I always thought you were special, but I didn’t expect you to be such a special scumbag.

1. He is my dream, how can everyone understand it?

2. Cheer up, don’t be unkempt all day long, wash your face and you will find that you have it too A refreshing ugly face.

3. Confucius said that when three people are walking together, there must be my wife. Choose the pretty one and marry her.

4. It is said that people with big faces generally have good tempers, because it is really hard to have a big face.

5. I need a boyfriend now, and then he cheated on me, which made me miserable. I worked hard, earned a lot of money, and finally became rich, handsome, and reached the peak of my life.

6. Doing and retaining only a body is a waste.

7. My wish for the beginning of school: the school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework belongs to others, and the lover belongs to me.

8. It’s not that things change quickly, but that you are too inexperienced.

9. God. . . Don't get hit. . . I don’t want to be a mother yet, I’m still a child.

10. Our New Year’s Day homework is like what the song says: three days and three nights, midnight and midnight, and we don’t stop for a day.

11. Instead of regretting yesterday with tears, it is better to fight for today with sweat.

12. Good night, just let me play alone for a while, and you can just think that I have fallen asleep.

13. South Korea’s plastic surgery technology is not as good as China’s beautiful pictures.

14. How can the world be leveled if the chest is not flat?

15. Last time a girl asked me, how many pretty girls have you had since you grew up? I told her that there was no one, and that usually pretty girls chased me.

16. I can resist everything except temptation.

17. Did you receive the message I sent you more than 20 years ago today? It doesn’t matter if you didn’t. I’ll send it again: Happy Children’s Day!

18., Friday Sixteen languages ??are combined into one sentence, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to go to work!

19. Classes are like Nanfu batteries, one session is better than six.

20. I have crossed mountains, rivers and seas, but I cannot cross the huge crowds in the cafeteria.

21. This kind of fierce female gangster is really rare in the world

22. I think single people need at least three pillows to sleep, one for pillow, one for hug, and one for legs. one.

23. You guys should go home early these two days. There have been a lot of pig thefts recently, and I’m afraid something will happen to you.

24. Obesity hurts breathing, eating KFC hurts, eating McDonald’s hurts, and even drinking water hurts.

25. I will not watch you die, I will close my eyes.

26. I am not good at Chinese because I have a big tongue. I am not good at mathematics because my right brain is small. I am not good at English because I am too patriotic!

27. I feel that I am not deserting in class now, but. . . . . On business trip. .

28. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I think I must be too wicked.

29. Only when I saw you did I understand what it means to be pitiful.

30. The difference between Valentine’s Day and Qingming Festival now. Valentine’s Day and Qingming Festival are the same. They both send flowers and food. The difference is: Valentine’s Day spends real money and talks a lot of nonsense.

31. You are so good at arguing, come with me to the construction site.

32. No matter how hard I try, I can’t get into your heart. Your love never belongs to me.

33. I always thought you were special, but I didn’t expect you to be. Such a special scumbag.

34. Do you want to meet my sisters on Valentine's Day tomorrow?

35. Damn, you look so damn easy.

36. I don’t care who I get along with, I’m very interesting anyway.

37. You insist on making Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

38. When I was a child, no matter Chinese or mathematics, Xiao Ming was the one who asked questions. It's still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?

39. I guess some people will habitually go to the wrong class in the first week of school. This is not called wanderlust, but sad.

40. There are always some people in life who try their best to get close to you and chat with you until late at night, but in fact they just want to steal your emoticons.

41. After a while, no one will transfer money to you on Chinese Valentine's Day. You can ask me. Give me the money first and then I will transfer it to you. I will only charge a handling fee and you will also cooperate with changing your avatar. Thank you! Just what you need. , I happen to be professional!

42. Don’t always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, and others envy you for having a good stomach. You envy others for being rich, and others envy that no one will ask you to borrow money.

43. I really hate the slogans in the canteen that say it’s a shame to waste food. You make the food that the farmer uncles worked so hard to grow so unpalatable, and you really have the nerve to put up slogans to criticize others. .

