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I know three kinds of berries. Strawberry misses me. Which one do you like
03 A person does things, and a person is a tinker bell.
Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he is angry.
I knocked over a bottle of pills. I don't know what it is. It turned out to be a pill that I really wanted to go out.
Spongebob was fired by the crab boss.
Spongebob said with tears in his eyes, "Boss Crab ..."
Crab boss: "You're welcome."
I ate a lot of peanuts with my friends, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I looked it up and found that eating peanuts is a good thing.
Peggy Piggy, I deserve you.
I want two grapefruit-I want to see you.
10 "I have a great job" "What?" Digging the lotus root
1 1 The duckling says to the chicken, "I like you, chicken!" " "
The chicken said, "You don't have to duck."
12 It's a little cold today. When I was eating a hot pot dish, I blew it in my face. I thought it was sweat. Mom said it's not sweat, it's sweat.
13 wanted to eat puffs today, but they were squashed. Mom says I can't eat them because they are flat puffs.
You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can lose weight with you. Let's not eat meat tomorrow (get married).
15 The truck meets a taxi for the first time.
The big truck said, "My name is big truck."
The taxi said, "I'll call a taxi."
The truck said, "Don't scream, I'll take you."
16 Zhuge Liang said to the wind: the wind blows to the west.
The wind said: You are like a watermelon.
I have a stomachache in the middle of the night, so I will discuss it with my stomach.
Me: Stomach, can it stop hurting?
Stomach: My name is not stomach. My name is Chu Xun Yu.
18 has a piece of glass, and I'm a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken.
19 fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It came downstairs with a guitar to the poached egg house and sang "This is a little love song about fried eggs."
You are the North Atlantic Warm Current, I am Murmansk, and my world has become an ice-free port because of you.
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