I wrote a slogan to smoke as little as possible. Why did I resist?

Smoking can refresh you. (Everyone knows that. )

Smoking can keep your hands away. (Generally, it depends on how your lp asks you whether you are allowed to put it casually, hehe ~ ~)

Smoking can enhance sexual function (because smoking brings spirit, sometimes it is counterproductive)

Smoking can increase national tax revenue.

Smoking can ensure that workers in tobacco factories are not fired and increase the employment rate.

Smoking can enhance the relationship between people. (smoking)

Smoking helps to think. (As smokers say, it varies from person to person. )

In the cold winter, smoking can keep warm.

When drinking, smoking can adjust the atmosphere and relieve hangover.

Smoking can be used as a substitute for detoxification.

The second category: reasons for expansion.

It is said that tar produced by smoking can drive away poisonous snakes.

12 Smoking can relieve the odor during defecation.

13 Smoking can test whether the indoor smoke alarm works (you can also enjoy a free shower if you want to take a shower).

14 Smokers can use cigarettes to reward others for completing your work (Big Brother in Peacock earns a lot).

15 smoking can help you understand geography and humanities. Cigarette manufacturers and cigarette case culture everywhere.

Smoking can increase your knowledge, for example: kent = kiss ever never teach! Wait a minute.

17 Smoking certain kinds of cigarettes (such as Mohe cigarettes in Xinjiang) can prolong life (according to records, most elderly people in Xinjiang smoke this kind of cigarettes).

18 Smoking When you have a cold and a stuffy nose, you can wash your nose to ventilate.

19 tobacco and its ash can stop bleeding.

Walking with lp in summer and smoking in the cool at night can help lp repel mosquitoes!

2 1 Smoking brings fire. In case of an accident, there is no need to drill wood to make a fire!

Light a cigarette and set off fireworks with lp during the Spring Festival!

When you meet lm flirting with lp, you can pretend to be the boss with a bent cigarette (scare lm away)!

Smoking more will make you sound like Yang Kun and Adu, and satisfy lp's idolatry!

Smoking will make you look mature and satisfy lp's desire for mature men!

Women smoking will appear elegant, confused and uncertain, and it is not easy for men to see through it!

Female smoking will encourage lg to buy new clothes often! (Always hot holes)

When watching the same song, smoking can save the glow stick (just light a few cigarettes)!

After 29 ml, smoking is the most effective means to relieve fatigue! (Try it if you don't believe me)

Smoking can make a lady (even an angel) look ambiguous (the little potato angel smokes a cigarette and looks like lm).

3 1 It's easy for a woman to find a one-night stand when she smokes. She looks very slutty when she smokes sideways in the bar.

Smoking can help you find the feeling of a fairy. A cigarette after a meal is better than a fairy. You don't have to envy your fairy sister. )

If you smoke, you can call the fire truck without hanging up 1 19.

Smoking is good. If you want to become sworn, lick the blood with any fish or beans, even if there is no fragrance, you can get three cigarettes.

Smoking is better for world-weariness, which will shorten life span.

Smoking can establish your prestige, make people afraid of you and stay away from your speech (afraid of being knocked down by your bad breath).

Smoking can let you know a lot about hypertension, hyperlipidemia, cerebral thrombosis, gastric ulcer, heart disease and other medical knowledge and various drugs (who can avoid getting sick? )

Smoking sometimes attracts plmm's attention and takes the initiative to strike up a conversation (hey! You put out your cigarette.

Smoking while surfing the Internet, non-LCD will not irritate eyes, and plmm is also hazy.

When you go to the park to date mm and wait for boredom, light a cigarette and let the ants know what cruelty is.

4 1 It is more comfortable to smoke a cigarette when fishing, and you can also smoke angelfish.

You can also smoke and drive a tractor as a sports car to experience the feeling of high-speed smoking.

After smoking, plucking and burning, you can enjoy the game you haven't eaten for a long time (like what firebird).

When you feel scared in Bai Sensen's room, smoking more can turn it into warm milky white.

When smoking, farting and spitting in the street, you can do a social survey by the way to see if there are problems in urban sanitation facilities and management.

On a desert island, when in trouble, cigarettes will ignite weeds and send out sos signals.

Building a harmonious society, investigating the issues concerning agriculture, countryside and farmers, and smoking with the old peasants can bring the relationship between the party and the masses closer.

After smoking, you can buy some beautiful handicrafts (ashtrays, lighters) at home.

After smoking, I increased the good habit of collecting cigarette cases and smoking utensils.

After smoking, if you have a conflict with your girlfriend, you can introspect and burn your wrist with cigarettes and remember them for a lifetime.

5 1 Smoking can bring the relationship with children closer.

At a friend's wedding, there is a program to tease the bride and groom. Cigarettes are necessary props.

Lighting a cigarette for a guest at a wedding is an indispensable ceremony.

