Can you tell me what are some of the more popular and funny advertising slogans nowadays?

1. If people are not stupid, I will not be stupid. If people are mean, I will be even meaner. [Reposted from Jagged Community / ]

——Party dress principles summarized by columnist Shen Hongfei.

2. The princes began to live in seclusion, and all the women saw were white horses.

——An urban cattle herder in Nanjing said in the column "I am a hunter with a gun" that the era of Prince Charming seems to be over, and only animal instinct is left, "So I don't In principle, simplicity is the responsibility of women, or in other words, it is forced by Mu Zimei." [Reposted from Jagged Community / ]

3. Choose someone who is young and physically strong. The first point reflects fairness, and the second point is survival probability.

——Some people quoted the standard of priority rescue objects in snow mountain climbing to answer the dilemma of "who should be rescued first if a mother or daughter-in-law falls into the water" that gives many men a headache.

4. Let men become monks. [Reposted from Jagged Community / ]

——A netizen joked. Currently, the ratio of boys to girls among newborn babies in China is 116.86:100, which is much higher than the normal value of 105:100. To achieve a normal sex ratio at birth, Chinese people's current concepts of marriage and childbearing and childbearing culture must be changed.

5. Zhang Fei is Cao Cao’s niece and son-in-law.

——Shen Bojun, a researcher at the Sichuan Academy of Social Sciences and vice president of the China "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" Society, has new insights after more than 20 years of painstaking research. [Reposted from Iron Blood Community / ]

6. For example, when I am the director of the department, I only consider the position of the director of the government. When I become the director, I will consider the position of provincial governor, and when I become the provincial governor, I can consider the position of prime minister. But now that I am a village chief, I cannot immediately think of the position of prime minister.

——When Jia Pingwa took stock of 2003, he said that the book "Shame" that won the Nobel Prize that year was good, but he felt that the Nobel Prize was relatively far away for Chinese writers.

7. Has it been replaced? [Reposted from Iron Blood Community / ]

——Many people think that the semantics of the laundry detergent advertisement "Did you soak? Did you bleach?" are ambiguous, but in fact, they have been "replaced."

8. If you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed later. I have to buy a lottery ticket right away!

—— Gan Li, an 18-year-old girl from Chongqing, said after escaping from the fire on February 4. She once wanted to jump off the 8th floor, but later climbed down using a rope. [Reposted from Jagged Community / ]

9. Yesterday it was "turtle (return)", today it is "kelp (wait)".

——In the past 20 years, nearly 600,000 Chinese have studied abroad. In recent years, it has been very obvious that returnees have found it difficult to find jobs in the domestic talent market and their values ??have depreciated.

10. Friends of friends are friends, enemies of friends are enemies, and friends of enemies are enemies. [Reposted from Iron Blood Community/]

——Peking University professor Zhang Weiying used this metaphor to warn the business community to choose honest people to cooperate (friends of friends), isolate liars (enemies of friends) and those who help others to abuse (friends of enemies) .

11. Historically, when a large number of men were unable to get married, they would get together and either become monks or form gangs...

——A movie called "The Bachelor" : The Security Implications of Male Overpopulation in Asia" has attracted widespread attention. The book takes aim at China and India, two of the world's most populous countries with a high proportion of men. By 2020, the bachelor class in both countries will account for 12 to 15 young adult males. [Reposted from Iron Blood Community / ]

12. Learning English is like brushing your teeth. The most important thing is not toothpaste or toothbrush, but persistence and opening your mouth every day.

——Tsinghua University chef Zhang Liyong, who scored 630 on the TOEFL, talks about his experience in learning English.

13. Only fakes are real, everything else is fake.

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——Consumers complain about the ubiquity of fake and shoddy goods

14. Among the things that can change a man, alcohol is the most powerful, followed by women. Then comes power, and finally truth.

——A sentence from Zhang Xin's novel "Deep Throat". [Reposted from Jagged Community / ]

15. Opportunity is like a rapidly rotating revolving door. When the gap comes to you, you must squeeze in quickly.

——Chen Tianqiao talks about the secret of Shanda’s successful operation of online games.

16. Doctor, please take out the baby and perform liposuction on me. [Reposted from Tiexue Community / ]

——A woman in Guangzhou said to the doctor before a caesarean section.

17. The Chinese New Year is like a pot of soup that has been simmering for thousands of years. Although fresh ingredients are constantly being added, the original taste is getting weaker and weaker.

