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Who can tell me how to write the slogan of roast pig's feet?

who can tell me how to write the slogan of roast pig's trotters?

Master Monkey Lao Sha, come and try my roast pig's trotters. Who can tell me 2 slogans?

Don't give up clothes (reluctant)-clothing advertisement

Everyone has a cup (monument)-alcohol advertisement

One step to the stomach (position)-stomach medicine advertisement

Happy to ride (it)-horse racing/motorcycle advertisement

All clothes (depending on) are obedient- Advertising

Cough (moment) is urgent-cough medicine advertising

Big stone (thing) is small, small stone (thing) is small-advertising for treating lithiasis

A hundred words are better than one key (see)-printer advertising

The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "Early!

sound company: "one call and four responses" and "a diversion".

jiaozi Shop: "All-encompassing".

Lime factory: "Starting from scratch".

pawnshop: "deserved".

hat company: "clothes take people".

Sightseeing barber shop: "penniless".

drugstore: "ask for it".

1. At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" meals

2. At the entrance of the car repair shop: "tire repair" gas

3. At the entrance of the retail shop: "other" sales

4. At the entrance of the furniture shop: furniture

5. At the entrance of the decoration shop: "Juan"

. At the entrance of the hotel: "He" rice

1. At the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo

11. Restaurant menu: Chicken Dan

12. Hardware store sign: "Qian" seat

13. Sporting goods store sign: "Lan" ball

14. At the entrance of fast food restaurant: Strike hard propaganda slogan: strict "calendar" strikes

18. An airport banner: Year of Youth

19. A traffic propaganda slogan: Overloading and Danger

2. A canteen menu: Fish Garden

2. Deliberately misspelled (typos in quotation marks) < Supplement advertisement: "turtle" is safe

4. Glasses advertisement: "bright" is amazing

5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"

6. Transparent tape advertisement: irreplaceable "belt"

7. Internet cafe advertisement: a "net" is deeply in love

8. Air-conditioning advertisement: no sweat for life

11. Clothing store advertisement: "clothes" takes people

12. A laundry advertisement: "clothes" does not give up

13. A real estate company advertisement: all rooms are available

14. A cake advertisement: "cakes" rise step by step < p Advertisement of electric iron: 1 clothes are easy to follow

18, advertisement of fast food restaurant: "burning" is better

19, advertisement of washing machine: "leisure" wife and good mother

2, advertisement of hat company: taking people by "hat"

21, advertisement of treating lithiasis: making big stones smaller. Refrigerator advertisement: fresh refrigeration

25, hemorrhoid medicine advertisement: no fear of hemorrhoids

26, garden apartment advertisement: staying at home

27, dancing machine advertisement: smelling "machine" dancing

28, seafood advertisement: taking the "fresh" step

29, oral clinic advertisement:

Travel: Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon, where the night is 24 hours long.

Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are bored.

printing company: everything is printed except banknotes.

adhesive: it can bond everything except a broken heart.

tire: work hard, as long as there is breath.

car: its only drawback is that when you run 1 kilometers per hour, you can still hear every word that your mother-in-law nags in the back seat.

adhesive: it can adhere to everything except a broken heart.

jiaozi store advertisement: all-encompassing.

Lime factory advertisement: starting from scratch.

Pawnshop advertisement: well-deserved.

Hat company advertisement: taking people with "hats".

Typewriter advertisement: no strangers.

No smoking. Please don't smoke

Cosmetic advertisement: Get rid of spots while you can, and don't get pox

Traffic safety advertisement: God is not perfect, he has spare parts for cars, and people don't have

a road traffic advertisement: If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking

New book advertisement: Ben

Flower shop advertisement: Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for my wife

I'm hungry. Feed me: the advertisement on the garbage bin in Qingdao

gives ideal space: Beijing Lan * * * Apartment

Canada's bubble appears all over the United States: Canadian beer

wins progress with time: American timekeeping company

stores memories that can't be erased by time: Lane fir box

where long hair has grown, Please don't wear this medicine: American P.K.D hair restorer

We fooled the sun: Artist Lighting Company

* * runs all over the world: * * cigarettes

Don't be late: CERTINA-DA cigarettes

The world must be beautiful: beautiful air conditioners

give so much. Who can tell me the slogan about the Olympic Games? (urgent! )

Meet in Beijing in 28

Sincerely meet in 28

Let more people participate in the Olympic Games

Let New Beijing be with you

Let us gather in Beijing in 28

Unremitting Olympic pursuit

Let the Olympics know about Beijing and let the world know about China

Sports, health and wonderful Olympics every day

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the cradle of stars --( )KTV!

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Who can tell me Li Lang's advertising words over the years

1. Busy and not blind, relaxed and not indulgent, and relaxed.

2. More is confusing, less is clear, simple but not simple.

3. It certainly takes courage to make progress; Retreat requires wisdom and care. Between trade-offs, show wisdom. Who can tell me the slogan of mineral water?

