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Congratulations on a humorous copy of a friend's marriage certificate.

Congratulations on your friend's marriage certificate. A humorous copywriting article 1. Two surnames are married and married forever, matching the same name.

Good luck and get married today.

I became us and she became my wife. What a happy thing!

Poverty is you, glory is you.

Originally, it grew wildly and didn't need sunlight. Thank God for giving you such a candy.

I liked you ten years ago, but I will after ten years.

Although it sounds melodramatic, I really want to spend my life with you.

8. It is officially announced that we are a perfect couple!

9. Hahaha, you are mine at last.

10. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object, and I went to get one.

1 1. Congratulations on entering the love hall. I wish a hundred years of harmony!

12. I just want to walk the rivers and lakes. Your presence stopped me.

13. Congratulations to this lesbian for getting a long-term meal ticket for life.

14. I have love words in my mouth, sunshine in my body, love in my mind, panic in my soul and you in my heart.

15. You give me all your shortcomings, and I will tolerate you!

16. From then on, someone asked me if the porridge was warm and I was accompanied at dusk.

17. Let's keep company with the world of mortals and get fat for nothing.

18. What I envy is not the vigorous love, but the company that accompanies me to the old age.

19. After three years' inspection, a certificate was issued as an encouragement.

20. I paid all the private money.

Congratulations on your friend's marriage certificate. Humorous copy 2 2 1. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. Mr. x, please give me more advice!

22. Always fly with me, swear to each other.

23. How long is life? I have loved you for so long all my life.

24. In the future, I will also be a person with a certificate.

25. My desire for earthly fireworks is only you.

26. The main reason is that I am eager to give you all the most extravagant gentleness.

Speaking of love in school, getting married is the proudest thing in my life.

28. It took me * years to get a certificate, which was the most time-consuming but most honored thing for me.

29. In the rest of your life, you should do more washing and cooking. ...

30. that's it I was sentenced to prison for my wife 100.

3 1. I have no choice but to love you.

32. In the years to come, I hope it will be just you and me. Love is my wings and you are my angel.

33. It was you who put pen to paper in Qian Shan, you looked at the beauty of the stars, you turned yellow on the title page of the book, you returned to Qian Shan, the iron horse was you, and the glacier was you.

34. The wind can't blow away our beliefs, nor can the rain take away our persistence. We sing to our heart's content, and the future belongs to us.

I want to spend my life with you overnight, so that we can last forever.

I love you, but I love you more.

37. I have only one life, and I can't give generously to people I don't love.

38. In the future, I will give you the rest of my life and my hobbies.

39. For the rest of my life, I will have a room for two people, three meals and four seasons, and love will be speechless.

40. Don't ask for advice for the rest of your life, just listen to me.

Congratulations on your friend's marriage certificate. Humorous copy 3 4 1. As long as there is you in the future, I have nothing to be afraid of.

42. Everything wins, I have you in my life!

43. The future is long, so we are together.

I don't know what to do, but I am passionate about it.

45. Please keep it. The future moon and I love you.

46. Excited heart, trembling hands, who is whose little licking dog!

47. I'm fine as long as you don't abandon me. You don't need it. I'm glad I like it.

48. I heard that my husband has a good family, and I want to hear more about it in the rest of my life!

49. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life, and I was happy to bubble at the sight of you.

50. Love may be late, but it will not be absent.

5 1. I don't want anything You are the only one left in Qianshan.

From now on, driving without a license will no longer be used.

Precious things in this world are always rare, so there is only one you in this world.

54. My lover is a hero in the world. He came to marry me in a colorful Xiangyun.

55. Brother and sister Liu Haoran won't wait for you!

I was a boyfriend just now, but now I'm a husband.

The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me look forward to the rest of my life.

58. On the road of life, let's get together and peck at each other.

59. I was approved to work today.

60. I must have looked back 500 times in my last life to get today's certificate with you.

Get a marriage certificate and send a circle of friends

1. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

No matter how good others are, I have nothing to do with you. No matter how bad you are, I like you.

