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Funny slogans call names

1 remember to wear perfume when you go out, and don't spit when you talk.

Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from the Buddha.

I bought a razor online, but my hands went numb before I finished shaving.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.

I'm not an ordinary person, so I don't speak Mandarin.

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

Uncle, you look great, like a stick.

How much money do you have in your bag? Give me a kilo.

Without the moon, you can only count the stars.

10 Learn Feng Shui for free, and occupying a good tomb after death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house before death.

1 1 If you get married, don't marry anyone else or me.

Well, give me a cheap grave.

13 Funny Quotations: When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what stuffing this is.

14 I didn't miss it, just in the chaos.

15 I think I look good everywhere, why not?

16 Work when awake, read when confused, and sleep when angry.

17 the sound of wind and rain is yellow and autumn, and the sound is audible; State affairs, family affairs, Shaolin Temple, temples and temples' concern

18 one of the most common words of thick-skinned people is that I am good to you.

There is no free lunch, so I only eat breakfast and dinner.

I hold a fork in my left hand and a knife in my right hand,/and enjoy life slowly.

2 1 shocking quotations _ No matter how thick the wall is, it will make up for your inner face.

Although you are a crooked melon, you have a lot of fancy words.

Real warriors dare to face the numbers on the weighing scale!

I don't want to move or talk, so I don't move, even if China does.

That Yan receives so many people every day, why doesn't he take you away?

There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

Now I find that streaking as a child is so unrestrained.

Classic Quotations: If there is a future, I will never come out of my mother's stomach.

Many times, you are just someone's lover, not a lover.

You scold, you continue to scold, when you scold enough, tell me, I'll go to bed first!

3 1 People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

Cows and ordinary people

Niu Jiao martyrs who do cattle every day;

Successful people are called successful people.

A great man has been talking about great truths as a moralist all his life.

A great man has been doing vulgar things all his life and is called a loser.

An ordinary person is doing cow things every day. That's called a saint.

An ordinary man did an awesome thing called a savage hero.

An ordinary person has been doing ordinary things all his life and is called the masses.

Putonghua slogan

1, Putonghua: Voice of China, Love of China.

2. I'm from Wa, China, and I like to speak Mandarin.

3. 56 nationalities, 56 flowers and 56 languages converge into one sentence: Please speak Mandarin.

4, mind your language, regardless of you, me and him; Speak Mandarin well * * * love home.

5. He speaks Mandarin well and has "bosom friends" all over China.

6. Mandarin goes with youth, and civilized language goes with fashion.

7. Speak Mandarin, starting with me.

8. Promoting Putonghua depends on you, me and everyone.

9. Putonghua-makes life more exciting and society warmer.

10, civilized language is deeply rooted in the hearts of men, women and children, and Mandarin blends the feelings of East, West, North and South.

1 1. The communication between you, me and him depends entirely on Mandarin.

12, Putonghua-the demand of the times and the pursuit of fashion.

13, Putonghua-1300 million bridges between hearts.

14. Establish the awareness of language norms and improve the quality of national culture.

15, pay attention to your language and speak Mandarin clearly.

16, Putonghua is our campus language.

17, four seas are in tune, and unity is strength.

18, popularize putonghua, and be a cosmopolitan family.

19. Love the national flag, sing the national anthem and speak Mandarin.

20, soul mate, language communication, * * * running well-off.

2 1, pay attention to the language, please write the standard word.

22. Speak Mandarin and welcome guests from all over the world; Send a piece of true feelings in civilized language.

23. Mandarin has brought us closer.

24. Speak Mandarin well and make friends all over the world.

25. Mandarin: an emotional bond and a bridge of communication.

26. Speak Mandarin well and make friends all over the world.

27. He speaks Mandarin well and is not afraid to travel around China.

28, soul mate, the same language, campus harmony and happiness.

29. Make Mandarin extraordinary and ordinary people extraordinary.

30. Civil servants should take the lead in promoting Putonghua.

3 1. Promote Putonghua and communicate with you, me and others.

32. Actively promote the national common language and enhance the cohesion of the Chinese nation.

33. Speak Mandarin, write standard words, use civilized language, and be a civilized person.

34. Putonghua is our campus language, or speaking Putonghua welcomes students from all over the world; Convey the true feelings in civilized language.

35. Communication-starting with Mandarin.

36. Civilized language is deeply rooted in your heart and mine, and Mandarin blends the feelings of the North and the South.

