An interesting and civilized poem adapted from a jingle

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

Mutong Yaozhi Sanlitun

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll check online.

Early Spring in the Capital: Going to Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Belle fish is moist as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

M M on the internet used to be a pig.

Zaofa baidicheng

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

With a sad face and crying.

Just came to the brink of death.

Tour on a Mountain

Tangdumu

Far up to Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

This is a dinosaur meeting a frog.

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

The armor is pale, and the white dew is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are online.

I saw it on a whim, a fat and long face.

On a whim, the waist is like a big water tank.

Business unit operator

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North Institute of Technology.

Chat and meet every day.

* * * Call, damn it

Jiangnanchun

Tangdumu

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chatting and meetings are getting more and more empty.

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there?

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Tangwangxu

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Go to Shaolin as a monk tomorrow

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Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and passers-by want to die.

The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple, and white is in the southeast and northwest.

There are other ladies in his court, and 3,000 precious beauty iron bars will be ground into needles.

Take off your clothes and never regret it. This will make the Iraqi people haggard.

Qian Shan Wanshui always gives me more, okay?

If you are poor, you will be good at it. If you are rich, you will have wives.

All three cobblers stink the same.

Shoot the man first, shoot the horse first, and catch him in bed.

When books are used, they hate to spend less money before the end of the month.

If there is love in the sky, the old man will die young.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse's son can make holes.

Asking how much sadness you can have is like a pot of Erguotou.

If this relationship is long-lasting, it should be the time for two people to get married.

"There is always love in Qian Shan." The classmate replied: Can you give me more?

"If the sky is sentimental, it will be old". What's the next sentence? A: People do not waste their youth!

"If the sky is sentimental, it will be old". What's the next sentence? A: If people are affectionate, they will die early.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves. A: Qian Lang died on the beach.

On the side of the sunken ship, Qian Fan said happily, yes, there are many kinds of complacency.

A pair of junior high school students on the right, holding the mountain in their arms in the white clouds of the city, yes: I went to the hotel to put the lady to bed.

A junior high school classmate's masterpiece: ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to die.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, a: the bed fights and the end of the bed closes.

What is the next sentence of "hate less when you use books"? This classmate is right. "There is not enough money to spend by the end of the month."

When testing Chinese, ask: How worried can you be? When students fill it out, it is like a pot of Erguotou. The teacher is very angry, and you drink too much again. ......

If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, students fill in: please don't tell him,

Grape wine luminous cup, written by classmates: more money and more beauty.