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I believe my lies more and more.

I believe my lies more and more/Hao Xiangdong (first published in Selected Works and reprinted by many magazines and websites). It was a beautiful autumn noon, and I became the mayor of G city. I drank a lot that day because everyone was very enthusiastic. Everyone said that the mayor was welcome to speak. I must have drunk too much, so I told a big lie. I said, "Not only do hens lay eggs, but roosters also lay eggs, and they are no worse than hens." I regret it very much afterwards. I thought, how can a rooster lay eggs? This is a truth that even children know! I secretly hope you don't care about this sentence, let it float with the wine ... On the contrary, they not only seriously wrote this lie in their notebooks that even children scoffed at, but also made great efforts to carry forward this spirit, which made me shudder. The next day, the headline on the front page of the morning paper was: "The new official took office with three fires, fulfilling your dream of the rooster lay eggs." My face is slightly red. On the third day, the Evening News reported a news that surprised me. It is said that a county under our city organized a group of experts, "doing research all night. Studies have shown that cocks are fully capable of laying eggs, and they are no worse than hens ... At present, this research is under in-depth study. " It refreshed my spirit and made my soul feel a little better. Because I believe in science, I did not hesitate to allocate a batch of special funds for scientific research to them. On the third day, I went down to observe people's feelings. There are many slogans in the street. I still remember a few: "Let's unite closely around the mayor and strive to realize the rooster lay eggs", "The mayor is wise and decisive, and can see through the rooster lay eggs's skill", "If the countryside wants to be rich, have fewer children to raise cocks", "Cocks are no worse than hens" and "Cocks turn over and lay more eggs than hens". This makes me believe my lies more and more and makes me more confident. Because the power of the people is enormous, as long as we are United, what can't be done? On the fourth day, we had a meeting to discuss the huge project "the rooster lay eggs". Everyone thinks that this is worthy of investment and desirable, and it is also the wise opinion of the mayor. "As long as we unite, we can move Mount Tai into our city." "Science and technology are the primary productive forces, and the rooster lay eggs will promote the rapid development of our economy, 50 years ahead of other cities." "Maybe I can get a Nobel Prize back." "How bold a person is, how productive a rooster is. Finally, let's drink to the success of the rooster lay eggs. We clinked glasses with firm faith and belief, splashing hops so high ... On the fifth day, an exciting day, a rooster in P County of our city finally laid the first male egg. I am very honored to be invited to inspect. The rooster stood gloriously in a noble and gorgeous cage, and I personally brought it a big red flower symbolizing honor. The cock fluttered its wings and giggled happily. The male eggs are also displayed in a beautiful glass cover. But I think it is very similar to the duck eggs we found in the rural river when we were young, but how can I doubt science? The male egg is in front of me. I have no reason to doubt. I firmly believe that this is a male egg. On the sixth day, the morning paper said, "Eighteen rooster factories have been set up in the city, and people are scrambling to buy roosters. "A reporter wrote brilliantly," If you want to raise chickens all over the world, you won't have a female (chicken) and a male (chicken). "From then on, I believed in my words. Seven days later, many snacks related to male eggs appeared in the street, such as "G city famous food, salted fried male eggs" and so on. I have eaten it once, and it tastes the same as wild duck eggs, but I still firmly believe that it is male eggs. I have been deeply blaming myself for my naivety on the first day. It's all my fault that I doubt that cocks can lay eggs! Now even the children in our city know the truth, and I actually said it was a lie at that time. I'm so immature, I should believe what I said. 1. the rooster lay eggs regrets, surprises, boosts confidence, and is extremely brilliant. Doubt or believe in remorse. The lies of .................................... and the United States not only reveal the social atmosphere and rights, but also reveal the aboveboard and dark heart. 4. Power status. They are all afraid that the ruler will punish them.

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