44. When I first fell in love with him, I was totally confused, but now I have finally shaken it off.

45. Pray for rain. The bigger the rain, the better, so that the Chinese Valentine’s Day can be enjoyed! I really didn't expect that I actually made you sick.

One year at the end of the year, the boss invited the workers, about a dozen of them, to a Sichuan restaurant for dinner. When everyone was asked to order, the workers all declined: Oh, whatever, we’ll eat whatever the boss orders! So the boss took the menu (a thin piece of A4 paper) and pulled it with his finger: "Well, this side is fried, turn it over... Oh, this side is also fried..." Wow... the waiter's expression on ours

When I was in high school, the teacher changed the seats and moved a new deskmate. I happened to have an upset stomach, so I climbed on the table to rest. This male deskmate thought I was ignoring him and said, "Hello, I hope we get along well!" I looked up at him, and suddenly my stomach turned and I felt sick. This male classmate's face turned green and he said, "I know I'm a bit ugly, but I really didn't expect that I would make you sick."

When I was in junior high school, there was a scumbag in our class. He carried his schoolbag to class every day and went to sleep. The schoolbag was never opened, so we decided to tease him. Once when he was not in class, he replaced all the books in his schoolbag with bricks. As a result, he carried it like this for two days. I didn't realize it until that day when a new teacher came to the class. When the teacher saw him sleeping in class, he asked him to get up and take out his notebook to do the questions. Then he slowly took out the bricks from his schoolbag. The teacher said: "Classmate, please put it down first. If you have anything to say, Easy to say..."

Everyone was chatting about the origin of their names. My friend said silently: When my father registered my household registration, he suddenly forgot my name. Just pick one up for me.

Whenever I see news on TV that someone has been defrauded of tens or millions of dollars by a simple scam, I can’t help but sigh, damn, why do people with such IQs do this? Have money?

On Valentine’s Day, I made an appointment with my girlfriend S, who I didn’t catch, and after sending the Blue Enchantress off, I took her to a high-end Western restaurant for a candlelight dinner! To show my pride, I ordered the French foie gras and said to the waiter: Bring me a bottle of 1982... Before I finished speaking, S interrupted me: Sorry, I have relatives here today! However, the waiter stood beside me and waited for me to finish speaking! I had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue: Sprite...

The poster is from a rural area and still burns firewood at home.

One time, my son saw a few sparks in the stove and volunteered to help light the fire. Before I could say no, he had already run to the stove, puffed his cheeks, and blew a big breath! The cold ashes in front of the stove sprayed all over my son's face! While sneezing, he looked at me with a disgraced face and said: Mom! The fire is finally lit! I couldn't laugh or cry, so I quickly helped him wash his face!

I heard a funny thing. Foreigners are allowed to bring anything in the examination room for reference when taking the Chinese test. Then someone brought a Chinese person in.

I was waiting for the bus on the side of the road and walked over from the opposite side. A girl, looks like a college student. As if he wanted to ask for directions, he called out: "Uncle..." I haven't even got thirty wages yet. Where is it like uncle? So I cupped my hands and said, "Sister-in-law, what's going on?"

The husband taught his wife to drive, pointed to the car and said: "This is the gear lever, the one in the middle is the brake, and to the right is the accelerator pedal..." The wife said angrily: "Don't say so much at once, okay? Okay? Teach me how to drive first, and you can teach me the rest later!”

My friend spent his whole life buying an apartment in Beijing. When he turned over at night, his phone lit up, “Hebei Mobile welcomes you.”

A beautiful woman called the police: "Hey, police officer? My car broke down on the highway, and someone just kept spitting on me." The policeman asked: "Did you see what that person looked like? "I didn't see it clearly, the car was going too fast, but the man had a wisp of beard and a cigar in his mouth. Never expected classic quotes

1. I have no regrets in my life. Thinking of running under the sunset that day, it was my lost youth.

2. This sad orchid finger is indeed extraordinary, it must be the clue.

3. You saved me. , I want to have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want.

4. Are you afraid of me? The ecstatic gesture blinded his eyes.

5. Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman, and Thunder Man are possessed by their souls at this moment.

