The advertising slogan of clearance sale is the funniest in history.

The funniest clearance sale advertisement in history

One:

Don't miss the chance to pass by.

This is a rare opportunity to clear the warehouse and deal with the sale at a loss.

Two dollars for the audience, two dollars for the audience.

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It doesn't matter whether you buy it or not. Look inside. Look inside.

All the goods in our shop sell for two dollars, all of which are two dollars.

Pick two of each.

Everything costs two dollars.

Pick what you want, take what you want and buy what you want.

The original price is ten dollars and eight dollars.

Now two pieces are sold in the audience.

Two dollars for disposal and two dollars for sale.

Real removal, real dumping

You don't have to ask or bargain.

Not afraid of being slaughtered.

Two dollars for the audience and two dollars for everything.

Pick whatever you want. Pick whatever you want.

Two dollars for the audience and two dollars for everything.

You can't buy two dollars at a loss,

You can't be fooled by two dollars.

Really worth it.

Take the cheap one.

Whatever you buy is not expensive, it is two yuan.

Two dollars for everything and two dollars for the whole show.

Pick whatever you want. Pick whatever you want. Both of them.

Two:

Customers and friends passing by, we have good news, very good news.

Our shop specially buys a batch of daily necessities and school supplies from well-known manufacturers all over the country.

There are more than a thousand kinds of amorous feelings ornaments and hardware tools here.

Two yuan, two yuan, two yuan for everything, two yuan for the same, various, various specials,

Friends passing by, come in and have a look; Come in and choose.

We have many goods, high quality, various colors and everything.

There are daily necessities, school supplies, amorous feelings ornaments, hardware tools, etc.

Two yuan, two yuan, two yuan for everything, two yuan is the same, please tell each other,

Come and buy, a good opportunity is waiting, you have everything you want, you want to buy five pieces,

Take your pick, two yuan, two yuan for everything, and two yuan is the same.

Welcome everyone, thank you for your cooperation!

Three:

Now two pieces are sold in the audience.

Two dollars for disposal and two dollars for sale.

Real removal, real dumping

You don't have to ask or bargain.

Don't be afraid of being slaughtered.

Two dollars for the audience and two dollars for everything.

Pick whatever you want. Pick whatever you want.

Two dollars for the audience and two dollars for everything.

You can't buy two dollars at a loss,

You can't be fooled by two dollars.

Really worth it.

Take the cheap one.

Nothing is expensive to buy.

Two dollars for the audience.

Pick whatever you want. Pick whatever you want.

Two dollars for the audience and two dollars for everything.

Two dollars is not much. You can't go to Hong Kong or Singapore.

Two dollars is not expensive, so you don't have to go back for a family meeting.

Although it is not a family heirloom, every household can't live without it.

It won't wear out in three to five years, and it can be passed on to the next generation.

Two dollars for the audience and two dollars for everything.

Pick whatever you want. Pick whatever you want.

The advertising words for the clearance sale are very interesting.

Deal with price reduction, deal with price reduction, our store has changed its business, and all the remaining goods are on sale. Bedding is 9.9 yuan, cotton-padded clothes are 9.9 yuan, washbasin is 9.9 yuan, washing powder is 9.9 yuan, kitchen utensils are 9.9 yuan, and everything is 9.9 yuan. Please come and buy.

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Customs clearance, customs clearance, our clothes clearance. Manufacturers have a large stock, and now they are having a big sale at a loss.

Article 29. Article 29. Walk past, don't miss it. The 29 th, the 29 th,

Good quality and low price. The variety is complete. We have high-end men's wear, brand women's wear, foreign trade fashion, T-shirts and jeans, 29 yuan, 29 yuan. We visit thousands, run thousands, and the lowest price is my home. Absolutely favorable and affordable. Come in and have a look, see if it's free, buy it or not. Clearance, clearance, our clothes clearance, 29 pieces. There is a big costume party in our shop. We have autumn clothes, winter clothes, men's clothes, women's clothes, jackets, cotton-padded clothes and down jackets. If you want them, you can find them. 29 bucks. 29 bucks. Empty the warehouse completely. Completely sell. Time is limited, quantity is limited. Please take the time to seize the opportunity. Don't miss the opportunity. Welcome to buy quickly.

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Dear customers and friends, hello everyone. Welcome to 2 yuan Chain Store. Our shop has: daily necessities, cultural goods, jade, handicrafts, decorations and all kinds of 2 yuan goods. There are sanitary products, kitchen sanitary ware, ceramic products, glass products, stainless steel products, aluminum products, plastic products, cultural and sports products, handicrafts, all kinds of hardware, children's toys and so on. , can reach thousands. Factory direct purchase, the lowest price, thousands of daily necessities are cheaper and more affordable. In order to withdraw funds, our store now handles a number of cultural and learning supplies at the lowest price, including notebooks, notebooks, phone books, study manuals, workbooks and so on. The varieties of pens include book brushes, signature pens and pens.

There are dozens of pens, pencils, ballpoint pens and so on. Please choose them. It's all from 2 yuan. It is cheaper and more affordable to buy high-grade pens at a low price. In addition, we have a batch of jade ornaments in stock, which are sold at a loss at one time. It's all from 2 yuan. There are thousands of varieties such as pearl necklaces, high gold necklaces, titanium necklaces, Asian gold necklaces, pearl bracelets, hairpins, headdresses, brooches, jadeite and jade. Complete styles, fine workmanship, sold at a loss. You can buy one for 2 yuan. Ladies and gentlemen from all over the world, please come and see our shop. It will bring you surprises and good luck. You can choose pearl necklace and jade. Ladies and gentlemen, please choose the goods you need, take them in your hands and pay at the door. Don't open all kinds of packages at will. Thank you for your presence, cooperation and purchase.

Two dollars for the audience and two dollars for everything.

Two dollars, not much, can't buy a house, can't buy a car, can't travel to Moscow.

Two dollars, not for nothing, all year round.

Two dollars is not good. You can't sell a house or land.

Pick whatever you want. Pick whatever you want.

Two dollars for the audience and two dollars for everything.

Two dollars, not for nothing, all year round.

Eldest brother bought a gift for his sister-in-law, who was very happy.

Buying it home happily is like giving my sister-in-law a rose.