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Questions on the blackboard

Well, although I copied someone else’s, I used the information in it to make the blackboard time report this year.

School is about to start (it seems a bit unsophisticated, but I have made it, classmate) No reaction)\Back to school

Poetry

Start of school

The reservoir is the ocean of knowledge

White clouds are floating in the blue sky

A brand new ship

is about to set sail

The ship is sailing in the reservoir

Stable and without waves

Curious Children

It’s about to set sail

The captain counts the passengers again

Facing the bright sun

Woooooooo——

It’s time to set sail

How to deal with back-to-school syndrome

1. Correct your mentality and position yourself correctly.

Many students will find that the university is full of elites, and the "elites" of the same age may make their original sense of glory disappear in unconscious comparisons. At this time, it is very important to correct your mentality and give yourself a correct position calmly and clearly. We should neither be blindly arrogant nor feel sorry for ourselves. We should affirm our own advantages, face up to our shortcomings, and face new challenges and life with confidence.

2. Have the ability to be independent.

Going to college means saying goodbye to the care of your parents and starting a new independent life. You have to plan and take care of your own food, clothing, housing, transportation, and daily life. Only by being mentally prepared to be independent can we calmly face a series of trivial matters in college life, rationally manage our time and energy, and study and live in an orderly manner.

3. Learn to grasp the direction.

In real life, universities are no longer "ivory towers" isolated from society. The yearning for material desires and the worship of money, these unhealthy trends in society, will inevitably have an impact on campus students. Students have an impact. In this regard, college freshmen should grasp the direction of their own lives and learn to self-respect, self-improvement, and self-reliance.

Essays

Reminiscing about the start of school in September

Excluding the life in the kindergarten class, which is not worthy of the name, my school time has been since I entered elementary school when I was 6 years old. It's been 26 years. Looking back on the past 26 years, whether it is studying or working, it seems that the days are the same - the beginning of school, study (or work), long vacation, and the beginning of school again... There are indeed many things worth remembering during this period. It’s September again, the summer vacation has just ended, the autumn air is crisp, and it’s the first day of school, so let’s look back at the two more impressive school starts!

(1)

Many people may not remember their experience of enrolling in primary school, but my experience seems to be engraved in my mind, and I still remember it vividly now. In the head. That was the second year of reform and opening up! The land contract responsibility system has not yet been implemented in rural areas. After 10 years of catastrophe, everything is in need of improvement, and schools have just been restored. On the first day of school, my grandfather took me to walk two or three miles to the Production Team Primary School to register. At that time, there was an "entrance examination" for registration. I remember that at that time, a pile of small stones was placed on an old table and the children were required to count them out loud before they could enter school to study. When I was a child, I was very undistinguished and was shy by nature. Although I had silently counted the pile of stones in my mind, I just didn't want to speak out and point them out one by one. My grandfather advised me, my teacher advised me, but I just didn’t speak! The teacher finally became anxious: "Old man, your grandson has no future, just take it back and forget it!"

My grandfather had learned some culture and had taught private schools in the old society, so he was very interested in it. My expectations were very high, but now that I heard the teacher say that I was worthless, I immediately became angry. My grandfather pulled me away, broke off a branch, and involuntarily slapped my little hands until they turned red (slapping my palms was a common punishment method for teachers in private schools). This was the first time that my grandfather got so angry with me. Seeing his crying grandson, he softened his heart and went to the department store to buy me 5-cent candies (at that time, 5 cents could buy several candies) ). With the help of my grandfather's kindness and power, I finally cried and pulled out the pile of small stones, sat in the dilapidated but bright classroom, and began my 16-year study career.

After entering elementary school, my grades were surprisingly good. Every time I got my results notice, my grandfather always touched my head, with a kind smile on his face, and always muttered: "Who said My grandson has no future! "Unfortunately, my grandfather passed away when I was in junior high school in the town...

I am writing down this experience of starting school today, and I would like to express my gratitude to my grandfather. of gratitude and condolences.

