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Excerpt from the humorous copy of "Go to a friend's house every day" (40 articles)
2. She bravely said, Sister Rou, I have no money. She calls you for dinner every day, although it is a canteen.
3. Going to a friend's house for dinner, a simple family dinner, is the most important thing.
When you are hungry, it feels like standing in a vast and boundless field. Empty eyes can only look through autumn water, stare at the dim sky, and go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.
I'm so hungry that I can't wait to eat rice at my friend's house.
6. I am so hungry that I can't sleep. Let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.
7. The happiest thing in life is that you don't need many friends when you have nothing to eat at a friend's house. Just share happiness sincerely.
8. It's good to go home for the New Year. Every day, I can go to seven aunts and eight aunts for dinner.
9. People who have never made mistakes in mathematics will feel dizzy after spending a night on the computer simulating and calculating the payroll. Suddenly I feel hungry, and there is nothing to eat at home. Let's go to my colleague's house for dinner.
10. Listening to his accent, catkins burst into tears and laughed, complaining that you are starving and only know to come to my sister's house for dinner all day.
1 1. I'm too hungry to stand up. Go eat!
12. I feel very hungry. If you are hungry, you can eat all over the world and go to your girlfriend's house to eat.
13. Eating at menstruation's house is not conducive to losing weight.
14. I didn't cook at night. I went to a friend's house for dinner and had a chat with wine in the rental house. I was so happy.
15. Life can be very busy and tired, but the mentality should be simple and happy. Another day of eating and drinking.
16. I am serious about eating and drinking.
17. I thought I didn't want to have dinner, but I'm so sentimental that it hurts when I'm hungry. Let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.
18. If you have nothing to do, just go to your girlfriend's house for dinner, share happiness, grow meat together and get fat together.
19. My daughter-in-law likes to eat Artemisia selengensis, two parts of Artemisia selengensis, and lettuce with bean curd and duck blood. They are not qualified to order, so that's it.
20. What wakes me up every morning is not a dream, not work, but breakfast. A day with breakfast is a beautiful day. Only when you are happy can you have the strength to dream and work. But I'm hungry now. Go to a friend's house for dinner.
Humorous copy of going to a friend's house for dinner every day (part two) 2 1. I was so hungry that I went to my best friend's house for dinner.
22. It's really comfortable to have a meal at a friend's house.
23. Xiaoming is shameless to eat everywhere!
24. I went to Shenzhen for a meal with my roommate and ate a table of Sichuan food. Finally, it is neither sweet nor greasy.
25. Serve the food quickly. Shit, if you don't come up here properly, you'll starve to death. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.
26. I feel very hungry, the world is spinning, and even the air is getting sweet. Everything I see seems to be waving to me: take a bite, take a bite. It makes my chest collapse, my consciousness blurred, my anger and my pain. Let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.
27. It's too much for you to come to Lao Mu's house for dinner seven days a week.
28. I can't stand up straight if there is a fire burning in my stomach. That feeling gradually spread to the whole body. I'm lying on my desk getting ready for bed and going to my colleague's house for dinner.
29. In the cold winter, in the new year, in the days when thoughts spread, we finally met, a day of eating, drinking, patting and rubbing.
Today, the temperature of 30 degrees is the only way for us to climb Laoye Mountain.
3 1. It's another day of eating and drinking. Life is half fireworks and half happiness. Let's eat, drink, play and enjoy together.
32. I want to be a happy little waste, eat, drink and be taken care of.
I am so hungry in the middle of the night that I can't go downstairs to have a barbecue when it rains. Let's go to my colleague's house for dinner.
I think I will go crazy, so I'd better eat.
I'm so hungry, but I've brushed my teeth and gone to bed. I can only bear snoring and holding my breath. This is a matter of principle, it's broken! Go to a neighbor's house for dinner.
36. I will be his sister in my next life, and I will not let him go for twenty years. When he gets married, I will often go to dinner and occasionally break the ambiguity between him and my sister-in-law. It is beautiful to think about it.