——With the continuous increase of modern elements such as travel, clubbing, and sports, the Chinese New Year in the traditional sense seems to be getting further and further away from people in the city. [Reposted from Jagged Community / ]

18. Setting off fireworks is a custom, but custom does not equal rights. Before the founding of New China, it was also custom for women to bind their feet.

—A netizen talks about banning fireworks.

19. I am just a drop of water, not soapy water, and I cannot blow bubbles. /)Hy[Reposted from Iron Blood Community /]

——People's Literature Publishing House intended to invite Yang Jiang to attend a seminar on the works of its newly published collection, but Yang Jiang politely declined.

20. What will I do to you if you criticize me, humiliate me, insult me, scold me, destroy me, bully me, lie to me, or harm me? Allow him, let him, let him, do his best, let him, let him, let him, help him, and see him in a few years.

——The business philosophy understood by Wang Chi, the “King of Money” in Yunnan. [Reposted from Jagged Community / ]

21. You can never rest, otherwise, you will rest forever.

——True comments from Beijing CBD white-collar workers.

22. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it. [Reposted from Jagged Community /]

——Young writer Han Han said in an interview.

23. The smartest thing about Bill Gates is not what he did, but what he didn’t do.

——What Chen Tianqiao of Shanda Company often says: With Bill Gates’ strength, he can buy New York and do real estate, but he focuses on the research and development of his own operating system and software. , and not be attracted by other temptations in the market. [Reposted from Jagged Community / ]

24. Wealth may not necessarily attract friends, but it will definitely attract thieves, robbers and liars.

——The life of the new rich is not always as comfortable as imagined. More often than not, wealth not only fails to bring happiness, but also causes them to suffer from "sudden wealth syndrome".

25. If the management team of a company is the nervous system of the company, then the CEO is the nerve center of the company. [Reposted from Jagged Community / ]

——When a company spans the world and becomes an "empire on which the sun never sets," CEOs have to live a life of topsy-turvy work and rest.

26. Use vitality to burn the passion for life that is about to recede, use constant self-denial to guard against the conservativeness that may take advantage of it at any time, and use the life philosophy of love and proficiency to enjoy to reject the Puritan’s prudent self-preservation, Be pure and have few desires.

——"New Weekly" interprets F40 (born in the 1960s) [Reposted from Jagged Community/]

27. Beauty is paradise for the eyes, but it is paradise for the soul. Hell, purgatory for the fanny pack.

——The media quoted a French writer’s description of beauty to warn men.

28. Our business is like walking in the dark, naked and without clothes, and no one can see anyone. Suddenly it breaks out in broad daylight, and everyone feels embarrassed.

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——The stage of global competition has a lot of space for Chinese companies, and the requirements for dancing skills are also very high.

29. Computers can indeed save time and improve work efficiency. For example, there is no need to shuffle the cards when playing card games.

—A white-collar worker talks about computers. [Reposted from Iron Blood Community/]

30. Only when the number of psychological clinics on the streets is greater than the number of nightclubs, and the income of psychotherapists is higher than that of escort girls, can the mental health of the Chinese people be improved. Truly effective maintenance.

——Cong Zhong, executive deputy director of the Center for Clinical Psychology of Peking University, believes that the number of psychological counselors in China is extremely short, and only wealthy people can enjoy psychotherapy consultation

31. Opportunities like A thief arrives silently, but leaves with heavy losses. [Reprinted from Iron Blood Community / ]

—A father’s advice to his son who is unemployed at home.

32. Relationships are like clay rice bowls, which will break; diplomas are like iron rice bowls, which will rust; skills are like golden rice bowls, which will appreciate in value.

——At the graduation ceremony of a certain university, an old teacher who had been teaching for many years gave this sentence to the students. [Reposted from Jagged Community / ]

33. As long as there are prey, hunters seem to have no reason to rest.

—“I am like a hunter, constantly helping different multinational companies to hunt in the Chinese market. Of course, these companies are also my prey first.” A professional manager said frankly.

34. When you bow your head at work every day, you are writing history. The key lies in whether you are determined to change history every day instead of repeating it. [Reposted from Jagged Community / ]

——It is said to be the secret to maintaining enthusiasm for work.

35. Both mathematics and physics require "guessing". But physics has less logical components, while mathematics is more about logic. If you are good at "guessing", you can learn physics, and those who are good at logical thinking can learn mathematics.

——Said Yang Zhenning, Nobel Prize winner in physics and famous scientist. [Reposted from Iron Blood Community / ]

36. How much money you give, how much work you do will make you step forward; how much work you do, how much money you earn will make you progress.

——Chen Ping, the boss of home delivery, is good at psychological manipulation of employees.

