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Unreasonable people in Jiangnan

She is the proprietress of a pub in Jiangnan. Now she is over 500 years old, but she is still beautiful. There are no traces of years on her face, but she has never been married, because the boy in her heart is gone.

One day, a teenager came to her bar. She glanced at the teenager with a smile on her lips. The teenager sat in front of her and she asked, "Is it the same?"

The boy nodded, and then a cup of peach blossom wine appeared in front of him. Teenagers listen to music while drinking in pubs. This wine is not strong, but it is easy to get drunk. The young man smiled and asked, "Wife of shop-owner, you like folk songs so much. You must be a man with a story? " She glanced at the teenager, smiled and shook her head, but the teenager shrugged his shoulders and said with a fake smile, "The club I joined is going to perform a play recently, called Flowers on the Stranger. Can the proprietress check the script with me? "

? She glanced at him: "It's true for the script, but it's true for the story." He scratched the back of his head, smiled and said, "It really fits the script. This is the same as the story you told me last time, but it inspired me. This story is good! " She's helpless. The child really looks like an old friend of hers. She took the script and read it, and then she was right.

"Isn't it beautiful that that woman makes her son care so much?"

"Without makeup, my face is like a peach blossom, my black hair is gently pulled, my temples are leisurely, my sleeves are fragrant, and flowers are blooming all over the sky."

? "I was worried, but I didn't tell her that she could go home slowly ..." She suddenly stopped, put down the script, poured herself a glass of peach blossom wine, and the teenager stopped when he saw it, watching her drinking her own Hua San. "I once played this story with a man, and we agreed to come to Jiangnan together, but …" He poured another glass of wine and gulped it down. "Later, you came to Jiangnan alone and opened this pub?" The teenager gave her a look with a glass, and she nodded with a smile.

"What about him?" The boy said doubtfully that she loved the man very much, but she always looked worried. She gave him a look and smiled and said, "He has a family. I heard that he was very kind to his wife and children, but he failed me in the end, but I don't blame him. After all, he is so perfect in my heart. Maybe I'm the only one who remembers the agreement when I was a child. I'm afraid he has long forgotten.

? She looked out at Taoyuan, and I went out with teenagers. It was the season when peach blossoms were in full bloom. "You know, his favorite is peach blossom. The peach blossom he made is the most unique in the world, but I can't make that taste." The boy glanced at her and sighed, "Peach blossoms are beautiful, but they lose their freshness after opening." She glanced at the teenager and then at the petals that were blown to the ground by the wind.

"I'm looking for my newly married wife, who has been away from home for three months."

? "Jiangnan is so beautiful, let's walk together." She looked at the handsome boy innocently. The boy gently stroked her face and nodded with a smile. At that time, she was as happy as a child, but in the end he left her.

? "In fact, it is quite good for a person to see the spring scenery in Jiangnan. The past, blowing in the wind. He left her. She always dies alone. Her favorite spring scenery in the south of the Yangtze River, she also loves him the most. Unfortunately, he's gone and won't come back to her. She is only accompanied by the beautiful scenery of Jiangnan.

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