37. I obviously drank milk tea and ate a big bowl of rice today. Why am I screaming now? Go to your best friend's house for dinner.
38. Eating rice at a friend's house is delicious. I am in charge of their cooking. I have already eaten two bowls of poison oath.
39. I am so hungry that I want to eat egg tarts. Let's go to our neighbor's house for dinner.
40. I eat and drink, I don't float if the snow doesn't float, and I don't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness. I'm here to drink.
Forty excerpts from the sentences of naughty friends in Friends.
A friend's house is naughty and sends a circle of friends. They call me at every party. I just eat and drink, and I have never bought a bill. Everyone is too kind to me.
2. Having food is also a kind of happiness and a day to eat. You are in charge of cooking and I am in charge of eating.
I can't stand up straight if there is a fire burning in my stomach. That feeling gradually spread to the whole body. I'm lying on my desk getting ready for bed and going to my colleague's house for dinner.
Going to a friend's house for dinner on weekends can not only enjoy one's loneliness, but also have dinner with friends.
5. If you have nothing to do, go to your girlfriend's house to have a meal, share happiness, grow meat together, and we will never give up when we are not old, and we will gain weight when we eat together.
6. Eat when you should, and drink when you should. The greatest wealth is to be happy every day!
7. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness. I'm here to drink.
8. The pattern has been broken, and this figure is not as good as those sows who eat rice in my family.
9. I am so hungry. Let's wait for my colleagues to have dinner together and have a meal!
10. After a day's eating and drinking, I was wet when I came home after heavy rain.
1 1. Inviting people to dinner is called "refreshing" and inviting them three times and four times is called "putting on airs", but inviting people to dinner is not called "principle", calling it "rubbing rice" and calling it "pretending" uninvited.
12. I'm hungry, but I feel guilty about eating now. Fortunately, I pulled two subordinates. Let's go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.
13. As long as you are thick-skinned, eating and drinking is enough. Eating meat and drinking wine, the days are still there. I fell into the abyss, and I won't go unless I go out.
14. As a foodie, I feel like a pig whose appetite is controlled. Sometimes I want to run over my head.
15. Many people can't even cook two decent dishes when they grow up, so they can only order takeout or eat rice.
16. On the other hand, Yuwen went to University C in a couple of days, and occasionally received a phone call from him, which means that he is very lonely inside, and he needs someone to talk about his lover or take Jane and his girlfriend to University M to have dinner with me.
17. It's delicious. If you want to eat well, you have to have the cheek to eat and drink all day.
18. When the weekend comes, I'll give you some advice: don't build it at home, outdoor activities are more interesting; It is best to climb the roof and stand high and see far; I am a soldier who eats at weekends. Can you invite me to dinner?
19. In the daily life of eating and drinking, sisters are paired and their happiness is doubled. Together, they are happy little losers.
20. I'm so hungry now that I can hardly eat a cow. I'm going to my best friend's house for dinner.
2 1. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, coming to your girlfriend's house for dinner will greatly increase your appetite and make your troubles sway with the wind.
22. Eating at menstruation's house is good for losing weight.
23. I want to go home and spend 120 yuan. It feels great to go home and eat and drink.
24. Cook a good meal.
25. Help your overnight friend cook a meal every day, use his card to cook good food for him, and solve your own meal by the way.
26. How happy it is to go to a good friend's house and wait for dinner after work! Ha ha!
27. Hot milk tastes better than cold milk. Eat and drink in various ways every day.
28. Come to my girlfriend's house to eat rice. A table full of my favorite dishes makes my mouth water.
29. Unfortunately, I am not happy at all. Oh, forget it. Go home and watch TV.
30. Eat and drink without wasting, and welcome August happily.
3 1. Eat and drink. I am serious.
32. The most delicious things in the world are happiness and fireworks. This is life. What a happy thing it is to come to a friend's house for dinner.