Kong Zangjing

Who can tell me some 15 advertising words in a refreshing spring

1. German public: "Small is good."

2. Coca-Cola: "Enjoy a fresh moment."

3. Marlboro cigarettes: "Marlboro men."

4. Nike: "Just do what you say."

5. McDonald's: "You deserve a day off."

6. De Beers: "Diamonds last forever, but one lasts forever."

7. General Electric: "GE brings a better life."

8. How often does the table open? Wine: "the wonderful taste is beyond words."

9. Clairaux hair dye: "Did she use it? She is useless? "

1. Elvis: "We are working hard."

11. FedEx Company: "Fast Leg Attendant."

12. Apple Computer: "1984."

13. Alca-Schultz Company: "Multiple advertisements".

14. Pepsi: "Pepsi, just to the taste."

15. Maxwell's Coffee: "Drips are fragrant, but the meaning is still unfinished."

16. Ivory soap: "99 and 44/1% pure."

17. American Rapid Transit Company: "Do you know me?"

18. U.S. Conscription Agency: "Become an all-rounder."

19. Anacin painkiller: "quick, quick and quick."

2. The Rolling Stones: "The feeling is real."

21. Pepsi: "the choice of a new generation."

22. Haswell shirt: "The man wearing Haswell."

23. Boma razor: "Signboard array beside the highway."

24. American Burger King: "Take it on the road."

25. Campbell's thick soup: "Mom, it's delicious."

26. U.S. Forest Service: "Little brown bear with a narrow hat with the word" smoking ","You can prevent forest fires. "

27. Budweiser Beer: "This Budweiser is for you."

28. MAIDERFORM: "I dream of going shopping in my MAIDERFORM bra."

29. Victor Language Machine Company: "Master voice."

3. Money? What's wrong with it? Jing skeleton according to qing? Cone? How can I fry α! ?

31. raspberry soap: "The panel is bright and clean, so you can't help touching it."

32. The centenary of Benson Hodges: "Our shortcomings."

33. National Biscuits Company: "UNEEDA BISCUITS'BOY IN BOOTS. "

34. Energetic battery:" Energetic rabbit. "

35. I said, "Salt is like rain."

36. Chanel perfume: "Share this dream."

37. Ford Saturn series: "Different companies, different cars."

38. crest toothpaste: "look, mom, there are no cavities."

39. Mars chocolate: "Only soluble in the mouth, not in the hand."

4. TIMEX: "It's unforgettable."

41. Chevrolet: "Drive your Chevrolet to see America."

42. Calvin Klein: "There is nothing between me and my Calvin."

43. Reagan strives for re-election as President of the United States: "This is another spring in America."

44. Winston smoked tobacco: "Winston, a good taste of good cigarettes."

45. American Music School: "When I sat on the piano bench, they all laughed at me until I started to play.

46. Camel cigarettes: "I walked a mile to buy this pack of camel cigarettes." "

47. Wendy's hamburger:" Where is the beef? "

48, anti-solution: "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride."

49. Cadillac: "Be a leader! ?

5. "Beautiful America" movement: "Weeping Indians."

51. Charmin: "Don't crowd Charmin!"

52. Wheat clan: "Breakfast of champions."

53. Coca-Cola: "Real Coca-Cola."

54. Greyhound Long-distance Bus Company: "It's only fun to take a bus, and there is no fatigue of driving."

55. Clerg Rice Curry: "Take a bite and dry it."

56. Polaroid can shoot it immediately: "It's that simple."

57. Gillette's razor: "Looking at the light, I feel cool."

58. Levisley bread: "You don't have to be Jewish to like Levisley bread."

59. Piper Sodan Toothpaste: "You may wonder where the macula is."

6. Good luck cigarette: "Just for good luck, not sweetness."

61. 7-up soda: "This is not coke."

62. Wesco cleaner: "Please put it on the collar."

63. sunshine prunes: "a dot today will become a wrinkle tomorrow."

64. Life Grain: "Hello, McKee."

65. Hertz Car Rental Company: "Let Hertz take you on the road."

66. Foest Grant Food Company: "What's behind Foest Grant?"

67. Broiler: "Let a tough man be a soft spicy chicken."

68. Howmark (London Gold Trade Union): "Sincere care is the expression of real money."

69. Teenage girls' brand sheets: "A buck Well spent."

7. Greensboro Group: "Jackson Heights Apartment."

71. Steinway Piano: "An immortal instrument."

72. Leavis jeans: "51 blue."

73. Blake Glama Great Lakes Fur: "What lives in legend?"

74. Sister Blue Wine: Steele Milla.

75. Rum Beer: "From the blue water town."

76. Quaker oatmeal: "shot from guns."

77. ESPN sports channel: "This is the sports center."

78. Mohsen Beer: "Laughing couple."

79. California Milk Promotion Committee: "Did you drink milk?"

8. At&T: "Feel free to contact."

81. Blair Kerim Hair Cream: "Only use a little at a time."

82. Carling Black Label Beer: "Hey, Mei Baolai has a black label."

83. Suzuki Motor: "Joe who lies."

84. BMW: "the ultimate driver's seat."

85. Texaco Oil Company: "Give your car to this star, you can rest assured."

86. Coca-Cola: "It will always be Coca-Cola."

87. Xerox photocopier: "This is a miracle."

88. Bartos and Joyce wine cooler: "Frank and.