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Who can tell me the three and a half sentences of family planning? I just remember that the last sentence is "wear a condom"

Proud of family planning", "Ashamed of favoring sons over daughters",

"Proud of having sex with a condom", "Ashamed of not caring about it",

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Chinese characteristics—a family planning slogan that makes people laugh to death everywhere!

Somewhere in Hunan, "If you give birth to a child, you will be stabbed!" ", what a decisive ultra-leftist slogan.

But compared to the "One person is overborn, the whole village is sterilized!" in a village in Chuxiong, Yunnan! "It's nothing.

There is an absolute classic on the national highway in Shandong: "One person is sterilized, and the whole family is glorious." A scene seems to appear in front of us:

Set off firecrackers, ride a horse, Wearing red flowers, she would proudly announce to everyone she met: "I'm getting a vasectomy!" Come and have a drink at my house! "

A farmhouse on the roadside in a village in Sichuan was painted with white paint: "Should you prick or not, arrest if you see one." "

Somewhere there is a bit of preference for girls over boys: "Female piercing will cause disease, but male piercing can still be done!" "

In a small village on the road from Zheyuan to Likeng: "Every husband is responsible for the prosperity of the country; the husband is responsible for family planning." This shows that the main obstacle there is the man.

Seen in Wuyuan, Jiangxi: "Witness pregnancy, give birth with a certificate!"

A family planning slogan in a rural area in Shandong: "If you can lead the ground, it will flow out; if you can flow the ground, it will flow out." Definitely not to give birth to another child."

There is also a message next to it: "Publish one child, control the second child, and eliminate the third child."

Family planning in Heze, Shandong: "It is better to have a broken family." "The country must not be destroyed."

A county in Anhui said: "It would be better to add ten graves than to add one person."

You can see this in many places in Jiangsu's rural areas: "It would be better to have a river of blood." One more child is born."

The family planning slogan of a county in Hunan: "Whoever does not practice family planning will have his family destroyed."

A mountain village in Sichuan: "One child will be born, and the second child will be pierced." , three babies and four babies - scrape! Scratch! "

There is a more serious situation on the way to Detian Waterfall in Guangxi: "One tire has a ring, the second tire has a puncture, the third tire and the fourth tire are killing! "

In Sichuan, there is even more evil practice, which is called: "If you should pierce or not, the house will collapse; if you don't do it, the house will be stripped." This shows how difficult the family planning work there is.

It is estimated that there is great resistance to family planning in one place, so the relevant departments put up a slogan: "If you drink medicine, you will not take away the bottle, but if you hang yourself, you will be given a rope."