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Art doorplate slogan
Full of chickens, ghosts and snakes (sarcastic people have different opinions)
My wife pointed to one two three four five.
"xianggong" touches the cards, and the tips of the eggs are crossed with hearts (funny)
3 lazy people collect wages, 1 10,000, when will it be 90,000?
Gamblers play mahjong. When can they touch themselves when they touch you? (Funny)
Have a soft spot, as beautiful as flowers and jade.
Bring three treasures, slippers, vest and big pants (funny)
The bald leper has a bad relationship with his family.
All the people who came to my store became handsome guys and handsome guys (beauty salons).
This milk is not breast milk.
This tea is not Wu Yun tea (a couplet in front of a tea shop).
I barely have enough money to live on.
At present, such housing prices are simply forcing people to jump off a building (lamenting that the current housing prices are too high)
Brothers and sisters do not distinguish between all corners of the country.
Washing, cutting, blowing and cutting are all three yuan (barbershop door couplet)
10 salary geometry? The welfare bonus is 16000 yuan.
What do you do at work? Chatting and reading newspapers add 80 points (contempt of public funds)
12 There are so many people that they all want a job.
Whether it is a donkey or a horse depends on the diploma (job fair)
13 thick face and stupid skin, like a fool.
Coward, neck-pinching, three-point ability to kill ghosts (scold)
14 adopted son, the three generations of ancestors did not do good.
At this point, your family are all annoying people (scold)
15 How dare Ann Bunny scold me?
How can an old turtle insult people? (scold)
/kloc-after 0/6, he was very wicked and put three smelly farts on me.
Calm down and give you a cigarette (scold)
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