Funny copy in 2023.

1. Don't underestimate fart. Fart is the indomitable soul of the food you eat!

Every time someone says I'm ugly, I feel sad. I went blind at a young age.

I really want to talk about a love that your mother took 10 million to let me leave you.

4. Ask a deskmate today: Would you like it if Ma Yun gave you a billion dollars to eat a lump of shit? The deskmate said: I don't brag, I can bankrupt Ma Yun.

5. Handsome people are called girls, and ugly people can only be called hooligans.

6. I hate slogans such as "It is shameful to waste food" in the canteen. How dare you say that others are shameless when you have cooked so badly the food that farmers' uncles have worked so hard to grow?

7. What wakes me up every day is neither peeing. It is not an alarm clock, nor a dream, but poverty!

8. The biology teacher asked: What are the advantages of having two eyes? A wonderful flower in the class blurted out: one is blind and the other is blind.

9. I know the melon is not sweet, but it quenches the thirst. 10. My cousin asked me, "Sister, what do you think is the standard of a perfect boyfriend?" I decisively said: "others'"! 1 1. If you are fine, it will be sunny, but I like cloudy days!

12. Whose Bluetooth name is "an old sow"? Every time you turn on Bluetooth, the system prompts "There is an old sow who wants to pair with you".

13. Without a new boyfriend after breaking up, it feels like widowhood to my predecessor.

14. When I was in junior high school, I made an appointment to fight after school. He called 100 people, but I only called one, and that was his mother. As a result, I won.

15. Grandpa said that in their time, if there were questions that could not be done in the exam, they would write Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it.

16. My heart is so tired. Life is so unfair to me. Why is it always windy or rainy when you go out after washing your hair?

17. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

18. I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not shy to go back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."

19. Don't worry about the girl with fat hands. The gold ring given by her adult boyfriend will be bigger in the future!

To tell you the truth, I really envy your skin. How can it be maintained so thick?

2 1. "Students, if you don't push yourself, you won't know how good you are. People are forced out! ! ! ""Teacher, my mother said I had a caesarean section! "