Do you want to move into my sweet dream and sleep with me?

You are blushing, your heart is beating, and I only see you.

5. Don't move where you are! Wait for me to fly there!

6. You are mine. I heard that getting married is very cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau can fix it for one yuan. Let me treat you!

7. Being like me is the need of the revolution, you know?

8. Life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don't want to quarrel, cold war or have a second regret with you.

9. The love I want is not a lifetime without quarreling, but a lifetime after quarreling.

10. I must give you happiness and no one will stop me.

1 1. I must find you when I miss you!

12 .. The best love is not because we need to be together, but because we want to be together.

13. I only borrow a journey in your life, and this journey is the rest of my life.

14. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug the person you love, he actually holds you tighter.

15. Obviously it's not the person I like, but the person I like.

16. Every time I meet you, I wonder what expressions and actions I should use. As a result, as soon as I saw you, I became at a loss. My mind was full of liking you, liking you, and liking you very much.

17. Many people will feel bored after watching it for a long time, but the more you watch it, the more you like it.

18. Thousands of turns, puzzling, are all clues to love you.

19 ... Don't give up a love just because of a little flaw. After all, what is needed in love is truth, not perfection.

20. This is how I like you under the cover of youth. Decadence is courage, laziness is resistance, and emptiness is sexy. Scold you is my patent, you are not allowed to steal!

2 1. I will take good care of you, and I won't let you cook, spoil, do housework or like others.

22. I want to accompany you from novelty to belonging.

23. I want to take care of you gently.

24. Two people love each other all their lives, and they are lucky for three meals and three seasons.

25. If you want to be a cat in your arms, even sleeping is coquetry.

26. It will snow in spring, rain in summer, windy in autumn and sunny in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.

27. I realize that after I really love someone, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you have successes and failures.

Get a marriage certificate, the official announced the verdict.

The marriage certificate official announced the verdict 1 1. I like you the way you are!

These are our two best-selling little red books.

Tell Hugh I can't wait for him after all.

4. Mr. Yi (idol name) who can't wait for his youth is a gentleman who has waited all his life.

Don't give up a love just because of a flaw. After all, in love, what is needed is true feelings, not perfection.

6. For the rest of your life, you will be dull and your wealth will be yours. Let's grow old together.

7. I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you all my life.

8. Married and Married

9. I can get the certificate with you today. I must have looked back 500 times in my last life.

10. I didn't miss the heavy rain or the love in those years. The girl I chased in those years is now my wife. ...

1 1. I don't want to be your eyes, I just want to be your sweetheart.

12. In the future, I will tie your hair, perfume your hands, sew clothes and embroider lines, and make your bed.

13. I see you, and I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

14. Hold relevant certificates and drive legally.

15. Let's go to Baishi Town together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.

16. Working with a certificate today, the future * * * cannot be separated from the desire of the rich to compete for the head wholeheartedly.

17. From a certain date to a certain date (from falling in love to getting married).

18. The answer is very long, and I will answer it all my life.

19. I'll talk to you about a love that will never break up. I will stumble, the sun will set, and I will grow old together.

20. My friends won't celebrate their birthdays today, because I'm finally going to have a wedding!

The official who received the marriage certificate announced the second sentence 2 1. "Win" and "Lose"

22. The rainbow of Sri Lankan people will not be known until you have seen it.

23. The most beautiful fairy tale in the world is to share joys and sorrows with you.

24. Get married and fall in love.

25. My desire for earthly fireworks is only you.

The only thing in my heart is you, and my love for you will never change.

27. Time has turned you and me into us. Because of you, we move on.

28. Falling in love with you is like eating chocolate, bitter, but full of deep sweetness.

I have no future, so I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

30. My circle of friends wrote "earned" and my daughter-in-law wrote "lost".

3 1. I dare not say that I will wait for you all my life, because I don't have four years. But please believe that I will love you all my life, because no one can give me what you gave me.

