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Here's to this trip.

Welcome to Travel Toast 1

You just got back. You have had a difficult trip. I'm here to wish you health and longevity. In fact, everyone is expecting you to come back and take us to create greater glories. Suit yourself. I will do it first.

Welcome toast 2

First of all, entrusted by the villagers, I would like to extend a warm welcome to the delegation headed by Tong Wenshan, Counselor Song and six people of insight, including Zhang Qianping, Lu Jun and He Jiansheng. When you set foot on your second hometown, you really feel that this is your hometown.

Dear friends, your arrival has aroused widespread concern from educated youth in Shanghai and Hangzhou, local folks, compatriots in Hong Kong and Macao and overseas Chinese. On the 26th, your information has reached more than 500 hits. ? Flat and faint? Request a detailed report. He doesn't know how painful the reporter is. You can only interview by phone on the way. What tricks are they playing, and what subversive activities are unknown to everyone and others?

Friends and comrades-in-arms, although you have only been in Tal for a few days, the villagers have done their best to entertain you and let you pay a return visit. Happy, happy, you have arrived in your hometown. All actions should obey the arrangement and command, and put down the official airs. You know, this is the territory of the 64th Army, and your 63rd Army has no right to speak here.

I also want to emphasize that when you go home this time, the villagers invite you to drink Northeast Laobaigan wine. Drinking in Daxinganling is a remarkable symbol of generosity of people in forest areas. Therefore, I think: the enthusiasm of the blind date and the feeling of missing relatives are incomprehensible. Even if you drink too much, it is also the wine of revolution, the wine of meeting and the wine of victory. Even drinking fireworks is worth it. Two lesbians should be able to handle it, but you can't.

Friends and comrades-in-arms, to make a long story short, today, your Jeff prepared a table of hometown dishes for everyone, accompanied by town leaders, staff, news media, students of Tong Tuanchang, and your old comrades. Let's eat and drink. Let me propose a toast to the arrival of educated youth and our reunion.

Finally, I wish you a successful return visit.

Toast 3

Hypocrisy: XX leader, I've heard a lot about you. It's an honor to have a drink together today. Here's to you. I will do it. Do you like it?

Peace:? Dear friends, it is rare to get together. Let's drink to you and wish you a happy family and good health? Passion:? Brothers and sisters, let's go together for our long-term friendship! ?

Funny: I am an uneducated prison policeman. Remember that there is a slogan on the wall of our prison to bid farewell to the past and move towards a new life, and give it to the leaders? .

Classic simplicity

Feelings are deep and stuffy.

Hello, brothers,

Lucky enough

Season caifa

Five blessings came to this house.

The combination of two sixes indicates good luck.

The wife and family are very rich.

Bafang Lai Bao

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