(2)

During the high school entrance examination, I was admitted to the county key middle school with excellent results. On the first day of school, my father took care of everything and prepared to send me to school. First we have to walk several miles to the town, and then take a shuttle bus to the county seat more than 100 miles away. At that time, it was still a planned economy, and you had to bring your own rations to go to school. My father prepared a pair of picks, carried more than 100 kilograms of rice and quilts, and set off. My father was in his prime, carrying such a heavy thing and walking quickly on the country road leading to the town. I followed my father almost empty-handed, but I felt a little unable to keep up. After walking a few miles, we reached a grassy slope. My father looked back at me panting and said, "Let's take a rest!" My father put down his pick.

I heard from my grandfather that my father was talented and should have achieved academic success. Unexpectedly, the special political environment during that period made my father regret it for the rest of his life. Although I was working as a farmer at home, my father had a large collection of books. Very early on, I secretly read famous masterpieces such as "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin", and "Chronicles of the Kingdoms of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty" from my father. My father likes reading very much. I remember that he would read every textbook of mine over and over again several times.

My father and I sat on the grassy slope with our backs to a big tree, silent for a while. The sun that has just risen from behind the mountains touches all living creatures on the earth with warmth. The sun shines through the branches and leaves of the big tree and falls on a patch of grass not far in front of you. It was a kind of grass that I couldn't name. It was an unusual indigo color. It was trembling and jumping like a living elf when the breeze blew. My father suddenly noticed the grass. He stood up and walked over. He knelt down and looked at it for a while, then waved me over. I walked over and saw a small green grass standing out among the beautiful blue grass. It was obviously higher than the other grass, and it was swaying more cheerfully and stronger in the wind. My father pointed at the green grass and showed me. Without saying anything, I already understood all the meaning.

We continued on our way, and it happened to be going uphill at this time. The sun was shining in front of us. I saw the silhouette of my father in the back. It gave me the impression of being so tall and even tough. . So much so that when I returned to my hometown during the Spring Festival last year and saw my father who was obviously old and haggard, I couldn't help but sigh.

This is the beginning of school, because this detail has always been engraved in my memory. I will take this opportunity to write it down to inspire me to keep working hard and cherish this limited life time.

You can choose what to write below, it is better to write in the middle~

The opening speech can be modified according to your situation

Teachers and students:

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In this beautiful season of autumn, we have ushered in the beginning of a new semester. Here, on behalf of the school, I would like to extend a warm welcome to the new teachers and classmates, and express my best wishes to all teachers and students in the new semester that is about to begin!

As early as two years ago, the school clearly stated the goal of “three years of hard work to achieve the third take-off in teaching quality.” After two school years of hard work, all the school's work is now in a good situation. Especially the high school and college entrance examinations in the first half of this year set a new high in the history of our school. In addition to Li Xiaoyu, who won the first place in Jingzhou City's total score in the high school entrance examination, the proportion of scores over 600 and other indicators far exceeded those of four-year brother schools; in the college entrance examination, our school accounted for 2 of the top ten students in the Jusha City examination area. Among them, 6 students from our school ranked among the top 30. In addition, the brilliant results achieved by the third grade students in the national competitions in mathematics, physics, chemistry, and foreign languages ??have once again strongly proved this truth: as long as the students are correct Thought, as long as we find the correct rules and pay attention to methods, we will definitely achieve victory in education and teaching work. At the same time, it also verifies the truth: if you pay, you will be rewarded.

On behalf of the school, I would like to take this opportunity to express my sincere gratitude to the teachers and classmates of the two grades who have worked hard to achieve the success of this year’s high school entrance examination and won honors for the school; I would also like to take advantage of This opportunity calls on all students to humbly learn from their spirit of self-improvement, hard work and enterprising spirit, study diligently, seriously and down-to-earth, and strive to make new progress in the new school year.

