A collection of the most sensational mood phrases: I can only be gentle for a moment, but I was eaten by a dog

1. The best way to avoid heartbreak is to pretend that you have no heart.

2. I closed my eyes gently, but there were no tears to cope with the situation.

3. Who passed by the old days and decorated the memory of whose bride with red makeup.

4. The fewer times your avatar beats, the smaller my position in your heart will be.

5. If you have the courage to cut your hair short, you will feel that there is nothing you can’t give up.

6. You will never understand how long it takes to forget the pain.

7. Love is a matter between two people, why should I guard it alone.

8. You know someone. Then your life changes forever.

9. What I love is only memories, and unwillingness to give up.

10. This city is destined to be bustling with traffic. When the prosperity comes to an end, we will find a moment of silence.

11. The murderer lost his murder weapon, just like Cinderella lost her glass slipper.

12. I only had a moment to be gentle, but I was eaten by a dog.

13. Waiting for someone who doesn’t love you is like waiting for a plane to dock at the dock.

14. I don’t know how much time has passed, nor how much life is left.

15. The human heart is a journey of the heart, and it is always difficult to find the last hug. Let’s talk about mood phrases. Everyone has a glorious moment, don’t take it as forever

1. The long wait makes people forget the original intention of waiting

2. I don’t have the ability now. No power, no money, no looks, no body, nothing.

3. I love him, I’m a bitch, I’m selfish, but don’t hurt him, okay?

4. Those who believe that love is the only salvation in life I deserve to be lonely

5. I would rather be alone than let anyone deal with me

6. Is it hot? Well, just think about the person you like and your heart will immediately feel cold

7. I thought that the hand I held would last forever. I thought that the smile of the person I had accompanied would last forever

8. We are so familiar that you think it doesn’t matter if you ignore me

9. Our Can a relationship last a hundred years?

10. I hate that others only think of me when they need to use me most.

11. Chen Xi: I was once young, frivolous and even reckless. I looked at death as if I were going home, but because I met you, I began to long for a long life.

12. [It’s enough to be bruised all over the body, why bother with another arrow to pierce the heart]

13. The most beautiful touch is that I think you are still there when the building is empty.

14. Time is really not a thing because it always leaves the person who treats you best for the end.

15. I thought the hand I held lasted forever. I thought I would accompany you until the end of time. Those who live will last forever with a smile

16. No matter how long you and I will be together in this life, please cherish the time we spend together because we will never see each other again in the next life, whether we love you or not

17. As long as I want to win, you are a scum

18. Don’t make me laugh when you are angry, you know I can’t help it.

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21. It’s not like I can’t do it alone. I’ve always been strong and don’t have to worry about you

22. Love means wanting to touch but then withdrawing your hand

2 13. I don’t know if the person who has been with me for a long time will leave, just like I don’t know if you will get tired of you in a few years

24. Too few touching words, too few truths, too few friends, too few smiles Too little

Twenty-five, I will take your good night to make your dream the most touching

Twenty-six, why bother shouting, acting stupid, pretending to be crazy, and acting like a hero? The supporting character who has lost the plot is showing off sarcasm

27. I don’t know when I will be soft-hearted and will harm myself

28. Time is so cruel that I am at a loss

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29. It is better to meet him than not to know that he is in the world

30. Time is like an earthquake. While we are still young and the journey is far away, let’s be together.

31. We will always stubbornly insist that we don’t miss you, but we will always secretly wipe our tears behind invisible people.

Thirty-two, don’t ask who is lying

Thirty-three, his lies were so touching that they touched me once

Thirty-four, brilliant Everyone has a moment, don’t take a moment as eternity

35. Plant flowers carefully in the alley, count the days when the flowers bloom, and think that you are about to return.

Thirty-six. I am not afraid of you leaving. What I am afraid of is that you will never come back.