32. Thank you for your time. I took away so many things, but left you with me.

33. Happiness is just a silhouette, just like the past years, like aquatic flowers.

34. A lifetime agreement is always a good agreement. At this point, the mind returned to the forest and the horse had the reins. Mr. Zhang is a wife for the first time. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. I wish you happiness and love forever.

36. Boy: Come with me and I will give you the future! Girl: Let's go with you. Give me all the future.

37. You are a very lovely person. You really deserve to meet someone better. I'm glad I am.

38. No matter whether your life is blue sky or rainy season, I will always be only a turn away from you.

39. I finally bound the other half of my life.

40. From then on, two people have three meals in one room and four seasons. Getting a marriage certificate is suitable for sending friends.

Get a marriage certificate, the official announcement sentence 3: 4 1. From now on, go out and never be afraid of being gossiped.

42. Your sweet love is a treasure, and I disdain to exchange information with the emperor.

43. The happiest fairy tale is to indulge in the tea of wealth with you.

44. Spring breeze is not as good as yours.

45. My dream is to die with you.

46. after eating the whole family bucket, it is a family. (The picture shows the marriage certificate and the whole family bucket)

47. Hand in hand, I will always love you.

48. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is a sweetheart.

The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me look forward to the rest of my life.

50. I was raised by dog food, and today I come to give back to the society!

5 1.* year (the time you love)

52. When two surnames get married, they sign a contract together, and the marriage will last forever, matching the same name.

53. Being a fairy is enough, and I want to be your wife.

Every time we have a terrible argument, we really never leave.

55. Hold your hand in the future, walk together to see the mountains and water, and walk together to the end of the world.

Precious things in this world are always rare, so there is only one you in this world.

57. You are my warm spring breeze, and the cold beer and the summer skirt are my unforgettable scenery.

58. The three most important days in the world are the day when you are in the world and the day when you and I become us.

At first, I just wanted a hug and accidentally added a kiss. Then I wanted a bed, a room and a marriage certificate.

60. After knowing you, not liking you has become the most difficult thing in the world.

On the happiness of getting a marriage certificate after getting it.

1, I want to learn from my grandfather, talk about three not falling in love and never get married. But was accepted by a bitch like Gao Jian.

Chairman Mao said that love without marriage is a rogue behavior.

3, wedding pattern ring, divorce, weak fingers and everything, and a pattern necklace! !

Speaking of marriage, this is the proudest thing in my life.

Happiness means listening to a song and watching a movie happily.

Sorry, I'm busy. I'm getting married.

7. Hey, I'm getting married soon, and you are in charge of being the bride.

8. Time has passed so long that I have forgotten the love that once made me persistent.

9.* 9 dollars to get married. Divorce is twelve yuan. Only fools divorce. So expensive

10, the person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

1 1, women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play around. Don't take it seriously Why do you use your youth to train other people's husbands, and you are still so serious?

12, I will personally bury my love in the grave of marriage, but sometimes I feel extremely happy!

13, people who are usually funny are really super handsome once they get serious, such as me.

14, love itself is a cliche. It is painful to meet again after breaking up at first sight, because people don't want to be bored, so they get married.

15, finally got the verdict of his wife's imprisonment. If you want to add a deadline, I think it will be a lifetime! Accompany each other and be full of happiness!

16, the person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings with others, just have time on weekends! Let's meet.

17, I care about you all the time, even if you are not with me, this is happiness.

18, I want two marriage certificates, mine 1 and yours 1.

19, I'd rather keep some words in my heart than say them when it hurts.

In order to support family planning in our country, I intend not to get married. Talking about marriage

2 1. Love that does not aim at marriage is hooliganism.

22. Women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or be arrogant and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?

