Hilarious English translation

Cousin sees younger sister.

The only fly in the ointment is Chinese Americans.

Be elated be elated be elated.

Walk through an error-free past and don't miss it.

A sea of people. A sea of people.

Seven up and eight down, seven up and eight down.

Who loves who loves who.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Three mornings and four evenings are fickle.

Red face knows my confidante.

Son of a bitch. This bastard

half past ten

Anyway, willy-nilly.

Play broadsword in front of Guan Gong, play broadsword.

Playing with an axe in front of Luban.

Xiaoming: Sorry!

Foreigner: I'm sorry too!

Xiaoming: Sorry for three people!

Foreigner: Why do you apologize?

Xiao Ming: I'm sorry!

One car came, one car went, two cars went, and someone died. (Description of accident scene)

Who and who are the two of us? Who's with who!

How are you? How old are you? Why you? Why are you always there?

You don't care about me, I don't care about you. You don't care about me and I don't care about you.

You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers! Let's go together

You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers, together!

Hello everyone! If you have something to say, say it! If you have nothing to say, go home! There is something to play with and nothing to retreat.

Stop right there! Don't move.

Knowing means knowing, and not knowing means not knowing. Knowing is knowing, and not knowing is not knowing.

Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and mouse's son can make holes!

Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and mouse's son can make holes!

If you want money, I don't have it; If you want to live, I have one! Do you want money? This is fatal.

You have two skills. You have two skills.

Until you die. How far away, how far you die!

I give you face, you are shameless, you lose face, I turn my face.

Give you face, you are shameless, you lose face, I turn my face.

Don't kill anyone if you want money! If you don't give money, there will be one!

Money or life? Money or death?

Study hard and make progress every day! Study hard and make progress every day!

You ask me, who do I ask? You ask me, who am I going to ask?

We are a family. We are a family.

You have a picture, say it, and you have a fart! Speak fast and fart fast!

You talk like a fart! You talk like a fart!