The most popular Internet cake-cutting funny quotes (selected 40 sentences)

1. Extended reading

2. Pan Duoge: Gao Shuai Fu.

3. One day when you die, I will burn a seat in Yihongyuan as a gift to you.

4. For the sake of stupidity, I won’t say anything about you.

5. Only when you reach the point of cramps in reading can your writing and thinking be like insipidus!

6. I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

7. This is a world where wages are not rising and prices are soaring.

8. Don’t ask me where I come from, my hometown is the morgue.

9. Why don’t you wear boxers? It’s a waste of money and cloth.

10. I missed a period of time, so I chose to grow old in the past.

11. This world is so crazy that shamelessness is regarded as noble.

12. Boom boom crispy chicken flavor: A thousand ounces of gold is lost to a slice of cake.

13. I only want to be as gorgeous as fireworks, not like the wind, dew, or morning fog.

14. While I love you, I will do my best to protect you.

15. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

16. When I miss you, my heart will tremble and tears will flow, but you don’t understand.

17. I am fat to make you look thin, lest I look thin and look ugly to you.

18. I would rather cry in a cake-cutting car than laugh in a BMW.

19. I never sing out of tune. I just like to sing in my own tune.

20. Butterflies cannot fly across the sea 1224: Super large, super hard, super heavy brand Saqima.

21. White rice: Everyone is destined to die. It may be lighter than a feather, or heavier than a cut cake.

22. Miss Ya Xiaoqi: If you cut the cake with one knife, you will go bankrupt. Do you believe it?

23. The most popular funny quotes

If I am not in the arena, I am on my way to the arena.

24. Practical version: I got a yellow rear-end sticker, there is a cut cake in the car, you are so awesome, you hit me.

25. Silver Hair Natural Curly Healing Flower: One cake is cut into one square meter, and one cake is changed into a suite.

26.: "Do you love me?" "Of course!" "Then you sell your house and buy me a piece of cake to eat~"

27. Times Edition: This It was an era when the BMW owner abandoned the car and ran away after the BMW overturned the cake-cutting truck.

28. Unbelievable: Obama announced that more than one trillion in national debt will be returned to China in the form of 200 kilograms of cut cakes

29. Not cool: I heard everyone talk about the density of the universe The top three biggest things: black holes, neutron stars, and cakes.

30. Advertising page: If you cut the cake forever, everything will go bankrupt. Give me a fulcrum and I can knock out the whole piece of cake.

31. Consideration: Speculating in real estate and gold is not as good as frying cakes! One pound of cakes can buy a house in the inner ring of Beijing, but two pounds of cakes can go to bed with an A-list star

32. Those who work hard and are technical. Ms. Wanzi: From now on, if a man wants to chase a girl, he should give her cut cakes. Those who can afford to give cut cakes are rich and handsome.

33. Blind date version: Do you have a house? No, do you have a car? No, then why are you going on a blind date? I have a car of cakes at home! Oh, damn, you didn't tell me earlier

34. International version: Obama officially announced at a White House press conference recently that China's more than one trillion national debt will be returned to China in the form of two hundred kilograms of cut cakes.

35. Angel o War God: The little girl selling cut cakes carries a big bamboo basket on her back. Then. . . "Robbery" "If you stay, let the cutter go" "Leave the cutter and let the person go

36. The sentence collection includes famous quotes, beautiful sentences, slogans, classic lines, and blessings Wait, after word of mouth and time scouring, what is left is very meaningful, thought-provoking, or happy, or suddenly enlightened.

37. Long in the heart: Gates, Jobs and others. As soon as the cake seller came to the gate of heaven, the guard said that only the richest person could enter. Gates said he had apples, and the latter said, "I have cakes." The first two immediately turned around and rushed towards hell.

38. Deeper version: Steam the cut cake first, put it into a very strong wooden trough while it is hot, then cover it with a thick wooden board, and then press some heavy objects. You can also find Several fat men stood on it. In this way, the cut cake is pressed very tightly, and the water flows out through the small cracks at the bottom of the wooden trough. Two days later, the weight was removed and a solid cut cake was born.

39. Bacon, bacon, pork belly: A poor child asked a rich man: How did you become rich? The rich man said: I was very poor when I was a child. I only had one apple. I wiped it very clean and sold it. The money could buy two apples, and then... The poor boy said: I understand, and then I sold the two apples. ...The rich man said: Of course not. Later my father taught me how to make cut cakes.

40. Note: What does it mean to cut the cake body: On December 3, 20xx, the official Weibo of Yueyang City Public Security Bureau of Hunan Province @ Yueyang Public Security Police released a message that villager Ling was buying Xinjiang people When buying walnut kernel candies, misunderstandings were caused by poor language communication, and the quarrel between the two parties led to physical conflicts and group beatings. The incident caused minor injuries to two people and damaged about 160,000 walnut candies. The total number of damaged motorcycles and injured people was 200,000.