33. Read, bask in the sun and eat in the beautiful Jingchun Garden of Peking University.
I feel very hungry, the world is spinning, and even the air is getting sweet. Everything I see seems to be waving to me: take a bite, take a bite. It makes my chest collapse, my consciousness blurred, my anger and my pain. Let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.
35. In the world of adults, this is not easy. The so-called happiness comes from the scene of eating and drinking, which satisfies the happiness of the day.
36. The Dragon Boat Festival is just around the corner, reminding friends who are struggling in the front line of work to work hard and avoid overtime on holidays; Try to reduce three meals and eat more zongzi; Bless your friends in advance and take the initiative. Remember to invite me!
37. Today, I went to eat. My aunt asked me to bring a bowl. As a result, I got a basin. I don't think it will happen again.
38. My stomach, like the bitter water of the sea, has been churning and has no intention of stopping. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.
Eat it every night, but it doesn't affect that you are hungry at this time every day. Go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.
40. as soon as I opened the refrigerator at home, I found that there were only eggs left and decided to go to your place to eat. I was with you on Christmas Eve. Let's have a carnival in the next century. Don't wish my remaining eggs happiness. I wish you a merry Christmas!
Go to my girlfriend's house for dinner on weekends and send a collection of sentences to my circle of friends.
Go to my best friend's house for dinner at the weekend and send a circle of friends (I) 1. Life is bittersweet, happiness is just dry food, and eating and drinking is another day.
I ate a meal at my friend's house at the weekend and never forgot it.
3. Eat and drink, rub the car, rub the hair card, the milk green thief is delicious.
It's too much for you to come to Lao Mu's house for dinner three days a week.
I hope my friends are rich and powerful, so that I can eat and drink this kind of bangs like a non-mainstream girl.
6. Eating, drinking, beauty and ugliness have a life, being fat and thin is in the sky, and the sky wants me to be fat. Let me eat, how can I solve my troubles? Only eat.
7. My stomach, like the bitter water of the sea, has been churning and has no intention of stopping. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.
8. The only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.
9. It can be said that I have no ambition and try to come to my house for dinner on weekends.
10. Yuwen, who will go to C University in two days, will occasionally get a phone call from him, indicating that he is lonely inside and needs someone to talk about the people he loves or take Jane and his girlfriend to M University to meet me for dinner.
1 1. As a foodie, I feel like a pig whose appetite is controlled, and sometimes I want to commit suicide.
12. Pick up the pen, put it down gently, and rotate it with your index finger. When reading a book, my thoughts wander, and my lower abdomen easily wrinkles my eyes and cheeks. My hands are full and my heart is full. But my stomach is full of exaggeration. How can I express a hungry word? Go to your best friend's house for dinner.
13. Many people can't even cook two decent dishes when they grow up, so they can only order takeout or eat rice.
14. Help your overnight friend cook a meal every day, use his card to make him a good meal, and solve your own meal by the way.
15. The happiest thing in life is to come to a friend's house for dinner when you have nothing to do. You don't need many friends, just be sincere and share your blessings.
16. They call me at every party. I just eat and drink, and I have never bought a bill. Everyone is very kind to me.
17. There are fireworks in the kitchen, delicious food on the table, chatting without scruple, and going to my best friend's house for dinner. How happy it is!
18. Looking at the delicious food, I am already hungry. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.
19. Serve quickly. Shit, if you don't come up here properly, you'll starve to death. Go to a friend's house for dinner.
20. Dragon Boat Festival is just around the corner, reminding friends who are struggling in the front line of work to work hard and avoid working overtime on holidays; Try to reduce three meals and eat more zongzi; Bless your friends in advance and take the initiative. Remember to invite me!
Go to my girlfriend's house for dinner on weekends and send a circle of friends (Chapter 2) 2 1. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, come to your girlfriend's house for dinner, which will greatly increase your appetite and make your troubles sway with the wind.
