Three-person crosstalk on Children's Day.

B: That's right.

Especially the little monkey, is more lively and lovely.

So people like it better.

A: It seems that everyone likes it and thinks it has capital, so it is very proud.

How can a monkey be proud?

A: Yes!

Why are you proud?

A: I am conceited and think I am taller than anyone else. How big is the earth?

B: what's the answer?

It is as big as our Monkey Mountain.

How big is the sea?

It is as big as our swimming pool.

B: Tiger?

It is as big as a cat.

B: Malaysia?

That's not as big as my fleas!

B: Huh? I asked about horses!

Well, horses are ants! Ants, ants, the big one is called "horse" and the small one is called "ant"!

B: It hasn't seen a horse for a long time!

A: I have never been out of Monkey Mountain in the zoo since I was born!

It seems that pride and ignorance are a pair. He is my brother.

A: The little monkey sings happily on Monkey Mountain all day: "Everyone likes me, everyone likes me best ..."

Blow your own horn!

A: He was bragging there when he suddenly heard a child holding hands and shouting, "The monkey is too small. I don't like watching it. I want to see elephants! "

The child likes to watch the big ones.

A: This sentence really pissed off the little monkey.

Why is he angry?

Answer: "Call it an elephant or call me a monkey? This is to look down on me! I want to compare with elephants to see who is bigger? "

B: how can it be compared?

A: When the keeper opened the door to feed the monkey, the little monkey slipped away.

I went to compare it with an elephant.

As soon as the little monkey entered the elephant room, his eyes rolled around.

B: Why?

Looking for elephants! It searched on the ground first, but it didn't find it for a long time, and then it went up the mountain to find it.

Why is there a mountain in the room?

A: The little monkey still looked down at the mountain and said to himself, "What a broken mountain it is! Bare only plants grass and does not plant trees, which is no worse than our Monkey Mountain! "

Never mind that mountain, let's find the elephant first!

A: The little monkey climbed the mountain and looked up-alas, he was tired in vain!

B: Why?

A: There are no elephants on the mountain either.

B: Then come down!

You can't come here for nothing! Pull up the grass and leave a souvenir! It grabbed a "grass" and pulled hard, alas! Oh, no!

B: What's the matter?

Why is this mountain shaking?

Why is the mountain still moving?

A: Where is it? That's the elephant sleeping there! The little monkey plucked the hair from the elephant's back!

Well, imagine an elephant as a mountain!

A: The monkey pulled out the elephant's hair, and the elephant woke up in pain and staggered to its feet, scaring the little monkey to shout loudly.

B: What's the shout?

A: "Oh, my sister, no, it's an earthquake!" "

Well, what is this earthquake called?

The little monkey plucked the hair from the elephant. The elephant thought that there was a bug biting it, so it sucked the water from a pool with its long nose, pointed it at its back, "stabbed" it, and all the water came out.

Oh, the elephant wants to feed the insects with water.

This bug can't crawl, so you can bark at this little monkey.

B: What's your name?

A: "Oh, my God, it's raining hard!" "

Is this a rainstorm?

The elephant cursed while drinking water: "What a nuisance!" "Scared, the little monkey cried again.

B: What's the shout?

A: "Oh, my grandma, why is the thunder so loud?"

B: Well, do you think talking about elephants is thunder?

A: When the little monkey saw that it was an earthquake or a thunderstorm, he squatted on the elephant's back in horror and began: "God bless, God bless!" " Let me go down the mountain safely! "

You should climb down quickly!

Suddenly, it saw a big landslide sliding from the top of the mountain to the ground.

A big slide?

It's an elephant's big nose!

It can be saved this time.

A: The little monkey fell happily from the sky and slid down the elephant's nose. The elephant felt a little itchy in his nose and said, "Who is this?" Come under my nose and make trouble, and watch me punish you! "

Already: how to punish?

The elephant shook its nose. ...

Already: hey!

A man threw the little monkey back to Monkey Mountain.

Already: Well, I don't have to go back.

A: Monkeys all over the mountain were scared to death when they saw a monkey fall from half the sky. "Hey, how can a little monkey walk on the cloud?"

Already: huh? Also praise it!

A: This compliment doesn't matter. Little monkeys are crazier. He got up from the ground, patted his ass and blew another breath at the cow.

J: How?

A: "Monkeys, men, women and children! I just traveled abroad! "

Is that a tour?

A: "During my trip, I climbed the Himalayas."

Is that a mountain?

A: "Not only are you not afraid of mountains and roads, but you are not afraid of even shaking the earth!"

It forgot to kowtow on the ground.

A: He was bragging when the guard came in: "Drink, are you still alive?" ? I heard from the keeper of the elephant house that you made a fool of yourself on the elephant! "

Do you understand this time? That's not a mountain, that's an elephant.

The little monkey thought, "What? Is that an elephant? It is much better than me. "

J: Isn't this nonsense?

A: I don't want to be a monkey. How nice it is to be an elephant! "

Already: Being an elephant? Do you have that long nose?

A: "I can use my tail instead of my nose."

Already: huh? Do you have a nose on your ass?

A: "That's easy. My tail is my nose. My ass is my face. "

Yes: hey! Major!

A: Say that finish, the little monkey pursed his ass as his face, wagged his tail as his trunk and proudly sang: "I am an elephant, I am an elephant!" " "

Already: self-deception!

A: It's true to fool yourself, but you can't fool others.

J: What's wrong?

A: A child watching monkeys was exposed by it.

Already: How?

A: "Mom, why does that little monkey always pout?" Just now the elephant made it a drowned rat, and now it's almost dry! "A word made the audience laugh.

Already: make a fool of yourself!

A: The little monkey's ass turned red with a swish.

Already: huh? I blushed with shame. Why not blush and have a red ass?

A: Well, have you forgotten that it treats its ass as a face?

Ji: Oh, I can't blame monkeys for their red bottoms, but they are ashamed of being red.