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Tell me something funny about eating crayfish.

crayfish and beer awaken the taste buds in summer. The food is slightly tipsy, just right. Today, I sorted out some funny stories suitable for eating crayfish. Let's have a look!

1. It used to be difficult to find water in the sea, and spicy lobster was served with beer

2. Let's enjoy the taste of shrimp (summer) to the fullest

3. oh, let a man of spirit venture where he pleases needs to enjoy eating sea stuffing

4. Happiness means that food is in the pot, and friends miss tomorrow

5. Last night, I dreamed of falling in the pool, but I want to eat crayfish tonight.

6. In the season of eating crayfish, do it yourself, which is healthy and delicious!

7. Gourmet, you can start eating lobster!

8. I am so hungry and sleepy that I want to eat crayfish. Why do I still want to go to Beijing to eat crayfish?

9. The correct way to open the crayfish in summer

1. I love summer, because there are crayfish

11. Talking too much is all saliva

12. The season of eating lobster is finally coming! ! I feel that I can't quit midnight snack

13. It's warm, so I can eat barbecue and lobster in the open air

14. I've been alive for 3, days, and I'm a fairy with wine and meat

15. I must eat midnight snack before going to bed, or I'll have a hungry dream at night

16. Hum ~ These shrimp soldiers and crabs will be no match for me at all

17. I feel that I am.

18. As soon as I entered the door, there was a tangy smell of fresh lobster wrapped around me.

19. Crayfish and beer awaken the taste buds in summer. The food is slightly tipsy, just right.

2. What can't fit in your brain is packed in your stomach

21. Life is always a mess. Fortunately, I make up for it with eating and sleeping.

22. I heard that summer is coming, and crayfish is better with beer.

23. It is often said that you can't get fat with one bite, but you can

24. Don't try to eat and drink today, and try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.

27. I fell in love with drunk iced crayfish and garlic crayfish this summer ~

28. The standard in summer: crayfish, cold beer, night stalls ...

29. Of course, I want to eat lobster this season, which is spicy and spicy.

3. Eating well and living with your heart is happier than anything else.

31. The happiness brought by food is very fragrant.

32. I have wine tonight. Do you have crayfish? If so, remember to pack it back.

33. The midnight snack is to be put into another stomach.

34. There are people who don't like crayfish. There must be no one who doesn't like such delicious food.

35. Many years ago, you said take care, I haven't lost weight yet.

36. I'm only a teenager, and I can be late for love, but I can't take delivery.

37. I'm eating lobster again, drinking snowflakes, and I'm surrounded by someone who can travel with me bravely.

38. Life is too short to eat crayfish.

39. Crayfish season.

4. As you can see, lobster season is coming.

41. The color of crayfish is bright and attractive, and the shrimp meat is delicious and elastic.

42. The crayfish is not very expensive with beer, but it is very good for the stomach.