23. Get married at nine yuan. Divorce is twelve yuan. Only fools divorce. It's too expensive. It costs 9 yuan to get married. Divorce is twelve yuan. Divorce is because there is a mistress in it.

24. Before getting married, the woman said, What is money? After marriage, the woman said, what are you without money?

You must come when I get married, because I will feel safe when I see you.

26. When you get married, I will take my husband to smash the venue.

27. From now on, this world has nothing to do with me. I just want to be a happy woman of a happy man, making soup, having children, buying a house and facing the sea in spring.

28. Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily!

The best confession is these five words. Let's get married.

30. Don't get married until you are young and frivolous.

3 1. I have never regretted falling in love with you. You let me know that love is really beautiful.

She said, I will hold the wedding on your wedding day. He said, have your own wedding.

I want to be the maid of honor when my good sister gets married!

I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap. Let me treat you.

Whether the next second is the end of the world or not, I just want to stick to it quietly.

When I hugged you tightly, I really felt your love.

37. To my dear good friend Zhang Haiqi: Let's get a marriage certificate from our employer.

Please remember that I have been thinking about you, don't cry, please smile when you look up.

You must invite me when you get married in the future, because I want to see what kind of girl can compete with me and fulfill my dream of marrying you.

40. If I am in power for you, I am willing to abandon my helmet and armor from now on.

4 1, dear, let's go to Shangri-La to get married, shall we? ! No, we're getting married in the nearest place to heaven! !

42. Don't invite me when you get married. I'm afraid I'll write swearing words all over the wedding.

43. I will definitely wear the wedding dress you and I chose to attend your wedding. When you get married, I will rush to get married and see who can survive.

44. Let's get married after being young and frivolous.

45. I will find a summer school when I get married and have children in the future. Dare you ask my son? In the future, I will find a person named Ma to marry and have children, named Ma Ma. Do you think the teacher dares to ask my daughter?

You and I are both very lucky, because I met you and you met me.

47. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

48.hy: when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what they did in their previous lives. This is really a world of ice and fire.

I want to sign a contract with you. In a few years, if you don't have a girlfriend and I don't have a boyfriend, we will get married.

50. My terminator has appeared, and we are married!

5 1, I heard that it is cheap to get married now, and 9 yuan, the Civil Affairs Bureau, will take care of it. I ask you to put it.

In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

53. At the wedding reception, I will make a banquet for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those uncertain women, and then propose a toast one by one!

54, I finally want to marry myself, tears streaming down my face! !

The person who will marry me in the future doesn't know who to fall in love with now. Don't waste your feelings. Let's get to know each other sometime.

56. You betray me, you are strong, you associate with me, I smile, you marry, and I wish you well.

57. You idiots bombed the divorce office. Divorce and marriage are the same place. You should burn the marriage certificate.

58. If you get married and the bride is not me, I will dress more beautifully than the bride and I will make a hullabaloo about.

Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

60. I want to have a good date and then get engaged and get married together.

6 1. Two people who were supposed to get married suddenly stopped contacting for no reason, without any prelude, and some people just lost their share.

62. When we get married, let's tattoo a pair of rings together. Whoever files for divorce first will chop off his finger first. Dare?

I will give you a coffin as a gift on your wedding day.

64. My gray hair is getting thicker and thicker, which shows that we love each other deeply.

65, a wife, waiting for many years, I must cherish this fate.

66. Love without the purpose of marriage is to raise a wife for others.

67. A billion-dollar lottery ticket tells the person you love to marry you. I guess you will choose the latter, right?

68. Before marriage, sisters were bridesmaids when they got married, girlfriends after marriage, and children were called godmothers.

69. What's the big deal about being in love? You have the ability to get married ~ ~

70. Drive a tractor and sing love songs! ! Get married by bike! !

7 1. Am I your bride or maid of honor on your wedding day?

72, the last carnival, get up early, be a good wife and mother, cook, cook, take care of the children, but tonight, I want to get high! !