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A warning to prevent thieves?

1, beware of pickpockets. Thieves, I suggest you turn yourself in. 3. Skynet is slow but not leaking. You steal, I catch, and everyone catches thieves. Mobile phone is our other home. Please don't turn it into your ATM. Be careful of everyone around you, because he/she may be a thief. Thieves, we won't let you go. 8.