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What are the short sentences for posting on Moments on Chinese Valentine’s Day?

1. I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day and don't worry about me.

2. It’s the Chinese Valentine’s Day again. I have been single for more than 20 years. Do you think my wife had an abortion 20 years ago?

3. You can post your list of Chinese Valentine’s Day gifts, just remember not to post them in particular. If it gets too serious, it won’t be good for anyone.

4. I am no longer young, I only have the passion to live side by side with you.

5. Just a quick calculation, this year’s Chinese Valentine’s Day will have to be celebrated alone again.

6. Chinese Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that the person you like is spending Chinese Valentine’s Day with someone else.

7. Simplicity is not less, but no excess. Enough is not too much, but just enough for you.

8. After the Chinese Valentine's Day, we will live the same cool life.