The first grade reference answer of Chinese journal.

First, I didn't mean to make a mistake (typo in quotation marks)

1, at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice.

2, at the garage door: tire repair "flushing"

3. At the door of the retail store: "Sold separately"

4. Furniture store door: home "furniture"

5. Decorate the door of the store: install "yellow"

6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"

7. Install the company's door: "Press" to install.

8. at the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and play "wax"

9. at the entrance of the hotel: "he" rice.

10, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo.

1 1. Hotel menu: Danji

12, hardware store signboard: "money" block

13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" ball

14, in front of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"

15, signboard of farmers' market: "Fan" eggplant

16, stop sign: "Yes" car charges.

17, slogan of strike hard: strike hard "calendar"

18, an airport banner: Year of Youth.

19, a traffic slogan: overload is "almost" harmful.

20. Dining room menu: fish "garden"

1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent.

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.

3. tonic advertisement: "turtle" is safe.

4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing.

5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"

6. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "tape"

7. Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" is deep.

8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.

9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"

10, air-conditioning advertisement: Never "sweat" for life.

1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.

12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes"

13, advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms are available.

14, a cake advertisement: step by step "cake"

15, advertisement of stomach medicine: a "no" to "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.

17, electric iron advertisement: 100 "clothes", 100 Shun.

18, fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.

19, washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother

20. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

2 1, advertisement for treatment of lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller, and the small "stone" becomes smaller.

22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"

23. Paint advertisement: lascivious "paint"

24. refrigerator advertisement: "front" for cold storage and preservation

25. Anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: Not afraid of "hemorrhoids"

26. Garden Apartment Advertisement: Living with "Accommodation"

27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.

28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.

29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd

30. Gift shop advertisement: "Gift" is a matter of course.

1. Interesting knowledge of Chinese

People in Jiangxi, Hunan and Sichuan love to eat Chili, and each place is worse than the other, so people say:

Jiangxi people are not afraid of spicy, Hunan people are not afraid of spicy, and Sichuan people are afraid of spicy.

The above words, after the positions of the three words are exchanged, the meaning has changed subtly, how ingenious. This form is called translocation.

Wen Yiduo, a famous modern scholar in China, has a famous saying, which expresses his unique thoughts. He said: I will do it if people say it; Others said they didn't have to do it, and I didn't have to say it.

The transposition of the words "say" and "do" immediately reflects two completely different attitudes, which is memorable.

In our daily language, we often use body names and verb combinations. If a teenager makes a mistake, we say he "slipped". Surrender to others, we say that he is "bowing" to others; Someone did something wrong unintentionally. We call him a "miss" and something attracts people's attention. We call it a "drill". We also often use words like "commenting" and "not mentioning". If we use them properly, we can express our feelings better. For example, the words "lips and teeth" in the idiom "lips die and teeth are cold" are the names of two different parts of the human body. Here, they are combined with "death" and "cold" to describe their close relationship. 195 1 The United States invaded North Korea and tried to invade China through North Korea as a springboard. At that time, Chairman Mao pointed out: The relationship between North Korea and China is that the lips are dead and the teeth are cold. We should do our best to resist US aggression and aid Korea. Chairman Mao vividly summed up the interest relationship between China and North Korea with this idiom, which greatly inspired the determination and will of our people to resist US aggression and aid Korea.

1, Wrigley gum, love to use Wrigley (Wrigley gum advertising language)

2. Endless riding (a motorcycle slogan)

3, a bright and amazing (the slogan of an eye disease therapeutic instrument)

4. The name of the clothes is amazing (a clothing advertisement)

5, no stomach (a slogan of stomach medicine)

6. Be proud of drinking (a drinking slogan)

7. Taste local wine (wine advertising language)

8. Whole food beauty (hotel slogan)

9. Cough can't be delayed (a cough medicine advertisement)

10, Idle wife and good mother (advertising language of a washing machine)

1 1, silent mosquito (an advertisement for mosquito killer)

12, no inflammation in the mouth (advertised by a toothpaste)

13, 100 clothes and 100 clothes (a brand-name clothing advertising language)

14, attracting people into the store (banner of high-end hotel)

15, Wise men have different opinions (ancient bridge air conditioning advertising language)

16, surprise curtain (advertising language of Asian computer 3D animation system)

17, I didn't know Fule until I drank it.

18, Dashihua Small Petrochemical (Danshu Capsule Advertising Language)

19, six gods are taken, and the whole family has no worries (advertising slogan of toilet water with special effects of six gods)

20, stomach disease treatment with Sifang (Sifang stomach tablets advertising language)

2 1, China Telecom Trinidad Sound Edge (long-distance telephone advertising language)

22. Jiali-Wash away the dust along your way (a washing powder advertisement)

23. Hemorrhoids are not old (a slogan of hemorrhoid medicine)

2. China jokes

1. One day, a Chinese teacher came into the classroom with water all over his face.

He asked his classmates in the front row, "Where is my paper-wiping face?"

(it should be "where is the paper I wipe my face?" )

One day, the Chinese teacher was furious when he saw two students whispering in class. He pointed at them and shouted angrily, "stand on the blackboard!" " (It's hard. )

3. Son: Dad, what does comrade mean? "

Dad: "Comrade! This is a metaphor for you, me, your friend, and you are gay! "

Son: "What about the government?"

Dad: "For example, in our family, your mother is the government."

Son: "What does the future mean?"

Dad: "For example, your brother is the future ..."

In the middle of the night, my brother wets the bed, and my son pushes his father and says, "Comrade, wake up the government and wet the bed in the future!" "

On one occasion, Xiao Ming talked back to his father and was slapped in the face by his father. Not convinced, he complained to his mother, "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?"

Mother heard this and said angrily, "If someone beats my son, I will beat his son, huh!"

I have a classmate named Hu Changjin. Among them, "Chang" is a disyllabic word, and the student's academic performance is very poor because of carelessness. Teachers often joke that, keep making progress, keep making progress, so do you. ""What do you mean by your surname Hu? Zhang should not enter Zhang, Zhang should not enter quite often! "

Students have been in school for three years, and their figure has increased year by year! )

2, this is not a polyphonic joke, but a homophonic joke.

The unit has the habit of cleaning in the morning, and colleagues in the unit get together for office chat at this time. When it rained that day, my colleagues were chatting together, and one of them said, "Look, it's really annoying to rain today, so I am particularly prone to splashing water!" The pants are covered with mud! " Another colleague also said, "I spilled it, too!" Others have followed suit; "That is, it is particularly easy to splash when it rains!" Everyone is still discussing whether to splash it. Passers-by curiously ask, "Who are you talking about?" So cheap! Who is mean? "This base is not a splash!