22. When you invite others to dinner, they will be called "Frank" as soon as you invite them, but when you invite them three times or four times, they will be called "putting on airs". No matter how you invite them, it will not be called "principle", uninvited will be called "scraping rice" and uninvited will be called "pretending"
23. I feel hungry. If someone stands in front of me, I can eat him in one bite and then go to my colleague's house to eat.
24. Listening to his voice, catkins burst into tears and complained that you would starve to death, and all you do is come to my sister's house for dinner.
25. I am hungry now. If I don't eat enough, I will go to my friend's house to eat.
26. I am too hungry to stand up. Let's eat!
27. I think I will go crazy, so I'd better eat.
28. It's another day of eating and drinking. This is a simple meal, and I don't need to cook. The lazy world is simple.
29. It's delicious. If you want to eat well, you have to have the cheek to eat and drink for a day.
What wakes me up every morning is not a dream, not work, but breakfast. A day with breakfast is a beautiful day. Only when you are happy can you have the strength to dream and work. But I'm hungry now. Go to a friend's house for dinner.
3 1. Some people are life choices when they are knights, and some people are eating, drinking and having fun when they are knights.
32. The most delicious things in the world are happiness, fireworks and simple meals. This is life, and it is a happy thing to come to a friend's house for dinner.
33. I want to eat bacon Daoxiao Noodles. Beef stir-fry Hot soup. Paomo rolls out dough. Hamburg, China. I hope Xi 'an will unseal it early and let me go back to eat and drink.
34. I went to my sister's house for the first time in town, and my sister said that she would come to eat and drink. You and my sister are sisters for life. Say these words!
35. I didn't cook at night, went to a friend's house for dinner, and had a good time chatting with wine in the rental house.
36. One for you and one for me. After drinking, we will dance together. Eating and drinking is really comfortable.
37. I obviously drank milk tea and ate a big bowl of rice today. Why am I screaming now? Go to your best friend's house for dinner.
38. She bravely said, "Sister Rou, I have no money." She calls you for dinner every day, although it is the canteen.
39. I feel hungry. Now I can't eat a cow or rice!
40. Going to a friend's house for dinner and having a simple family dinner are the most important things.
A collection of 40 funny sentences about going back to my parents' house for dinner and drinking.
Go back to my parents' house for dinner and drinking. The country is very funny, competing for money and rubbing rice.
2. Listening to his voice, catkin smiled tearfully, complaining that you are starving, and all you do is come to my sister's house for dinner.
3. Wear headphones and ride a bike to eat.
I am so hungry that I want to eat egg tarts. Let's go to our neighbor's house for dinner.
A wandering wanderer went to a friend's house for dinner, but he was unhappy after eating.
6. I am too hungry to stand up. Let's eat!
7. I have been eating and drinking almost every day recently. Life is like a play.
8. She was brave and said, Sister Rou, I have no money. She asks you to eat every day, although it is a canteen.
9. The breeze is not dry and the sun is shining. Have a nice weekend and go to a friend's house for dinner.
10. I wore this skirt to eat and drink today, and then my stomach swelled. I can't wear this kind of dry food when I go out to eat. ...
1 1. On the other hand, Yuwen went to University C in a couple of days, and occasionally received a phone call from him. This is what he called a lonely heart. He needs someone to talk about the people he loves, or take Jianyi and his girlfriend to M University to meet me for dinner.
12. I am so hungry. Let's wait for my colleagues to have dinner together and have a meal!
13. It's good to go home for the New Year. Every day, I can go to seven aunts and eight aunts for dinner.
14. I want to go home. 120 is so cool to go home and eat and drink.
15. There is an old saying that you want to be immortal without eating rice. You are hungry and the bed is warm. You really want to sleep all day.
