 4 1. On weekends, several brothers get together, have a barbecue, have a good drink, talk about interesting things and listen to their troubles, and it's all over.
42. Watermelon, barbecue, the second brush in summer. Summer is really nice.
43. To lose weight is to eat more delicious food.
44. The Milky Way is boiling hot, so it is better to barbecue beer and spicy food.
45. You choose your favorite food and wait for the stall owner to bake it for you. The stall owner will cut the food into pieces and wear it in strings according to your requirements. Then put it on the grill, one hand flips the food back and forth flexibly with chopsticks, and the other hand quickly spreads grease and sprinkles spices such as pepper, pepper, salt and monosodium glutamate.
46. My cousin has a fire, and we are busy. At first, the three of us were busy for a while and busy for a while. At this time, my cousin said that this method was unscientific, let my cousin put the vegetables in the "pot" we dug, let me put the seasoning, and he was responsible for turning the vegetables himself.
47. We will create "flavor" for you.
48. After ten minutes' waiting, plates of food were ready, including potatoes, brown dry bar, Luo Fei fish stuffed with herbs, star anise peppers and tender leeks.
49. Outdoor barbecue is my greatest pleasure.
50. We ate while baking, and everyone had a good time and swept away all the food. We finished the New Year's barbecue at about 3 pm.
5 1. Good brothers celebrate their birthdays on weekends, barbecue and stir-fry, get busy and have fun together!
52. Healthy barbecue is fashionable and delicious.
53. At first, I was afraid of charcoal fire and hot oil splashing. I only dare to carefully reach for a bamboo stick full of meat and turn it gently. After baking for a while, it feels not difficult at all! So I put my heart down and became more and more skilled!
54. The highest level of eating goods. I'll believe that when I see it.
55. Osmanthus fragrans in August has been fragrant, barbecuing, fishing, camping and outdoor expansion.
56. Beer barbecue crayfish, air-conditioned mat big watermelon.
57. The moon fell into the sea, and I became a sea fisherman tonight.
58. I really want to go home soon! I want to eat barbecue with my sisters! ! Last week. I'm too cruel! My heart is really heavy.
59. It's barbecue season. Let's have a barbecue tonight.
60. Carefully prepared, the fragrance will float in Wan Li.
It is really fun to eat ice cream in the summer of 2022.
It's really fun to eat ice cream in the summer of 2022 (Chapter 1) 1. The girl who keeps fit hasn't eaten ice cream for years.
2. When I was a child, I just ate ice cream fans together in summer.
3. I like to eat a lot of ice cream and feel the tingling of the whole mouth paralysis. At that time, my heart won't hurt so much.
It's not summer now, but there is plenty of time.
On my way home from school practicing aerobics, my mother bought me an ice cream. The ice cream is round, with orange around and white in the middle, like a beautiful small bowl. Ice cream gives off an attractive fragrance. It's really delicious. My mouth is watering.
6. Help yourself and have a cool clown ice cream in summer.
7. I am a strawberry ice cream without feelings.
8. The best way to eat ice cream in summer: eat half of it first, and then put the rest back in the refrigerator for freezing.
9. The milk juice is in the refrigerator. Why is it cold and icy? Can I put my dream in the refrigerator until I grow up?
10. You must take care of yourself and buy yourself an ice cream when it is hot!
1 1. I didn't eat ice cream, and the quilt was covered, but I caught a cold.
12. Wuyang's cone tastes like honeydew melon. How delicious!
13. The first ice cream in summer, I took a sip and remembered that I hadn't taken any pictures yet.
14. Eating ice cream once a day in summer is too sweet, so it is better to eat it twice a day. Eating early can prevent saccharification earlier.
15. I can't stand it because I want to eat sugar when I am sad and ice cream when I am angry.
It's really fun to eat ice cream in the summer of 2022 (Chapter II) 16. Match partners to see who licks slower.
17. I took out the ice cream and vaguely saw the pale yellow Sydney pulp and dark chocolate beans. Ah, my mouth is watering! I picked up the spoon and began to taste. Well, the sweetness of milk mixes the sweetness of Sydney with the aroma of chocolate. It's delicious, even better than what is sold in the store.
18. Ice cream that I like for a long time is still delicious, and songs that I like for a long time are still nice.
19. Summer is innocent! You must take care of yourself and buy yourself an ice cream when it is hot!
20. I am hungry! I want to eat strawberry cake, ice cream, mutton kebabs and crayfish! Another beer! Come on!
2 1. It was too hot to eat, so I sneaked into KFC to eat ice cream.
22. Hot and thirsty, get it in one summer (below).
23. Buy beautiful clothes in May, ice cream and air conditioner in June, and maybe love.
24. Once, I ate the ice cream you licked. Once, I ate food stained with your saliva. Once, I used a paper towel stained with your sweat.
25. How to eat Haagen-Dazs, stand in the lattice shop of memory, and let that thread worry.
26. The street we walked together in those years, eating ice cream clothes.
27. The first ice cream in summer is accompanied by a little cuteness and a sense of ceremony.
28. The new product of McDonald's hurt my feelings for French fries, and at the same time made me never want to eat ice cream again.
29. Lingling Tian Ling, Lingling Di, and another ice cream from Si Nuo.
30. Come on, the first ice cream in summer.
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