6. I am such a German. A good young man with comprehensive development of intelligence, physical education and aesthetics.

7. I have no regrets in my life. I think of that day when I was running under the sunset. It was my lost youth.

8. Manager. , relax, this nose hair is quite naughty.

9. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I would meet my true love in the toilet.

10. I believe it won’t take long. I will be promoted to general manager with a salary increase, become CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life.

11. Mongolian Navy: Our journey is to the stars and the sea.

12. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want.

13. Fatty is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

14. We have to go to the distance to see what else is our Smecta.

15. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that the general would die on his own initiative, but this will not affect my reputation as a famous doctor.

16. Zhao Yun almost died after I went in and out seven times. For you, Zhuge Liang, you, the Nine Heavens, for your sake, for Zhang Fei, you, you, the Sword Star! How much did General Guan lose and sell out for you? Lu Ma died in childbirth. Lu Ma died in childbirth. Cao Jun came for you. The laws of nature really cannot be changed.

17. I want to rescue the princess! , I have to, um, I have to step over my corpse, please, can you memorize the lines?

18. I have no regrets in my life.

19. I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist is as hot as fire, my right fist is as cold as ice.

20. The truth is, once bad news comes, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is the law of nature and cannot be avoided.

1. I will get a promotion and a salary increase, become general manager, become CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life.

2. Actually, once bad news comes, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is the law of nature, it cannot be avoided!

3. We have to go to distant places to see what else is our Smecta.

4. My name is Wang Dachui, I never expected that...

5. Fatty is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains.

6. Boy, I want to fight to the death with you

7. This episode is sponsored by the Mongolian Navy. Our journey is across the stars and the sea.

8. As long as you are handsome enough. . So I don't need to do anything. Look how I use these handsome features. Her melancholy temperament easily conquers her. .

9. I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

10. Is it because I’m afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind him?

11. Could it be that she loves the super cool killing style?

12. Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman, and Thunder Man are possessed by their souls at this moment.

13. I once won the award for the most perfect peeling of shrimps in the Central Plains. Do you admire me very much? I am such a good young man who has comprehensively discovered moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic education.

14. Well, these are just the tip of my iceberg.

15. Manager, relax, this nose hair is quite naughty

16. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want it, I want it, bridal chamber, bridal chamber , I want, I want, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want.

17. I named this game Zhenhuan RUN

18. Oh my god, how can a boy wear red underwear

19 . My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that the general would take the initiative to pass away. But this will not affect my reputation as a famous doctor.

20. My left fist is as hot as a flame, and my right fist is like ice. Just as cold.

21. Give me a pancake with ten eggs

22. If you are not satisfied, I will swallow feces and kill myself

23. Wang Dachui: I A big cross, what the hell? We didn’t even do any special effects, so just typing it was too perfunctory, right?

24. Wang Dachui: How did you see this? Isn’t this name too erotic?

25. This sad orchid finger is indeed extraordinary, it must be the clue

26. Because of you, Zhao Yun almost died seven times in and seven times out, you loser star! Because of you, Zhuge Liang suffered ice and fire. Jiuchongtian, you are a dead star! Zhang Fei was killed by the great sword for you, you are a dead star! Retribution! General Guan was defeated and sold the city for you, how much did one of my generals suffer! You are a dead star! Retribution! Luma suffered from dystocia! And I died because of your Luma in childbirth, you are the star of death! Bao! Cao Jun is coming. Because of you, the army of Cao is coming! You star of death!

27. What’s going on with this soap? , I couldn’t help but pick it up, it fell, it fell, it fell, it fell, it fell.

28. In fact, I am mentally retarded and mentally perverted ~ crazy, wasting my youth

29. Please open the door and let's check the water meter. It's true.

30. Mom, I’m going to die, you don’t have to worry about my studies anymore

31. High-end, classy, ??domineering and cool? Wow

32. Should I go to Tsinghua University or Lanxiang University? It’s really hard to decide

33. Since I installed this app, my mother no longer has to worry about my moral integrity

34. Son, I am the daughter of an Arab sheikh. I have four oil fields in my name. This is the pocket money I have saved, which is enough for you to be more than 200 years ahead of others at the starting line...