16. I feel very hungry. If you are hungry, you can eat all over the world and go to your girlfriend's house to eat.
17. Add some sweetness to busy days. Eating, drinking and drinking is another happy day!
18. After reading the original post, I found a hot sauce dog who tried his best to eat.
19. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in his early years, often went to Meng Qingping's house for dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a mentor and friend.
20. I ate a meal at a friend's house at the weekend and never forgot it.
Go back to my parents' house for dinner and drinking. When my brain was pounding with pain, I was hungry. It's another night to stay up for dinner at a friend's house.
22. Keep eating, drinking, playing, playing, air conditioning, cooking, pouring water, eating, drinking and being served, so don't worry about the days of two beasts.
23. Today is a day to eat, drink and be merry. The temperature of 30 degrees is also the only place for us to climb Laoye Mountain.
24. Such a free day makes me confused. I ate and drank on my mother's birthday, and gained weight steadily during the second trimester of pregnancy.
25. Eating rice at a friend's house is delicious. I am in charge of their cooking. I have already eaten two bowls of poison oath.
26. I am so hungry that I can't wait to eat dirt at my friend's house.
27. Let's keep the world of mortals company and get fat for nothing.
28. I went to a friend's house to eat jiaozi. After three rounds of wine, I tasted all the five flavors, but I forged a deep friendship.
29. Some people are life choices when they are knights, while others are eating, drinking and having fun when they are knights.
30. At a friend's house, what you eat is not important, but your mood is the most important.
3 1. My daughter-in-law likes to eat Artemisia selengensis, two parts of Artemisia selengensis, and lettuce with bean curd and duck blood. They are not qualified to order, so that's it.
32. Every time I come to my girlfriend's house for dinner, I always enjoy the highest level of hospitality! May you have fireworks in the kitchen, laughter in the living room, hugs in the bedroom and little stars in your heart.
33. I was so hungry that I began to sing "Empty City Plan". I want to eat!
34. Life is bittersweet, and happiness is just a dry meal and a day's eating and drinking.
35. In summer, since I finished my dental treatment, my appetite is getting better and better.
I'm so hungry, but I've brushed my teeth and gone to bed. I can only bear snoring and holding my breath. This is a matter of principle, it's broken! Go to a neighbor's house for dinner.
37. When you are hungry, it feels like standing in a vast and boundless field. Empty eyes can only look through autumn water, stare at the dim sky, and go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.
38. After doing business for two months, I finally punched in and continued begging!
39. Cook a good meal.
When the weekend comes, I want to give you some advice: don't build it at home, outdoor activities are more interesting; It is best to climb the roof and stand high and see far; I am a soldier who eats at weekends. Can you invite me to dinner?
Twenty excerpts from inspirational humorous copywriting in friends circle
1. The concert will start to grab tickets. Practice hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and kill them.
2. Double Eleven recommended good things to my roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.
Don't please anyone, please everyone, only please yourself.
4. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I study secretly, which makes me more educated than him, and then I don't want him.
When the king goes to war, nothing will grow.
6. Laughing to death, our school doesn't allow hanging bed curtains, so we can clearly see the opposite shops in the dormitory and then secretly roll them to death.
7. I pretended to watch live shopping in Li Jiaqi, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money and then killed them.
8. I want to cook secretly, so that my roommates have no food to eat and roll them to death.
9. Before I could get involved, I started my own mental internal friction.
10. It's not that I didn't participate. I really don't learn.
1 1. My roommates are all asleep, so I'm going to study by myself. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.
12. The involutor will always only see the cupcakes thrown in front of him, and then tear his face to grab the cupcakes.
13. May every self with firm goals be fearless and confident in the future!
14. When other college students drink boiled water, I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of western paradise before them and killed them.
15. How to break the involution, only reading, because reading breaks ten thousand volumes.
16. My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, live a few years longer than them, and then roll them to death.
17. They are all studying. I slept secretly to make my body better than them and killed them.
18. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.
19. Even if you are exhausted, you will roll your classmates to death.
20. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.
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