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Too much pepper. How do you say it humorously?

1. He picked up a piece of pepper and put it in his mouth. As soon as he put down his chopsticks, he only heard the sound of his teeth chopping peppers. Then, his mouth suddenly bulged, but he couldn't spit it out.

2. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table, and it is drinking to lead a drunken life.

3. If you want to eat spicy seedlings grown in peppers, you should eat carp and walk along the Yangtze River.

4. Mature rice looks like a golden ocean, and Xiaomi's sister dances excitedly under the amusement of Qiu Feng's sister; Pepper is like a crescent moon, more like a crooked brush head; Sugarcane is long and thick, like a stout young man.

For people like me who love spicy food, just eating a clear pot is simply a kind of torture.

6. She is very afraid of spicy food. When she puts some spicy food in it, she sticks out her tongue.