37. Facing modernization, promote Putonghua.

38. Vigorously promote Putonghua and enhance the cohesion of the Chinese nation.

39. The State promotes Putonghua, which is commonly used throughout the country.

40. Achieve smooth communication and build a harmonious society.

4 1, the news media should be an example to promote Putonghua.

42. Actively popularize Putonghua and work with Qi Xin to realize a well-off society.

43. It is convenient for you, me and him to speak Mandarin well.

44. Speak Mandarin and be an upright China person!

45. Putonghua-a bridge for human communication; Mandarin-the crystallization of human wisdom.

46. I said, you said, everyone said, Mandarin is our song.

School Putonghua slogan

1. Learn and speak Mandarin well, which is convenient, civilized and elegant.

2. If you are fearless, you are afraid that you can't speak Mandarin.

Everyone has learned to speak Mandarin, and civilization is moving towards a well-off society.

4. A stranger with a southern accent and a Mandarin family.

5. Learn Mandarin well, make friends and go around the world.

6. Speaking Mandarin well is convenient, civilized and elegant.

7. Fluent in Mandarin and smooth job hunting.

8. The people of the motherland are heart to heart, and Mandarin connects you, me and him.

9. All corners of the country are colorful and unique languages are ordinary.

10, Putonghua: Voice of China, Love of China.

1 1. Speak Mandarin and welcome guests from all directions; Show Chinese civilization with standardized words.

12, vigorously promote Putonghua, and enhance the humanistic quality of citizens and the new image of urban civilization.

13. Speaking fluent Mandarin will make your career successful.

14, speak Mandarin and welcome visitors from all directions; Use polite language to create a civilized community.

15, speak Mandarin and welcome visitors from all directions; Send a piece of true feelings in civilized language.

16, love the national flag, sing the national anthem, and speak Mandarin with standardized words.

17, standardize the use of social terms and create a national civilized city.

18, actively promote Putonghua, and Qi Xin will work together to achieve a well-off society.

19. Ordinary people speak Mandarin, while literate people speak civilization.

20. Learning Mandarin makes it easy for you to travel around the world.

2 1, Mandarin will give you more communication with me and give the world more excitement.

22. Mandarin communication between people; Mandarin connects heart to heart.

Please remember that speaking Mandarin is also a sign of patriotism.

24. The service staff speaks Mandarin very well, which makes customers feel warm and happy.

25. Mandarin goes with youth, and civilized language goes with fashion.

26. Learning Mandarin well will benefit the country, the people and the people.

27. Speak Mandarin together and build a harmonious family.

28. Facing modernization, promote Putonghua.

29. Promoting Putonghua starts with dolls and starts with you and me.

30. Speaking Mandarin well is the best in the world.

3 1, if you want to break the world, speak Mandarin first.

32. The beauty of language is also a kind of beauty, and Mandarin can better reflect the beauty of language.

33. Putonghua is very useful and essential for the benefit of the country and the people.

34, a jingle, know you, me and him; Every word of Putonghua, true feelings spread to thousands of families.

Everyone speaks Mandarin, and everyone welcomes guests from all directions with a smile.

36. Mandarin is our campus language.

37. Mandarin, vowels and feelings of China people.

38. Mandarin has brought us closer.

39, Mandarin Jiuzhou Tong, business will be prosperous.

40. Civilized language is integrated into the hearts of men, women and children, and Mandarin runs through the east, west, north and south.

4 1, Putonghua is an essential literacy and communication tool for modern people.

42. Mandarin makes life more exciting and society warmer.

43. Promote and standardize Putonghua, and pass on blood and family ties.

44, promote Mandarin, communication barrier-free. Build spiritual bridges and create a harmonious society.

45, standardize the use of words in social language, improve the quality of citizens and the new image of urban civilization.

46, vigorously popularize Putonghua, improve the quality of citizens and the new image of urban civilization.

47. Teachers should take the lead in promoting Putonghua.

48. Speak Mandarin, use civilized language and play harmoniously.

49, ordinary and ordinary, orthodox.

50. Vigorously promote Putonghua and create a good investment environment.

5 1, your first business card in Mandarin.

52. Speak Mandarin and communicate with you, me and him; East, west, north and south, family is like a family.

53. Mandarin is my mother tongue and my honor.

54. Speak Mandarin well and welcome everyone in the world.

55. Learn to use Mandarin well and communicate harmoniously.

56. Establish awareness of language norms and improve the quality of national culture.

57. Civilization fuels China, and language develops rapidly.

58. Putonghua, showing the elegance of Shencheng and Wen Mingzhen.

59. Putonghua is quality, vivid and civilized.

60. Mandarin is the language of the campus.