Thirty-seven. Don’t miss someone who hurts you because of someone who loves you after all. There are still a lot

38. Every time I weigh myself, I feel like my breasts have gained weight again.

Thirty-nine. [Love is almost at your fingertips, but you hold it too tightly and think it is a right]

Forty. I am a born freak and whoever treats me well is destined to be killed by me. Hurt

41. My love for you is like a tide, but you were caught off guard and wanted to run away. I am a sinner, but I love you.

42. I just left alone. It’s been so long that I’ve become accustomed to being alone

43. If time allows me to enter your heart, how long will it take? I’ll wait

44. Hello, me I am here to apply for an actor. I am best at one-man shows and passers-by

45. A fish will die without water, but water without fish will be clearer.

46. My future child, Tell me which one is your father

47. I loved that smiling face

48. Can I forget you if my brain turns to mush?

49. Cherish what we have. Life cannot afford to lose and regret it as soon as it is lost.

50. The better the relationship is, the less likely people are to call each other’s names. Funny mood phrases for relaxing moments.

1. In the past, when the alarm clock went off, I often had the problem of slapping it and going back to sleep. But since I put three mousetraps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.

2. If Beethoven is said to be the "father of symphony", does that mean that Beethoven's father is the "father of symphony"?

3. I have done a lot of stupid things, but I don't care. My friends call it "confidence."

4. If Bill Gates could get one dollar every time the computer restarted, then he would give it away.

5. Experiment with two bugs. The one in the whiskey died, proving that whiskey doesn't cause worms in the stomach.

6. Life is really boring. Last month, a buddy of mine borrowed 4,000 yuan from me and said he wanted to have plastic surgery. As a result, I don’t know what he looked like now. Oh, 4,000 yuan.

7. Instructions for robbers: Our bank staff only understand Spanish. Please be patient when robbing. It is best to bring a translator with you. Thank you

8. Our village I am left alone. All other men have been sterilized after getting married and having children. Doctor, please sterilize me too. I am afraid that if any woman gets pregnant, I cannot bear this responsibility.

9. Tourist: Master, is that thatched house over there a toilet? Monk: Except for the thatched cottage, the rest of the place is a toilet.

10. If a lawyer and a politician fell into the river at the same time, would you go to drink coffee or go to a movie?

11. Reporter: According to a recent opinion poll, the public’s interest in current affairs at home and abroad is very low. Mr. Congressman, what do you think of this? MP: No opinion, I don’t care.

12. This would be really funny if it didn't happen to me.

13. Do you want to have a good set of teeth? Here are three lessons for you: 1. Rinse your mouth after meals and brush your teeth in the morning and evening; 2. Go to the hospital to check your teeth every two years; 3. Mind your own business. Personalized signature for bad mood

14. The hair is gone and the dandruff is better!

15. We are always accustomed to think that the brain is the most important organ of the human body, but don’t forget who made this judgment.

16. We should keep quiet when listening to sermons in church. It is very impolite to disturb others' sleep.

17. In order to improve product safety, we decided to print on the cap of the Coke bottle: Please open this end; on the bottom of the bottle, we decided to print: Please open the other end.

18. Artificial intelligence and natural stupidity cannot be compared - because we advocate pure nature.

19. My father hit me twice today. The first time was because he saw the two-point report card in my hand, and the second time was because the report card was from his childhood.

20. If a person can smile comfortably in the face of criticism from everyone, then he has probably found a scapegoat.

21. Yesterday I signed up for a weight loss training class. They asked me to wear loose clothes during training. Is this unreasonable? If there are still loose clothes, then I will come back

22. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

23. I am quite forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to pull out an umbrella when I go out to do errands on rainy days, so I already have ten umbrellas at home.

24. All men are born equal, except those who are married.

25. Yesterday, scientists conducted the latest research. One hundred men participated in the experiment. After each person drank 20 bottles of beer, all of them became extremely talkative but illogical, prone to crying and angry, He behaved impulsively, his driving skills declined, and his weight increased. So scientists concluded that beer contains trace amounts of estrogen! Funny mood phrases for a relaxing moment_1

1. The girl I like told me not to take her too seriously and just take advantage of her, that’s fine

2. At the beginning Listening to Jacky Cheung, you are so poisonous. I have listened to it: You are bald, hello, hello, hello bare bald at the time, which monk Lao Zhang couldn't go so much, and did n’t have to make up a song to scold others?