35. I wake up from a bed of five square centimeters every day and face posters of more than two hundred beautiful maids. However, I don’t feel lost because of poverty. I only hope to have a friend with a local surname. . . . . .

36. Don’t mess with me. My dad is a hidden high-ranking official. No matter how many people I have sex with in turn, my dad will keep me safe.

37. Dear Hammer, I didn’t leave you because of money. It was because I suffered from intermittent vascular and nerve headaches, vena cava occlusion caused by varicose veins, open constipation, prostatic intima detachment, trisomy 21 syndrome, and severe secondary disease. I don’t want to drag you down because of this, I hope you find a better person and have a happier life. Goodbye, Hammer!

38. She is a serious cleaning girl, don’t think that you can do whatever you want with a few bad dollars. Wang Dachui: Haha! Why do I feel like I can win it for two hundred yuan.

39. Bai Suzhen, do you dare to agree when I call your name? Dare you! My full name is Suzhen, Montage, Luffy, Kalisler, Haruko Akagi, Alexander Kakashi, Elizabeth. Ah, the name is so long that I can’t remember it! Xiaoqing, do you dare to agree when I call you your name? Dare you! My full name is Xiao Liuli, Ai Meng Lian Tears, Ice and Snow, Shang Li, Mo Meng Ai, Ying Mo Miao Luo Li, Qian Meng Ran. Si Shangqing, the name is so long that I can’t remember it! Do you dare to agree when I call you Xu Xian? Dare you! My name is Xu Xian, but I am not a monster!

I never expected the classic Lines:

My name is Wang Dachui, I never expected it

I think of running under the sunset that afternoon, that was my lost youth

Mom! I want to It’s melted!

Please taste my fresh flesh

My name is Wang Dachui, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-cost martial arts drama. Isn’t this too low-cost? Which children’s toy sword is it?

It’s already of this quality, but it’s still a shame

I’m still not convinced that you say the quality is poor. Ah you?

It turns out that I use boxing. Nine-Yang Divine Fist sounds ridiculous. I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist is as hot as fire, my right fist is as cold as ice.

I got a big cross, what the hell? I didn’t even do any special effects, so just typing it was too perfunctory, right?

How did you see this? This name is too erotic Are you done?

Wugui, your sister, I haven’t even taken any action yet!

Hey, can you stop thinking about these weird things?

Now that the enemy has been defeated, I should be able to rescue the princess, right?

It’s totally you, just with a change of clothes, right?

You admit it shamelessly Okay, this crew is too poor, right? Would it be wrong to change the actor?

Why hasn't he shown his love for me yet? Is there another mystery?

What if he You misunderstood me, what should you do if you are not a straight man and fall in love with me? But if you remind me directly

Come on, manager, relax. This nose hair is quite naughty.

No, that's definitely not the case. Maybe this is a symbol of his noble status.

Even a fool with an IQ of only five should understand that I am reminding him that the zipper is not zipped, right? Hey, why doesn't he look at me? Is he afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind him?

How to pick up girls...

As long as she is handsome enough! So I don’t need to do anything. Look at how I can easily conquer her with my handsome features and melancholy temperament. )

Sisters! This man is mentally retarded! He’s also a psychopath! Don’t go to him on a blind date! You can’t buy it with two yuan and suffer a loss! You can’t buy it with two yuan and be deceived...

That’s right! I am Wang Dachui, whose talent and character are both outstanding. (Stop on one foot and sit on the bench) Maybe you don’t know me very well, but look (take out certificates one by one), these are my Level 3 Certificate in Abacus Operation (Pendulum) and Level 8 Certificate in Khitan Language ( (Pendu), and my riding certificate (Pull), these are just the tip of the iceberg. Usually I also like to make some small inventions, haer (blowing air at the paper airplane and then flying at the beauty, the paper airplane is inserted into the beauty's head, and then showing the paper frog), small toys and so on. How about it? Isn’t it very interesting?

