Joke videos mocking Koreans and so on.

Koreans like to satirize China, saying, South Korea has Samsung, LG, what does China have?

People in China are often speechless for a while.

Excuse me, Koreans, what else do you have besides Samsung, Hyundai and LG?

The output value of these companies accounts for more than half of your total output value in Korea. If these companies are eliminated, Korea will be finished. Where are the others?

What do we have in China?

I won't talk about culture and history with you (you like to copy), and it doesn't include Hongkong, Taiwan Province and Macau for the time being.

Let's say the mainland,

This is something you don't have.

1. We have a spaceship with 200,000 parts and its industrial chain. Do you Koreans have it? Don't talk to me about cars. Cars only need 16000 parts.

2. We have Godson CPU, which is second only to Japan and America in the world. Do you?

We have bought Lenovo from IB M, which is world-class. Do you have a world-famous PC brand?

We have the Three Gorges Project. Can you build it? We can go to Africa to bid for a hydropower station twice the size of the Three Gorges. Are you qualified?

5. J 10 three-generation semi-fighter, nuclear submarine, nuclear missile, China Aegis ship and intercontinental missile can be built. Can it be made except from America?

We have 60 satellites flying in the sky. How much do you have?

7. Our Chinese in Thailand, Philippines, Malaysia and Singapore control the economies of these countries. What else besides Korea?

8. We Huawei can make C isco tremble, can you?

9. How influential is the Korean Wave that you are proud of outside Asia? Which of our films, Hero, House of Flying Daggers and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, didn't make hundreds of millions at the box office in the United States. Do you have them in South Korea? Our Jackie Chan, Zhang Ziyi, Jet Li and Gong Li are all world-class influential brands, and there are even people like Yao Xiang in sports! Your Kim Hee Seon is not in East Asia. Who knows her?

10 Our Chinese food is popular all over the world, almost in every country in the world. It is easy for us in China to eat Chinese food that you think is "greasy" when we go to any country.

How is your Korean food? Where is it?

1 1, now the whole world is learning Chinese, and many schools in the United States list Chinese as a compulsory course. Who will learn your Korean?

You will soon be defeated by us down there.

1. Household appliances, you were driven out of the China market by our company. Europe and America are waiting for TC L, and Haier will take care of you.

2. shipbuilding. At present, China is the third in the world, and you are the first. However, we have built a natural gas liquefied ship on which you can make money. You are waiting to be dried. /kloc-within 0/0 years, you will be completely killed by us.

IC industry, according to your own statistics, the gap between us and you is about 1 year. Wait for our SMIC to kill your Samsung.

Where we can't catch up with you:

1, football. Our players are all primary and junior high school graduates, and if they don't play football, they are hooligans. Your players were selected in the college league. Let us primary school students beat you college students, but we can't beat you.

2, * * * ability, you Koreans like * * *, which China can't compare with you. If you don't have a large area of land, you fantasize that the northeast is yours; You have no words, so you fantasize that Chinese characters were invented by you; If you don't have medicine, imagine that you invented acupuncture in traditional Chinese medicine. You don't have a great man, so you fantasize that Confucius is Korean.

Your diet is pitifully monotonous, so you accuse Chinese food of being greasy (poor Koreans know that the four major cuisines in China are only northern cuisines). You don't have a glorious history, you can only seek comfort with the beautiful words destroyed by the Tang Dynasty.

There are American troops in your territory, but we don't. How nice. Your brothers are too short to satisfy your woman, and the American army can just let your woman die. In war, you don't have to think, just work hard, because the American army commands you.

Finally, you Koreans think that China is a developed country, that China values you more and likes to show our self-esteem in front of you.

In fact, there is only one goal in our eyes, and that is the United States.

1. China is a permanent member of the Security Council, and its power can influence the world.

South Korea is only a second-rate country in Asia, and the United Nations has no say in it. Ban Ki-moon is already the most proud figure of South Korea in the United Nations, but this is only the "privilege" of political dwarfs, and the United States, Russia, Britain and France are not qualified.

2. The invasion of "foreigners" in the history of China. Most of these "foreigners" have been assimilated for thousands of years. Is it China or China?

There is no such thing as an independent "country" in Korean history. It was enslaved by China for thousands of years, by the Japanese for more than a hundred years, and then lived under the protection of the United States for decades.

3. There is a "China threat theory" in the world.

South Korea has no place in the world at all, and there is no Korean threat theory.

4. China is the third largest country in space, second only to the United States and Russian in manned space flight.

South Korea has never launched its own satellite.

China defends itself and exports weapons to other countries.

Korean men have no fighting capacity and rely on American soldiers to protect their women.

6. There is only one HINA in the United Nations.

There are two Koreas in the United Nations.

7. The Government of China publicly recognizes and supports North Korea.

The South Korean government is afraid to recognize Taiwan Province Province.

8. China can always charge the Korean Peninsula issue and the United States.

South Korea can only be at the mercy of the United States on the peninsula issue.

9. China can talk to a mainland.

South Korea can only follow the United States

10. China once defeated 16 countries and their 4 1 reinforcements on your land.

South Korea can't even fight its own civil war.

Sad, sad! ! ! !