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Wang Zengqi's words with the smell of fireworks

Wang Zengqi's fireworks sentence is as follows:

1. Watermelon is hung in the well with a rope. In the afternoon, cut delicious. It went down with a knife, clicked, and it was cold, even its eyes were cold.

2, the uniqueness of language, there are many fresh and lively, my inherent language, rather than the public * * * slogans on the street.

In late autumn, I lived in a farmer's house called Wojiao Village near Kunming Lake.

It is really unique to sit in such a room and eat such words. Beijing people's ideal restaurant life is nothing more than this.

Every family member has a bed, squatting or sitting on a cane chair or low stool, burying his head in eating noodles, and his hands holding bowls are shaking.

6. I also followed the people in line. The only difference is that I didn't intend to eat tofu brain that day.

7. Beijingers eat sesame paste biscuits, ordinary sesame paste biscuits. They are sold everywhere, so you don't have to say anything.

8. If I have red on my face since I was a child, it comes from that temple.

9, the five flavors of the entrance can be distinguished without talking.

10, save a corner of the world, talk about side branches.

I think mixing spinach is the standard for testing a Sichuan restaurant.

12, I still can't forget these white-covered boats, my door, and the people carrying water in the backstreet tanks. Forgetting means I can't forget if I want to.

13, people are not old, but they can't fall with their fists. Eyes don't spend, books often read. Live a good day, always one stage after another. Words are not annoying, but often supplemented.

14, these beautiful memories still exist now. As long as you can remember them, you will like them in your heart. This is my "contentment".

15, reluctant to part with friends in a foreign land, reluctant to part with the past years. I always like to send my friends to the station, from this reluctance to falling in love with the group.

16, there is nothing like the word "true" on earth. Real people are the most affectionate. Serious writing is the best. Chen Shidao put this quality first. The middleman between Shi Dao and Yu Yi.

17. If you come to see me and I'm not here, please take the flowers and sit outside my door for a while. They are very warm. I have watched them for many, many days; My parting is deep, my thoughts are deep, my friendship is beautiful, and I have been away from the garden for a long time.

18, wherever you go, you should have some fun and do something. You are always depressed. You'd better get some sleep.

19, people can better understand Lao Du's sentence "Du Qu is lucky to have a mulberry field" when "there are old people in the world and little people in the world"-everyone needs money! With fields, you can grow crops for your grandchildren. Retreat to Biography and give it to disciples through "teaching", "Make a heart for heaven and earth, make a life for the people, carry forward the past and forge ahead into the future, and make the world peaceful." He forgot to plant trees for future generations.

20. All over the world, more than eight players are soldiers. In the old days, all the soldiers in the army took the word "autumn" plus two paintings as their surnames.