When friends who are embarrassed and don't talk for a long time meet, handing cigarettes is the best way to apologize.

How can you deeply understand the concepts of nicotine, nicotine and tar without smoking?

Forgetting to bring paper to the toilet can be solved with a cigarette box.

Smoking by minors will attract the attention of divorced parents.

Students smoking can attract teachers' attention and even make their adulterous fathers happy (which can encourage beautiful teachers to visit their homes).

The most romantic thing about smoking is that she always thinks of the faint smell of tobacco on you.

Smoking can also make you famous overnight, and throwing a cigarette butt can cause a fire in Daxinganling.

6 1 smoking won't make you feel that "it's not easy to bring people together." When there is a shortage of cigarettes, everyone smokes a cigarette together, which is very United.

When in trouble, everyone smokes cigarettes and listens to mm's beautiful songs. Even in Shangganling, there is a desire.

When you are in trouble, you smoke while handing out cigarettes, listening to the anxious accordion sound. Even in cold Siberia, you will be as hopeful as Paul for a noble cause.

Smoking a pipe will make you look like a leader like Stalin.

If you smoke for a long time, you can smoke through your eyes, nose and ears, and you can apply for the Guinness Book of Records.

Smoking while driving will attract the attention of the police and bring you closer to your idol.

Smokers can also play poker and gamble with cigarettes.

Go to Emei Mountain to see monkeys. Smokers can tease monkeys with cigarettes and watch them smoke funny.

Smokers can also play tricks on people by setting off firecrackers in cigarettes.

After only a few puffs of cigarettes, you are sure to find inspiration (solving clues, making decisions, etc.). ) squeeze it into the ashtray.

7 1 When you are down and out, squat in the corner at night and fart with a cigarette, lest others hit you by bike.

When you are depressed, smoking in the corner of the bar will not be recognized and disturb you.

Smoke a cigarette when you are sad, and the smoke is hazy. When you cry, others will not find that you are not strong.

Smoke a cigarette and cough twice when you are moved. Even if tears come down, people won't think you are too emotional.

Having nothing to do, smoking a cigarette becomes the magic that makes plmm happy.

During the interrogation, asking for a cigarette is the easiest thing for the police to promise.

When you meet a leader who smokes, you will go to Greater China for a haircut during the Spring Festival. Who would give that stupid melatonin?

How can you feel the pain of cancer patients without smoking?

When I went to work on a cold winter morning, the bike lock froze. If there is nothing to do, let's smoke and bake lighters.

80 girlfriends like Li Yong who is lucky at 52. It's okay. Squeeze plasticine and make him a Koizumi pig hairstyle with tobacco.

I like Happy Dictionary, Wang Xiaoya. It's okay. Before attending the program, smoke a few more packs of cigarettes and smoke him to death. I believe she will remember me as a player all her life.

I want to have an affair. It's okay. Lp can't smell her perfume at all. It's all smoke.

I met a broken movie I didn't like at the cinema and smoked a cigarette. The administrator immediately kicked me out, even if lp didn't want to go.

After 84 nights of self-study, I lay in bed hungry, and my buddy in the other room wanted to smoke in the middle of the night. When it disappeared, I went to our bookshelf and got a cigarette. The midnight snack is solved.

Smoking a lot, all the handicrafts made of lp cigarette cases are at home, beautiful!

86 mm, don't smoke, lovelorn want me to smoke. Maybe my chance has come!

In "A Chinese Odyssey", if the Supreme Treasure smokes, put a cigarette in Tang Priest's mouth to avoid listening to his nagging.

88 mm If you smoke, you will be taken away by smokers. Give him a cigarette. Why let him rob you ~ ~ ~

Smokers will never attract bedbugs, lice, fleas, etc.

Smoking can enhance patriotism (smoking domestic cigarettes, greater China, Shilin)

9 1 As a result of smoking, with the improvement of smoking products, it is deeply recognized that science and technology are the primary productive forces.

Because of smoking, with the change of smoking products, Scientific Outlook on Development has been further established.

Because of smoking and watching the ups and downs of brands, I deeply understand that development is the last word.

Because of smoking, I deeply understand Theory of Three Represents, which represents the requirements of productivity development (in order to produce, we must improve our sexual ability and smoking), the direction of advanced culture (immortal culture, smoking can kill us), and the interests of the people (the number of employees in the tobacco industry is considerable).

Smoking won't make you fall asleep when you burn the midnight oil (it will burn your hands sooner or later)

By quitting smoking in 96 public places, smokers have the opportunity to exercise their endurance.

97 stars smoke a cigarette and fans tell their stories in the world of mortals, which will make people feel vicissitudes.

Recalling the clouds after smoking can help you get rid of lovelorn and forget the past.

Smokers can also burn the ass with cigarettes, which will trip the ass.

100 smokers can also burn their stupid, round, white and furry pig toys into beautiful, black and white but still stupid bamboo.