Put Zhen Chuan’s avatar into an 8×8 square. Players can use the mouse to drag Zhen Chuan’s avatar. As long as there are 3 or more If the same avatars come together, they will disappear and the player will get corresponding points. Players will keep playing in order to get high scores.

His name is Wang Dachui. He is a cute little monster. He usually likes to help the old monster cross the road and so on. Today I am going to collect herbs to treat my mother’s illness. I was really happy to hear that Tang Monk and his party finally succeeded in learning the scriptures. No more worries about being beaten by Sun Wukong.

Classmate Li Tiegen, what exactly is going on in your head? Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp again. The next sentence you wrote is Mulan giving birth to a chick. Chickens are oviparous animals, okay? They also lay eggs! Also, how can "Journey to the West", "Water Margin", "Dream of Red Mansions", and "Daoming Temple" be called F4 together? Have you ever read the Chinese language? Book?F4 refers to, how are Yan Chengxu, Zhou Yimin, Zhu Xiaotian and Wu Jianhao? You go, I can no longer continue to educate you.

Because of you, Zhao Yun almost died seven times in and seven out, you loser star! Because of you, Zhuge Liang suffered the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire, you loser star! Because of you, Zhang Fei suffered the great sword, you loser star! Retribution! General Guan was defeated and sold the city. How much did one of our generals suffer for you? To avenge! Lu Ma died in childbirth. For your Lu Ma to die in childbirth. Cao Jun came to attack. For you, Cao Jun attacked! The laws of nature are really true. You can't change it!

If you want to rescue the princess, you have to, well, you have to step over my corpse. Can you memorize the lines?

I have a life without regrets.

I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist is as hot as fire, my right fist is as cold as ice.

Actually, as soon as bad news comes out, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is the law of nature and cannot be avoided.

I believe that it won’t be long before I get a promotion and a raise, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life. Thinking about it, I'm still a little excited.

Mongolian Navy: Our journey is the sea of ??stars

You saved me, I will marry you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want.

A fat man is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains.

We are going to distant places to see what else is our Smecta.

My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that the general would pass away on his own initiative, but this will not affect my reputation as a famous doctor.

"Never Expected" is a mini-series co-produced by Youku and Wanhe Tianyi ***, which depicts the story in an exaggerated and humorous way. It tells the story of the Diaosi King Wang Dachui. The plot content is all-encompassing, from current hot topics to classic historical stories. The ridiculing perspective and humorous language are unique.

1. I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

2. This sad orchid finger is indeed extraordinary and must be the clue.

3. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want.

4. Is it because I am afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind him.

5. Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman, and Thunder Man are now possessed by their souls.

6. I am such a good young man with comprehensive development of moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic education.

7. I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

8. Manager, relax, this nose hair is quite naughty.

9. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I would meet true love in the toilet.

10. I believe that it won’t be long before I get a promotion and a salary increase, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life. Thinking about it, I'm still a little excited.

11. Mongolian Navy: Our journey is the sea of ??stars

12. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I I want it, I want it, I want it, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want it, I want it.

13. A fat man is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains.

14. We are going to distant places to see what else is our Smecta.

15. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that the general would pass away on his own initiative, but this will not affect my reputation as a famous doctor.

16. Because of you, Zhao Yun almost died seven times in and seven out, you are a loser! Because of you, Zhuge Liang suffered from the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire, you are a loser! For you, Zhang Fei was brutally killed by the Great Sword, you are a loser! Bao! General Guan was defeated and sold the city for you. How much did one of our generals suffer! Bao! Lu Ma died in childbirth. Bao! Cao’s army attacked for your sake. Cao’s army attacked! The laws of nature There really is no way to change it!

17. If you want to rescue the princess, you have to, well, you have to step over my corpse. Can you memorize the lines?

18. I have no regrets in my life.

19. I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist is as hot as fire, my right fist is as cold as ice.

20. The truth is, once bad news comes, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is the law of nature and cannot be avoided.

The above lines are compiled and provided by the website Beautiful Sentences.