37. A key lost in the dark cannot be found under a bright streetlight. [Reposted from Iron Blood Community / ]

——Many consulting companies use existing consulting products and models to gauge the pulse of enterprises, often in completely opposite directions.

38. You don’t know me, and I don’t know you, but I have been living under your bed for several months. I died unjustly. Please hand over my body to the police. Let’s do it!

——Horror text messages have become popular among the “text message people”. [Reposted from Iron Blood Community / ]

39. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. I suspect it is frost on the ground. I look up at the bright moon. My name is Guo Degang. (Quotations by Guo Degang)

40. The executioner shouted: "Put down the stinky tofu! Release the hostages! Raise your hands and surrender! This is your only chance... (Quotations from "Wulin Gaiden")

41. On June 6, 1644, the Manchus invaded Beijing and made outstanding contributions to the future of Chinese TV dramas. (A Shanghai poet commented on the proliferation of Qing dramas nowadays.) [Reprinted from Iron Blood Community/]

42. I am pretty and single. There is no way that men are not interested in me! I dare to wear what others dare not wear, I dare to say what others dare not say, and I dare to do what others dare not do. !I am like a peach, and Wong Kar-wai is a juicer. (Zhang Ziyi’s quotations)

43. Don’t ask your wife for internal matters, and don’t ask Google for external matters! (Quotes from netizens. Why not ask Baidu? I Ask Baidu first, then Google.

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44. China Mobile responded immediately to the "Grandson Plays in M-Zone" campaign recently launched by China Unicom with Jay Chou's grandfather as its image spokesperson. They claimed that they have signed a contract with Yao Ming's father and will soon Carry out large-scale publicity with the slogan "Son in a new time and space, Laozi in a global connection". [Reposted from Jagged Community/]

Later, China Unicom hired 82-year-old newlywed Professor Yang Zhenning as its new image spokesperson. The slogan was: "I can still do it!" In order to counterattack, China Mobile immediately invited Yang Zhenning's wife Weng Fan. As the spokesperson for the new image, the slogan is: "If you can't, I can make you can!~~~" (rumors in the world)

45. The iron fences on a certain university campus are all pointed, and the ones on them are The warning sign slogan is as follows: If a boy turns the page accidentally, he will become a girl... If a girl turns the page accidentally, she will become a woman...

46. Women should not read too much, because in the minds of men, : The junior college student is Xiao Longnu, the undergraduate is Huang Rong, the graduate student is Zhao Min, the doctoral student is Li Mochou, the postdoctoral fellow is Miejie Shitai, and the combination of master's and doctoral degrees is even more terrifying - the legendary "Invincible East"! ! ! [Reposted from Iron Blood Community/]

Men should not read too much, because in the minds of women: the junior college student is Wei Xiaobao, the undergraduate is Duan Yu, the graduate student is Ding Dian, the doctoral student is Chen Jialuo, and the postdoctoral student is Ouyang Feng. He is studying for a master's degree and a Ph.D. - he is the terrifying "Yue Buqun"! ! !

47. All three of our family are studying for MBAs. (Shanghai launched a children’s MBA education program with a tuition of NT$20,000 for two years. More than 700 children competed to study. A certain white-collar worker had the above-mentioned words of pride.)

48. The true meaning of an iron rice bowl is not to live in one place for a lifetime. Food, but food to eat wherever you go throughout your life. [Reposted from Jagged Community/]

49. "I feel very small in front of Chairman Mao's body. It is a great honor for me to have the opportunity to visit the memorial hall." (Boxing champion Tyson visited the Chairman Mao Memorial Hall to pay his respects. The remains of the great man he admired throughout his life. Over the years, Tyson has not concealed his love for Chairman Mao. He once said: "Chairman Mao is a great man with power." Tyson also tattooed Chairman Mao's head on his right arm. (He once read through "The Selected Works of Mao Zedong")

50. If you want to interview me, you must first go to bed with me; I will give you as long an interview as you can in bed. (The reply a male reporter from a media in Beijing received when requesting an interview from Mu Zimei.)

51. Will you sleep with me? (A company’s mattress advertisement.) [Reprinted from Jagged Community / ]

52. As a mayor, you should try your best to provide various services to citizens, but I’m sorry that this is not included. (Andy Lau’s ex-girlfriend Yu Kexin claimed that Taipei Mayor Ma Ying-jeou is her ideal artificial insemination target, and Ma Ying-jeou responded.)

53. What’s wrong with cross-strait cooperation and making the world’s money? (Lien Chan’s speech at Peking University was the most stirring speech.)...[size][/size][size][/size]

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