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Is there a couplet about accounting?

Select some classic couplets:

1. Accounting knowledge couplets:

Part I: accounting speech, three times five divided by two

Part II: Newcomers in the workplace, I don't know all the questions

Trial balance, and I don't know all the answers

2. Tax knowledge couplets:

Part I: The manager leaves the enterprise, and the left looks at it.

bottom line: brother, sister, uncle and uncle, take the note!

Brothers, sisters, brothers and sisters, around the forum!

Cry, laugh, and fight, and ask for more after the meal!

it's hard to find a job when you go and run and stop!

gold, silver, silver, copper, copper, iron, iron, earn your pockets!

Every year, every month, every moment, love forum!

Part One: After dinner, talk about whitewashing peace and talk about capital!

bottom line: there are all kinds of flowers and trees in front of and behind the house. What a beautiful view!

outside the profession, look at the life of an accountant, with mixed feelings.

in and out of the play, the taste of life is full of flavors, and the flat talk is true.

learn from others, pay attention to your study secretly, and you will gain a lot!

after the rain at the end of autumn, look at a pool of autumn water under the stone steps!

Autumn comes to the wind, and the cool breeze is cool, a wisp of Qiu Si!

The moon star rises and looks at the splendid starry sky. What a coincidence!

4. accounting economic couplet

Part I: bonded area, logistics park, processing zone, sea and sky are the same, and the sky is clear! (Dalian, Qingdao, Tianjin)

Downlink: threshing rice, stacking haystacks, breaking corn, golden wheat fields, cooperatives!

Emei Mountain, Wuyishan Mountain, Changbai Mountain, three mountains with views, and China Tour!

humanoid ginseng, Polygonum multiflorum Thunb, Poria gall and exotic herbs are hard to find!

Accountant, tax payer, financier, drifting all over the world, Beijing, Shanghai and Hangzhou! (Beijing, Shanghai, Hangzhou)

High growth, industrial land, high efficiency, clear water and sky, wide and deep!

development sites, industrial belts, science parks, Qi Guang, Guangzhou and Shenzhen!

5. Accounting life couplet:

Part I: What is the accounting solution?

the second part: colorful English.

be determined for life!

people talk a lot.

6. Miscellaneous couplets:

Bridges are flowing, flowers are falling, observing the general trend of the world, clouds are rolling and clouds are relaxing

big waves are scouring sand, dreams are blurred, the trend of the world is seen, the ups and downs are

wide and wide, the road is endless, and the way home from the world is not

pink, and the strong men are dumping and taking over. Those who cheat on the moon and the bright moon

are hard to ride a tiger, and they will never stop

those who flee from the refugees are in a dilemma, chasing after them, and encircling the prosecutors before them

. Those who are greedy for money, have a guilty conscience

are restless, unable to get up, unable to get down

sincere and fearful.

The sky is grey, the land is boundless, and the ambition is boundless. Long cherry blossoms bind black dragon!

my feet are tiptoeing, my heart is pounding, and it's dark and windy at night, so cover your ears and steal the bell!

the wind is rustling, the rain is continuous, the mist is floating, and the mulberry field becomes the sea!

misty, fluttering, heroic spirit forever, too square and prosperous!

bank cards, customs cards, checkpoints, all in the palm of your hand

broadband networks, mobile networks, and whenever there is a network, you can always connect

receivables, payables, and drip accounts, all in the pen

accounting certificates, academic certificates, and all in the hand

national taxes, local taxes, and pen taxes, all paid off < Concentrate the essence to make wonderful couplets, whitewash the peace

After surging like a storm, the water is cold and watching the lights everywhere. In the rain, Dalian

does good deeds, accumulates virtue and makes a good financial image, whitewash the peace

gathers the online school forum, and is happy and cooperative, which is amazing

adopts the essence of the sun and the moon, and the Chinese school forum has been aged for a hundred years, with you and me

an outsider.

greedy people, bold, tax fraud

careful people, happy, fines

confused accounts, cheating people

lovers, infatuation

smart guy, be careful, you can't catch

prosecutors, be clear about autumn and autumn, and show off your power. Confucius, a hundred schools of thought contend

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, and everyone can do it.

Rich people, businessmen, rich people, don't forget their lovers

Net Lieutenant Colonel, school net, online school, peaches and plums are all over the world

Birds in cages, birds in cages, ancient people

in the main version, in the main version, in the moderator, the elites are all over the forum

Spring flowers and autumn fruits, accountants, good people bear good fruits

Summer goes and winter comes, tax collectors control taxes according to law

It's warm in winter and cool in summer, and good people are rewarded

Impairment, bad debts and all provisions are made, all of which are against assets <

full meal, hungry meal, moral person, hungry

State Taxation Bureau, Local Taxation Bureau, a state person, in charge of two

offices and tax offices, doing everything, doing whatever they want

peach blossom, plum blossom, blooming and falling, falling and falling

accounting net, audit network, online.

east pawnbroker, west pawnbroker, east pawnbroker, when things

left tax law, right financial management, left and right books, left and right

South UFIDA, North Kingdee, South-North software, South-North

digging and mending, this non-accounting way

daubing and scraping, is a children's game

eating and getting cards.

accounting innovation is well-thought-out.

The clear spring is still there, and it comes from everywhere.

Nizi wants to weave beautiful mulberry to decorate the sky, and the forum is famous in the north!

Clear the spring water, wash the red tassels, beautify the battlefield, steam the spring water, and then gather the dense fog to cover the mountain city!

lovelorn, unemployed, insomnia, lost, lost

online schools, netizens, internet addicts, coming by the internet, enjoying themselves

a glass of white wine, two or two drinks, three points drunk, looking around blankly, where is Zamuhe? Five crossings of Chishui, six crossings of the Yellow River, seven stars without a moon, fleeing from all directions, whispering together!

One wish, two tracks, three expectations, wandering around. In the laughter, Sang Ni came to five mountains, traveled six miles, hung seven stars in the north, and wandered in all directions. It turned out that Zamu was here!

a manuscript, two lines of footprints, triple meanings, wandering around, laughing and answering that Sunny is coming!

for your reference!