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Post sentences about playing mahjong to WeChat Moments

1. Beauty is better than flowers, romance is like cherry blossoms, luck is like snowflakes, luck is like peach blossoms, wealth is like peonies, and flowers bloom on the mahjong bar!

2. I have a problem playing mahjong.

3. I swear I will never play mahjong again. If I do, I will chop it off with my hands.

4. If you touch cards or kong cards, you will be grateful to those who help you listen to the cards. When playing cards, you will be even more grateful to the person who set off the cannon! It shows that you have a grateful heart!

5. Youth is like mahjong, you either shoot off or touch yourself. How many otakus and rotten women have exhausted all their mechanisms just to enjoy the moment of being overthrown.

6. I won’t play mahjong at night anymore. It’s so tiring. I’m tired when I win and I’m tired when I lose. Anyway, I’m just tired.

7. I only do two things throughout the Spring Festival, visit relatives and play mahjong. Play mahjong and visit relatives.

8. When I was about to start eating, I saw that there were some ingredients missing, so I asked the lady boss if she had sesame paste! The landlady looked confused and said that there was no mahjong, but poker. I'll go, boss lady, can we stop making trouble?

9. When others play mahjong, three are missing and one is missing. When I play mahjong, one is missing and three are missing.

10. With your big teeth, you can produce a pair of mahjong and a game of military chess.

11. Make progress every day at the age of 10. At the age of 20, you have lofty ideals, and at the age of 30, you work hard to become stronger. The 40-year-old is basically oriented, the 50-year-old is popular everywhere. Play mahjong when you are 60 years old, and wander around when you are 70 years old. The 80-year-old Lala lives at home, and the 90-year-old hangs it on the wall!