Love pranks.

★ Blink and I'll die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

★ Do you love me? If you love it, read the short message ........................................................................! I know you love me, and I will seriously consider you!

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He said he would help me tell you: My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you.

★ My wife is as stable as China Telecom, but she can't get it out; Xiaomi moves like China, which is convenient and fast, but it costs a lot of money. Fans, like China Unicom, feel very fresh, but often stop.

★ Thanks for the acquaintance in this life. I long for you. I am sure that you are the love of my life. Without you, my life is bleak. How much I need you, come back to me: RMB!

★ Men are born guilty, so you can't be afraid of being tired. Of course, the date is your money, sweet talk to death. Any mistake is your fault.

★ Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is longer than Guan Yunchang's, and my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's!

★ Will you break up? I don't want to be entangled with you. We still have a chance to be together in the future. I still like you. Why are you still haunting me? . . . . . Hey, does anyone know how to unfasten the seat belt?