Funny paragraphs Daquan hilarious super funny 20 small paragraphs.

1, original lyrics: Love only when you die, and be happy when you cry. After the transformation: no one is buried after death, and it is sad to think of being old.

2. Ka Kui Wong and Leslie Cheung * * * were preparing to cross Sun Jihai when Ma Jingtao blew, and they passed out directly. At this time, a sister Lin fell from the sky and gave each of them a Donnie Yen, which made them feel dizzy and safe.

Mei went to the city for the first time and was squeezed into the second floor of a double-decker bus at the bus stop. She looked around and was surprised to find that there was no driver in the front half of the car. She blurted out, "hey, people in the city are all cows." Let this iron guy run by himself, it's amazing! "

4, there is a couple, what is the matter at home, the husband always wants to find his wife to make up his mind. One day his wife died, and the person in charge of his wife's funeral came to him and said, Your wife is dead, do you need to burn some paper money for her? My husband once blurted out that you should discuss this matter with my wife.

5, the bad habit of the pilot driving: the first thought when encountering a red light is to turn around; Don't turn left or right when you want to overtake. Right in front of the car, pull the steering wheel back as soon as you step on the accelerator.

6. One day, the cow met a snail, and the cow sarcastically said, "They are all called cows. Why is there such a big gap in being a cow? ! "The snail said slowly," Yes, we have our own house since we were born, and you still live in that shack! " "

7, 20 14, Qixin is doomed. In order to survive, everyone is strong, but you are particularly shocked, unhurried and unhurried. Everyone is fleeing from the light. When you open your mouth, it's a rumor. It's your pleasure to scare people and hurt your strengths. In order to punish you, don't sleep tonight, and the ghost will find you. [Ask Chinese to sort out classic jokes for you]

8. My head has been acting weird recently. I often get up in the middle of the night and stare at the pig shed in a daze, thinking about the reasons, and finally figuring out that you were kicked by a donkey.

9. A couple just came out of the park. The woman asked: Where are we going now? The man pointed to the sun, and then they left, and gave a praise every second! !

10, be an open person and don't go out if you have nothing to do. The world can't stand harm, and Furong becomes a slim girl. Xifeng moved to the United States, and the model of Brother Sharp got wind of it. I can't afford a panda, so I'm a tough guy. Not if you refuse!

1 1. There is also a very powerful class teacher in high school. In the evening, a student climbed over the wall and went out to surf the Internet. The head teacher checked his bed, saw that there was no one on it, and slept directly on it. When I came back the next day, I saw someone on the bed, patting you and asking me who was lying on the bed. The head teacher lifted the quilt and sat up and said, are you back? Then I called my parents.

12, we have known each other for a long time, and our friendship will naturally deepen. Although I have less contact, I miss more. I wish you more happiness, more happiness, more contact and more nourishing life.

13, egrets fly in front of mount cisse, and everyone says Jiangnan is good. Peach blossoms and flowing water make mandarin fish fat, and people are pure and happy. Green bamboo hat, green hemp fiber, people do not waste their youth. There is no need to go back to the oblique wind and drizzle. Oh, let a spiritual man venture to the place he likes. I wish you all the best and happiness forever.

14, just chatting with my daughter-in-law, I said, "This society is good, and dogs are grass." The daughter-in-law asked faintly, "Are you cursing me or yourself?"

15, itchy ears? That means I'm thinking about you! Itchy eyes? I want to see you! Itchy mouth? That means I want to kiss you! Itching? What does this mean? Don't be ridiculous, you have lice, go and take a shower!

16, ironic sentence 1, as a typical loser, you are really successful. 2. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3. 3. I see you are on the road of No.2, step by step, and you have never gone wrong.

17, my wife decided to run in the morning to lose weight! Get up early and go out, and come back in less than 5 minutes. I said you came back so soon? She said, damn it, I forgot to bring my shock absorber! I forgot to wear bra a when I went out, and my chest was shaking! Trembling? Come back? Absolutely original

18, several thieves went to steal the bank. At this moment, the little thief said to the big thief, Brother, our movie dream has finally come true. The thief looked at him and said, idiot, who knows us when we wear masks?

19, what does military training mean? You don't fall behind when you lose your skin. A lot of military training pacesetters! Bleeding without tears, military training students show great power! I wish military training smooth, academic success, progress in growth and progress in difficulties.

20. Send you 202 1 true feast: crab: lame drop, lobster: beard drop, tortoise: nonsense drop, carp: sewer drop, pork: water drop, vegetable: toxic drop, wine: blended drop, steamed bread: colorful drop, blessing: happy drop, friendship: sincere drop.