What are some sentences or jokes about e-sports?

Once upon a time, there was a boy who pursued his dream. He really likes dota and is crazy, but his relatives around him think he is possessed and stop him. He always laughs at himself that "my life is a life of struggle" (1).

After all, the road to pursuing dreams is not smooth sailing. He always falls and fails. He cried helplessly at night and even slept on the street for a night because of a word from the team sponsor. (2)

That night, a beggar uncle saw his pity, chatted with him all night and sang "Miss Dong" to him. In his sleep, he hummed the phrase "Who will take the trouble to comfort that ignorant boy" repeatedly. (3)

But fate does not necessarily care for those who work hard. The teenager failed again. He was so angry that he even said, "Sometimes, when you lose the game, you always feel that your teammates are not very good." In fact, there was a follow-up, but the media took it out of context. His teammates thought he was too proud, so they gave up his vote. Other famous teams think that his character has problems and don't accept him.

He cycled between other teams and never won the championship, but finally one day he was lucky enough to meet Bole and fight the old master again in a big game. He released his hatred and anger, hanged his former teammate and sneered, "What is the best group?" (6)

In the final, he faced the champion who had never been contaminated, and he broke out in an unparalleled small universe. The public screen reads "Sorry, I want to win this game!" " (7)

In the deciding game, he confidently said to his teammates, "Give me the ghost, don't win!" " Fortunately, he saved his hand.

Since then, he has had a smooth sailing, winning ten crowns a year, (9) nine crowns, and (10) infinite scenery, but the bonus of that era was too low to support himself, let alone more people. So when someone asks him why he doesn't find a girlfriend, he always says "e-sports, no girlfriend."