Korean funny brother short sentence

1. Is there a funny sentence? A brother is constipated and can't go to the toilet for a long time. Just as he was going all out, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next position. No sooner had I entered than there was a real storm. The brother said enviously to his buddy: My buddy envies you. The buddy said: envy what? My son hasn't taken off his pants yet ~ ~ My son sleeps with his mother every night.

Mom said: when you grow up, you marry a daughter-in-law and sleep with your mother? A: Yes. Mom said, what about your wife? The son said, let her sleep with her father.

Dad said excitedly: "This child has been sensible since childhood. On a hot day, there was a sudden power outage, so he had to buy candles and continue to fight. After half an hour, it was too hot to stand. One man said, "Let's turn on the electric fan. It's too hot. " Another man said, "You can't open it. An American, a Japanese and a China are exploring the jungle. They will blow out the candles.

As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "

The American was the first to be hit by the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass."

Mats, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left. When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress.

After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama. China people slowly get down and say slowly, "Come, give me the Japanese mat."

... a brother went to the bathroom and ended up in the ladies' room by mistake. When I went in, I found that there was no urinal, and it felt wrong. Fortunately, there is no one in the ladies' room. He walked out casually.

When I opened the door, I met a mm who came in. Had a face-to-face encounter with him. He blushed and hung his head. He turned and went to the men's room all day. There are too many people on the bus, which is extremely hot and stuffy. I don't know who farted This is a worse environment. My friend can't stand it, and I don't know who it is. I can't help it

It happened that the conductor was asking, "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "Fart didn't buy a ticket!" " Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly, "I have bought the ticket!" " A sculpture was completed in the new building of a university: a girl held a book in her left hand and a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. Publicly soliciting names from off-campus students, many people's slogans coincide-reading is a bird's best! There are three tadpoles. They go to a restaurant for dinner. After waiting for a while, the first course was served.

This is a fried frog .. Three tadpoles sing in unison: I don't want to grow up. One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

Cao Cao said to the three of them: each of you is going to the orchard to choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei took out an apple. Cao Cao said, if they can put the fruit in their ass, let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while without success and was killed.

After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes, and Cao Cao said the same thing to him. Guan Yu began to jam. When the third one was blocked, Guan Yu suddenly smiled. As a result, the grapes were smashed to death again.

After going to the underworld, the prince asked Guan Yu, "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" "If you don't laugh, you won't die," Guan Yu said with a sigh. I don't want to! Jealous beauty! When I got to the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu coming out with a durian. "Yesterday, I went to eat KFC. The man behind me looks like a couple. They ordered a lot of food and sat next to me.

After sitting down, the girls began to eat hard, as if they were hungry for several days, while the boys chewed French fries one by one, as if they had something on their mind. Suddenly, the boy put down the French fries, leaned down and asked seriously, "Qingqing, can I chase you?" "The girl didn't look up, just said," no! The boy asked again, "Is this impossible?" The girl simply said, "Not at all!" The boy froze, looked at her and stayed there ... At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other, thinking that the boy was watching her, so she stopped eating, and then looked at the boy with a bad eye and whispered, "Hmm ... can I still eat?" Everyone around me, including me, laughed out loud. The boy said helplessly, "Eat, eat …" This MM is so cute.

If I don't let you chase, I must chase. . Chase hard! ! ! ! I've been fidgeting at school. I taught myself for the first time when I was a freshman. I was so depressed sitting in the classroom that I immediately ran to the aisle to smoke.

Not long after I lit a cigarette, a girl from PL came over and asked me, "I'm studying by myself now! How did you get out? " I said, I'm bored to go out and smoke, MM which class are you in? How also ran out. PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, that class! At that time, I was so excited to say, are we in the same class? What, are you depressed? She said: well, a freshman in our class ran out from self-study and I came out to find him.

I smiled, it seems that someone still can't sit still. What do you want from him? You're not his mother! MM: I can't help it I'm his head teacher! I was cheated at that time ... A minute later, I choked out a sentence: Teacher, you look so young ... After Phelps won eight gold medals, how did countries compete in breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly and freestyle? 100, 200, 400, 1500 lead to too many gold medals. They are very dissatisfied and demand to increase the number of gold medals in their advantageous events. Brazil proposed that football should be divided into three players, five players, seven players, 1 1 player, beach, indoor and grass.

China proposed to divide table tennis into straight, horizontal, straight doubles, straight singles and straight mixed doubles. Britain proposed that equestrian should be divided into black horse equestrian, white horse equestrian, red horse equestrian, brown horse equestrian, real horse equestrian and zebra equestrian.

Kenya proposed that the long-distance running should be divided into 10000m, 1 1000m, 12000m and 13000m.

Japan proposes that all mixed events should be increased by 3p, 4p, 5p, 6p and 7p.

Group p.

500 pence.

Thailand proposed that in addition to men's and women's events, we should join the shemale group. South Korea suggested that if gold medals were added in the future, they should be given.

2. Classic sentences about brothers and sisters are indispensable.

The flesh and blood are connected, and the heart is connected. A brother is a small hand that hobbles in the wind and rain. He handed you an umbrella, but he got wet. Brother sent a pair of cloth shoes, walking on the rugged mountain road, but his feet were soaked with blood; Brothers are smiling faces who share their troubles warmly when they have troubles, but there are more troubles that do not belong to them; A brother is a hug you share when you are happy, but you are burned by a bright smile.

Brother, always go further than friendship. Boil beans and burn beans, and the beans cry in the pot. They come from the same root. Why are you so anxious to cook with each other? Someone who always gives you encouragement and hugs at critical moments.

He always knows what you need, and gives his sincere heart at the right time and place.