2005 is a critical year for us to consolidate the existing foundation and sprint towards the third quality take-off. It is also a year full of opportunities and challenges. We will take strengthening management as a breakthrough point, grasp all aspects of education and teaching in a down-to-earth manner, and lay a more solid foundation for achieving the goal of the third quality take-off. To this end, on behalf of the school, I would like to make a few requirements:

First, focus on habit-forming education and carry out in-depth and extensive ideological and moral education activities for students. The majority of students must develop their own habits of conscious study, cleanliness, civilized behavior and labor exercise. The formation of habits cannot be achieved overnight. It requires accumulation day after day. In particular, it requires the majority of students to strengthen self-discipline. The majority of students should participate in it as a master and pay attention to the cultivation of their own good habits. This semester we must focus on the development of clean and hygienic habits and civilized behavioral habits. The Academic Affairs Office should conduct in-depth publicity, mobilize extensively, fully mobilize the enthusiasm of the *** Youth League and Young Pioneers, and declare war on uncivilized behaviors such as throwing, spitting, graffiti, fighting and swearing. At the same time, it is necessary to use campus radio stations, promotional windows, class blackboards and other positions to stir up the turmoil, set examples, and strive to create a good campus environment.

The second is to focus on improving teaching quality and strengthen the monitoring and management of all aspects of teaching. Teaching quality is the hard indicator for our third quality improvement, and it is also the fundamental guarantee for us to win the trust of parents and keep a foothold in society. The Academic Affairs Office must fully rely on the teaching and research team and lesson preparation team to strengthen inspection and supervision of preparation, teaching, revision, tutoring, and examination, and effectively ensure the implementation of each link. At the same time, I also hope that our faculty and staff will update their concepts, focus on teaching and research, reform teaching methods, work hard at the forefront of the new curriculum reform, pioneer and innovate, accumulate valuable experience and lay a solid theoretical foundation for the third take-off.

Teachers, classmates, a new school year, a new starting point. Once again, I would like to express my heartfelt wishes to all teachers and students! I wish the teachers good health and work progress in the new semester, and I wish the students work hard and succeed in their studies!

Thank you everyone!

Teacher’s message:

If a gentleman wants to transform the people into customs, he must learn! If a jade is not polished, it will not become a tool; if a person does not learn, he will not know. It is the ancient king who builds the country and the people. , Teaching comes first. ——"Book of Rites·Xue Ji"

Want to create a miracle? Start working hard from now on! !

There will be times when the wind blows and the waves break,

The cloud sails are hung directly to help the sea.

Learning is like sailing against the current, if you don’t advance, you will retreat!

Those who have ambitions set long-term ambitions, and those who have no ambitions always set aspirations.

God rewards hard work!

Prepare yourself to rise to heroic heights when needed.

Students, I am very fortunate to have studied together these days, and I also hope that I can play a role in fueling your success. Let us work together so that you can become useful pillars of the country as soon as possible. I also Become a great teacher soon. You are my pride. I have thought that the happiest time is when you achieve something, and I can proudly say to others: Those are my students. Work hard!

As heaven moves forward, gentlemen should constantly strive to improve themselves!

There are roads in the mountain of books and hard work is the environment; there are no cliffs in the sea of ??learning and there are no cliffs in the boat.

You must have a strict attitude towards learning, dare to face it, dare to accept it, and dare to work hard to succeed!

Dear students, let us pursue true knowledge, dedicate love, realize ourselves, and feel joy and success in the new semester. Let us be of the same mind, walk together, have fun together, and grow together in the big family of the experimental school!

Cherish every sunny morning, welcome the sunrise with the strongest passion and the most beautiful expectation in life, and let the brilliant morning sun embellish our magnificent life!

Only love students , can we get the love of students

Let English become the communicative bridge between my students and me!

Every student is a hope, and we need to water this flower of hope with love. Use patience to nurture this lesson of hope.

Enthusiasm without knowledge is like fire without light

Love students as yourself, treat students as friends, and teach students as sons

Attitude changes learning, learning changes life

Happy learning, happy life.

May the children grow up healthily and happily in the eyes of tolerance and appreciation

I have a small wish in my heart. I hope that every time I walk into your classroom, I will be greeted by my president. It was your brilliant smiling faces; when I left, what was left to me was still that smiling face.

Children, your smile from the bottom of your heart is my best gift

Accumulation is a process of harvest.