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Which local shops have typos on their signboards?
1. I didn't mean to make a mistake (typo in quotation marks)?
1. at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice?
2. At the door of the garage: Is the tire "flushed"?
3. At the entrance of the retail store: "for sale"?
4. at the door of the furniture store: "furniture"?
5. at the entrance of the decoration shop: install "Huang"?
6. Lost property advertisement: the "revelation" of lost property?
7. at the door of the installation company: "press" to install?
8. at the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and wax it?
9. at the entrance of the hotel: "joint" meal?
1. At the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo?
11. Hotel menu: Chicken "Dan"?
12. hardware store sign: "stand"?
13. Sporting goods store sign: "blue" ball?
14. At the entrance of fast food restaurant: there is a long line of "blocks"?
15. farmer's market sign: "sweet" eggplant?
16. Parking sign: "Hmm" car charge?
17. Strike hard: Strike hard?
18. an airport banner: year "green"?
19. A traffic propaganda slogan: Overloading is "dangerous"?
2. A canteen menu: fish "garden"?
second, deliberately misspelled (typos in quotation marks)?
1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent?
2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is fun?
3. Supplement advertisement: Is the turtle all right?
4. Glasses advertisement: "Bright" is amazing?
5. mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"?
6. Transparent tape advertisement: irreplaceable "belt"?
7. internet cafe advertisement: a "net" is deep?
8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking and a bell at first sight.
9. water heater advertisement: "take a bath" at will?
1. air conditioning advertisement: no "sweat" for life?
11. Clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" take people?
12. A laundry advertisement: "Don't give up clothes"?
13. The advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms are available?
14. A cake advertisement: "cake" rises step by step?
15. stomach medicine advertisement: from "no" to "stomach"?
16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy riding?
17. advertisement for electric iron: "clothes" and "clothes"?
18. fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better?
19. washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother?
2. Hat company advertisement: Take people by "hats"?
21. advertisement for treating lithiasis: "turning big stone into small stone" and "turning small stone into small stone"?
22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"?
23. Paint advertisement: lascivious painting?
24. refrigerator advertisement: what's the latest in refrigeration?
25, hemorrhoid medicine advertisement: Is there no fear of hemorrhoids?
26. Advertisement for Garden Apartment: Living with You?
27. Dance machine advertisement: Smell "machine" dancing?
28. seafood advertising: leading the way?
29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" population?
3, gift shop advertising: "gift" of course
Wandering in the street, you can often see typos on some shop signs.
like a noodle restaurant, the word "dial" is written as "pull".
The so-called noodle-pulling is to put three or four layers of processed noodles in a pile, hold two special knives with both hands, and pull them out at a 45-degree angle from the outside of the noodles, with the back facing inward and the toughness facing outward, so as to make them into prismatic noodles with uniform width. Knife dialing face' is a unique skill in Shanxi. The knife used to dial the noodles is specially made, about 6 cm long, with handles at both ends, and the blade is flat and straight, so you can't take' bulging belly'. The surface set out by this knife is very neat and uniform in thickness, with a small triangular cross section and a length of more than half a meter. But "pulling noodles" is unintelligible. I think "dialing" and "pulling" are similar and wrong.
What is more serious than this is that "noodles with minced meat" are mostly written as "noodles with minced meat".
sao is pronounced Sao, which means minced meat or diced meat. Noodles with minced meat is a kind of traditional pasta in Guanzhong area of Shaanxi province, which has a long history, especially Qishan noodles with minced meat. Qishan noodles with minced meat are famous for their thinness, toughness, luster, frying, thinness, sourness, spiciness and fragrance. Its characteristics are: the noodles are slender, uniform in thickness, fresh and fragrant in SAO, floating in red oil, sour and spicy in soup, tough and refreshing, and suitable for all ages. Noodles with minced meat have a very important position in Guanzhong area, which can't be separated from weddings, funerals, festivals, children's full moons, old people's birthdays, welcoming relatives and friends and other important occasions. In some places in Guanzhong, the sub-surface of sao is read as the sub-surface of shao because of dialect pronunciation. As a result, the names of some restaurants are wrong.
If the above two words are careful, it is not difficult to distinguish right from wrong. Perhaps the most difficult ones are "sheep scorpion" and "sheep scorpion". It is said that "Capricorn" is the backbone of sheep, which is shaped like our common scorpion. Since it looks like a scorpion, why not call it a "sheep scorpion" but a "goat scorpion"? So I looked up the dictionary. The dictionary says: "Jie" is a castrated ram, that is, a grazed ram. Look up "Capricorn" again, but there is no record of the word. And continue to check, but clearly see the word "sheep scorpion"-sheep scorpion, refers to the sheep's spine, named after its shape like a scorpion. So I suddenly understood that the word "Jie" of the original "Capricorn" is really a huge typo.
Many people think that the sheep scorpion belongs to the sheep, so they take "Jie" instead of "scorpion" and create a "sheep scorpion" for people to eat.
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