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The best slogan to beat eggs

Fan eggs is very popular in Jiangsu and Anhui provinces, and even in the capital. From senior provincial officials and wealthy businessman Da Jia to her husband's pawns and old women in the village, everyone is laughing. It has become a habit to wave cards and fan eggs with their hands.

No wonder most people who don't understand and have never experienced beating eggs think that beating eggs is not advanced, elegant and noble enough. If you beat an egg, you won't listen to the name. How does bridge sound elegant? What's more, the image of celebrities playing bridge has long been deeply rooted in people's hearts. When playing cards, the sound of slapping is constant, and there is no seemingly unfathomable Go, let alone the effect of sending children to learn Go to expand their thinking.

But when you know and have whipped eggs, you will feel suddenly enlightened, open an interesting new world and refresh a contemporary social concept. The author is not good at beating eggs, but he has some interesting experiences when observing the phenomenon of beating eggs-beating eggs also has culture:

Whip egg originated in Huai 'an, and it has patriotic gene of swooping in groups. It is said that it is related to the successful test explosion of the first atomic bomb in China. When the locals celebrated and encouraged, they called the new poker game improved at that time based on "running fast and getting 80 points" whipping eggs, which implied that the people of China had a strategic weapon to defend national security: "eggs", which means super bomb-atomic bomb "whipping eggs".

Flipping eggs is a new carrier of healthy and harmonious culture. After the introduction of the eight regulations, whipped eggs have become more and more popular among the elite. Clubs and competitions with the theme of beating eggs have sprung up all over the country, which are booming and in the ascendant. In my spare time, for political and business people, beating eggs is the safest, healthiest and most effective cultural and social activity. There will be no gambling extravagance because of playing mahjong and golf, and there will be no greater negative association because of entering and leaving ktv and clubhouse scenic spots. The threshold is not high, having fun with the people: a cup of green tea, two sets of poker, three or four friends, stealing for a long time. Shuffle room, heart-to-heart, contact feelings and exchange information are just right. After drinking a little wine, beating an egg is the best choice to ensure the safety after drinking.

Flipping eggs is the touchstone of teamwork spirit and best strategic thinking. With your own luck, you won't go too far in the egg-beating competition. The tacit cooperation between the experts I met and their teammates was amazing. People who are good at playing cards can not only remember, sort and play cards like flowing water, but also echo the way of playing cards at home and sublimate the realm and achievements of mutual cooperation on the philosophical level of adults. In close cooperation with opponents, it is a rare sense of accomplishment to find the best way to give full play to one's advantages and strike at one's weaknesses smoothly all the way until one's cards are exhausted with the least number of hands.

Of course, occasional good luck, a series of bombs, and a flush in hand, like the surprise of winning the grand prize, are also unexpected enjoyment in ordinary life. Anything is possible, just like the life of a teenager.

"Although moss is as small as rice, it is also a teacher and friend of peony", which originated from grassroots people, began with entertainment before and after meals and whipped eggs, and has gone from "God never shuts one door but he opens another" to the stage of "youth just comes". Even in the programs of local satellite TV, there have been teaching and competition explanations of breaking eggs. Recently, the author witnessed an egg-eating contest for 100 people, and the joyful atmosphere at the scene was deeply infected. The two professional drivers who won the championship are as happy as Formula One cars!

From vulgarity to elegance, from rivers and lakes to temples, is this the way of the future? I think too much for fans. They just asked, did you beat eggs today?