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Please walk the streets and see the advertisements and store names of the shopping malls.

Clothes and clothing (I) Don't give up-clothing advertising

Every mouth is a cup (monument)-alcohol advertisement.

One step to the stomach (position)-advertisement of stomach medicine

Enjoy cycling (it)- horse racing/motorcycle advertising

Baiyi Baishun-electric iron advertisement

Cook it (slightly) better-fast food restaurant advertisement

Take a bath at will (desire)-water heater advertisement

Leisure (wife and mother)-washing machine advertisement

Cough (urgent)-cough medicine advertisement

Big Stone Small, Small Stone Small —— Advertisement for Treating Stones Disease

A hundred words are worth a key (see)-printer advertisement

The advertising slogan of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "freckle as soon as possible, don't leave acne."

A washing machine advertisement changed an idiom: "a idle wife and a good mother."

Audio company: "one call and four responses" and "a diversion".

Jiaozi Store: "All-inclusive".

Lime factory: "from scratch"

Pawnshop: "Well deserved".

Hat company: "clothes bring people."

Sightseeing barber shop: "penniless"

Pharmacy: "I can't wait."

1, at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice.

2, at the garage door: tire repair "flushing"

3. At the door of the retail store: "Sold separately"

4. Furniture store door: home "furniture"

5. Decorate the door of the store: install "yellow"

6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"

7. Install the company's door: "Press" to install.

8. at the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and play "wax"

9. at the entrance of the hotel: "he" rice.

10, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo.

1 1. Hotel menu: Danji

12, hardware store signboard: "money" block

13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" ball

14, in front of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"

15, signboard of farmers' market: "Fan" eggplant

16, stop sign: "Yes" car charges.

17, slogan of strike hard: strike hard "calendar"

18, an airport banner: Year of Youth.

19, a traffic slogan: overload is "almost" harmful.

20. Dining room menu: fish "garden"

Second, deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent.

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.

3. tonic advertisement: "turtle" is safe.

4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing.

5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"

6. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "tape"

7. Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" is deep.

8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.

9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"

10, air-conditioning advertisement: Never "sweat" for life.

1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.

12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes"

13, advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms are available.

14, a cake advertisement: step by step "cake"

15, advertisement of stomach medicine: a "no" to "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.

17, electric iron advertisement: 100 "clothes", 100 Shun.

18, fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.

19, washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother

20. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

2 1, advertisement for treatment of lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller, and the small "stone" becomes smaller.

22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"

23. Paint advertisement: lewd paint.

24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration frontier

25, anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: not afraid of hemorrhoids.

26. Garden apartment advertisement: stay in the apartment.

27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.

28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.

29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd

30. Gift shop advertisement: "Gift" is a matter of course.