3. I remember when I was in college, some girls reported to the school that boys were using binoculars to look into the girls’ dormitories. Later, the college conducted a strict investigation and in order to show fairness, they also checked the girls’ dormitories. In the end, the boys found three binoculars. More than 30 were found in the girls' dormitory, and more than 10 were equipped with night vision functions.

4. At the kindergarten party, the little friend who announced the curtain said in a loud voice: Please enjoy the chorus "We are all human beings"

5. A school teacher solicited protection Flower slogan, one classmate blurted out: Today I step on my head, tomorrow I will plant it on your grave.

6. Confucius’ father was almost 70 years old when he gave birth to Confucius, while Confucius’ mother was only 17 years old. It seems that when I am 70 years old, I will have to find a 17-year-old girl to give birth to a Confucius

7. There is a kind of person who will only be beaten when buying things in his life. People are called handsome guys.

I'm obviously not this kind of person because no one calls me handsome when I'm shopping.

8. Are your shark fins real? Look what you said, one falsehood will be punished by ten! OK, let’s have a plate. In ten minutes, sir, here are the eleven plates of vermicelli you ordered.

9. I went to the toilet today to push my legs. When I squatted down and was about to exert my strength, I suddenly remembered that I had something else to do, so I would try again later. Then he picked up his pants and left. Then I woke up in danger.

10. Female Spy I got the latest plan of General Dai Yang, and I also captured his son, which is great! Where? We can't interrogate him immediately! Wait another ten months before being born

11. Teacher: Baker, why do rockets run so fast? Baker: Who wouldn’t run as fast as they could when their ass was on fire?

12. A certain man courted a certain girl and played the Erquan Yingyue on the erhu. Afterwards, the girl said: She didn’t play the erhu very well, but she looked like the blind man A Bing!

13. Hello everyone, I am not very good at talking. If there is any offense, you have the guts to hit me!

14. You said that you will stay with me forever. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask whether it was this life or the next life.

15. Whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the level of obscenity in the chat.

16. If you really feel that the weather is too hot and you can’t stand it, then try to express your love to the person you like, and your heart will cool down after a while!

17. The first sentence of the "Song of Macao" that was popular when Macao returned to China: Did you know that macao is not my real surname? I always thought it was: a piece of sesame cake, I can't do it without eating it!

18. Some people are good-looking, some are ugly, and some are somewhere in between. It looks so ugly.

19. It is said that when two men and one woman walk on the street, the three people will feel like light bulbs

20. My cousin asked me: I want to ask you a question, is April Fool’s Day commemorated? Foolish Old Man moved mountains, I:

21. Sister, you ride on the bow of the boat, brother, I walk on the shore. It is said that 99% of people sang this lyrics when they saw it. If you get shot, please turn around.

22. I wanted to tell my mother to scratch my shoulders, but I said: Mom, please scratch my wings.

23. Heartbeat Law: If you kiss a woman and your heartbeat reaches 250, it must be first love. If the heartbeat reaches 180, it must be an affair. If the heart rate reaches 120, it must be love. If the heartbeat reaches 80, it must be my wife. If the heart rate reaches 30, it must be a dinosaur. If the heartbeat reaches 0, it must be myocardial infarction

24. My daughter said: "Dad, you can either hold me and tell me a story, or play with toys with me. You have to choose one." So the kind-hearted father chose After hugging and telling the story, the daughter said with satisfaction: "Okay, now we can play with toys." Dad asked why, and the little guy was very confident and said, "You have chosen the same thing, so of course I will choose the same thing."

25. I work in an IT company. As everyone in IT knows, working overtime every day, staying up late is the norm, and there is no possibility of a double break. One weekend, everyone had been busy together all morning. At around eleven o'clock, a colleague suddenly got up and rushed out without saying a word. He said: You guys are busy, I will go out to get married and come back.

26. The school holds a sports meeting. Since there are few boys in the class, every effort is made to attract people to participate. What is outrageous is that a roommate who weighs two hundred pounds was designated to participate in the triple jump competition. After we found out, we were very surprised. If you are so fat, can you jump into the pit? Unexpectedly, the roommate was very confident and confidently said to everyone with a smile on his face: "Don't worry, for people like me, wherever you jump, there will be pitfalls!"