The calligraphy and painting club is recruiting new flyers. We need some funny and humorous slogans, jokes, sentences, etc. Can anyone help?

"Join the XX club and you will be one step closer to your dream." "Excellent environment, the growth of outstanding people." "It is better to be a teacher if you are ignorant and ignorant." --------- -------Funny version↓----------------"Girls and teenagers, want to complain about God, but there are no like-minded people? You want God to COS, but there is no one Watching? Want to get up close and personal with others? Join our XX community, and everything is possible! ”